Kirtur

is creating Hobby Painting Streams
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Hall of Recognition
$5
per month

"I'm trying to free your mind... But I can only show you the door. You're the one who has to walk through it."

This is the equivalent to subscribing to me on twitch. This is a huge honor to have someone essentially liking my cast enough to "subscribe" in a sense. As such I really want to let all my viewers know who you are. Your name will be raised high in a banner for all new visitors to see and know who the proud few are in this realm.

tl;dr - You get your name on a thank you banner at the end of each of my streams... Congratulations you are a star!

There Is No Spoon
Limited (10 of 10 remaining)
$20
per month

"You have to let it all go... Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind."

Wow. You are a dedicated, generous, and beautiful individual and I mean that. Pledging this much because you enjoy my content or think I deserve it speaks far more than any financial figure does. You are saying that you firmly believe in my passion and want to be involved. So, in addition to the Hall of Recognition banner, you will have the honor of choosing a D&D model and having a stream dedicated entirely to you while we paint it! This will repeat every month for each patron who pledges this (until I run out of days, but we'll burn that bridge when we get to it.. or something).

I know Kung Fu
Limited (4 of 4 remaining)
$50
per month

"Nobody has ever done this before."
"That's why it's going to work."


This seems like such an insane pledge but I felt like I had to set a ceiling somewhere. This is... absurd, so I wanted an equally absurd reward to go with it. In addition to the banner recognition, I will spin a variant of the $20 pledge. You will pick a large model for me to paint in a special "sponsored by *insert patron here*" stream on a Saturday. It will be a special longer-than-normal broadcast. But thats just not enough, you went ALL out to support what I enjoy doing, and you capped out the ceiling on what I thought was possible. So for the first few pledges that reach this goal I will also be granting moderator privileges in my chat. KEEPING IN MIND that I trust you not to abuse such powers because, holy crap you just did a lot to get them! Thank you so much... Holy cow...

1

patron

$4

per month

About Kirtur


At last... Welcome Patron. As you have no doubt guessed, I am Kirtur.
I imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice. Hmm? Tumbling down the rabbit hole?
I see it in your eyes. You have the look of a user who accepts what you see because you are expecting to wake up.
Ironically, that's not far from the truth.
Do you believe in fate, Twitch chat? No? Because you don't like the idea that you aren't in control of what you watch?
I know *exactly* what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it since you made your first account, that there's something wrong with these streams. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Do you want to know what Kirtur's Matrix is?
Unfortunately no one can be told what Kirtur's Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill and unfollow - the story ends, you wake up on your homepage and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and subscribe - you stay in Wonderland, and I show you just how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Goals
$4 of $50 per month
"Why do my eyes hurt?"
"You've never used them before."


This is the goal of awakening. Achieving this goal means that I have an active, dedicated, supportive viewership that wants to see me succeed! How awesome is that! This is the point when I will begin to set aside my own time to structure the cast, invest in some marketing (intro and  logo), and prove to the wife that its not all "fun and games"... well really it is but does she need to know that? This is the first big step in becoming "something", other than just a tired dad, painting and gaming when his kids are asleep.
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