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Jonny Sharples (English pronunciation: /ˈdʒɒni ˈʃɑːpəlz/) is an 'online joker'[1] and an ambassador for CALM[2] that once scored at St James' Park.[3] He is a great tweeter.[citation needed]

Please do not pledge money to my Patreon. If you find yourself with some spare cash, please consider donating it to CALM or to your local foodbank.
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I will break the world transfer record to sign Alan Shearer from Blackburn Rovers.
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