Joey Comeau

is creating sad stories, micro diaries, and weird chess recordings

146

patrons

$512

per month
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Pledge $1 or more per month
I love you and everything you do is wonderful

You are wonderful. Hello. I think you are wonderful. I am going to post stories online and I hope that you enjoy them.
Cup of coffee tier.
$3 or more per month
For just the price of a cup of coffee every month, I will probably get a cup of coffee every month! Or, more likely, a garbage energy drink and some candy.
Pledge $5 or more per month
Yes, Queen.

At the $5-a-month level Patreon supporters will have access to some kind of SECRET PATREON FEED of the stories and recordings a week before they go up online to the public. Also, behind-the-scenes blog about what I remember about the story, where it was published. Pics of magazines or zines it was in.
Pledge $10 or more per month
You look GOOD today!

$10-a-month level Patreon supporters will get access to the behind-the-scenes blog and also access to a live-video Q+A hangout every month where I also stream myself playing chess against strangers (or you, if you like!) while answering your questions!
Pledge $50 or more per month
Mov j0EAX, 50

At the $50 a month tier, you will get everything from the lower tiers, the secret feed, the SUPER DOUBLE SECRET video Q+A/chess live-stream hang out every month, and when it is ready I will mail you a special and weird limited edition of a forthcoming novel. It will not be in "book" form, is a hint!
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
I love you and everything you do is wonderful

You are wonderful. Hello. I think you are wonderful. I am going to post stories online and I hope that you enjoy them.
Cup of coffee tier.
$3 or more per month
For just the price of a cup of coffee every month, I will probably get a cup of coffee every month! Or, more likely, a garbage energy drink and some candy.
Pledge $5 or more per month
Yes, Queen.

At the $5-a-month level Patreon supporters will have access to some kind of SECRET PATREON FEED of the stories and recordings a week before they go up online to the public. Also, behind-the-scenes blog about what I remember about the story, where it was published. Pics of magazines or zines it was in.
Pledge $10 or more per month
You look GOOD today!

$10-a-month level Patreon supporters will get access to the behind-the-scenes blog and also access to a live-video Q+A hangout every month where I also stream myself playing chess against strangers (or you, if you like!) while answering your questions!
Pledge $50 or more per month
Mov j0EAX, 50

At the $50 a month tier, you will get everything from the lower tiers, the secret feed, the SUPER DOUBLE SECRET video Q+A/chess live-stream hang out every month, and when it is ready I will mail you a special and weird limited edition of a forthcoming novel. It will not be in "book" form, is a hint!