James Martindale

is creating clever excuses for doing nothing useful
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I'll send you a picture of Tic-Tac every month to let you know that your money is being put to good use.

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Every month, on the evening of the 13th, I will turn off all the lights in the house, leave the faucet running, and whisper your name 3 times into the mirror.
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About James Martindale

I'm on Patreon because on October 25, 2016, I got bored after dinner and didn't have anything better to do. So I created a Patreon account to in hopes that someday I'd find justification for its existence. That day has not yet come.

People say that there's no such thing as a free lunch and that the only way to get money is through hard work. By supporting me you might prove how stupid that saying is. Or just how stupid you are.
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With $1 I can finally buy that pack of Tic-Tacs I've always wanted.
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