Kristine Levine

Kristine Levine

is creating podcasts, videos, comedy sketches, articles and albums.

9

patrons

$56

per month
I'm Kristine Levine.  I'm a stand-up comedian.  I have cool ideas, funny jokes and lots of things I want to create and share with you!  I have always gone hand-in-hand with my audience and, in fact, it is a fan who encouraged me to make a profile on Patreon.  Not just a fan, man, that dude is a friend now.  He emails me these wonderful ideas to keep my comedy going.  That is a real friend, even though I've never met him.  So I asked him what can I do for him?  Pretty much, he just doesn't want me to give up.  

So here I am not giving up!  I dream about doing a new podcast!  I had a wonderful podcast with my kids called Levine Large and it was hilarious. I know I'm biased but ASK someone who heard it!  I miss it.  I want to talk to people about their stories, their tragedy and I want to hear how funny it is to them!  Turning darkness into light IS alchemy.  That's real magic.  .  

I have another album I need to put out.  Which means I have to try out all this new material and make sure it's good enough.  I need to keep writing and to keep writing means I need to have the electricity on to keep my computer working. I'm already on my neighbors internet so I'm cutting corners where I can!  

I want to write a book.  About my life, about my 14 years at the porn store, about my time in Cairo, about my husbands leaving me, about my 20 years in comedy.  I want to write.  I don't have any time because it feels like I'm always putting out fires.  Anyway, I have started writing some things and I would like to keep going.  If you know anyone who would like to work a book deal with me, I got ideas!   

I want to make an animated show about the porn store.  

I made a tv Pilot with my friend Jessa Reed.  It's called, Life is Ass.  WHO WOULDN'T WATCH A SHOW CALLED LIFE IS ASS!?  I have many more scripts I need to write.

My point is, I have no other purpose for being on this planet except to create things for people to laugh at or think on.  I live to make you happy.  Nothing will bring me more joy than to make things that will entertain you and (if I do it right) inform you. 
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
You're officially a patron and will receive one very thankful virtual hug. Also, you'll have access to my patron-only feed for blog posts and picture updates along the way.
Pledge $3 or more per month
Want to weigh in on my work? Your comments on my posts may be picked as the subject of my next piece of content, plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $5 or more per month
You'll receive access to an unlisted piece of content for your eyes only, plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $10 or more per month
Every month, we'll have a patron-only live stream just for us, plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $20 or more per month
Swag is on the way! At this level, you'll get a patron-only shirt (one time only), plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $100 or more per month
Every month, you and I will hang out on a one on one video chat, plus all previous rewards.
I'm Kristine Levine.  I'm a stand-up comedian.  I have cool ideas, funny jokes and lots of things I want to create and share with you!  I have always gone hand-in-hand with my audience and, in fact, it is a fan who encouraged me to make a profile on Patreon.  Not just a fan, man, that dude is a friend now.  He emails me these wonderful ideas to keep my comedy going.  That is a real friend, even though I've never met him.  So I asked him what can I do for him?  Pretty much, he just doesn't want me to give up.  

So here I am not giving up!  I dream about doing a new podcast!  I had a wonderful podcast with my kids called Levine Large and it was hilarious. I know I'm biased but ASK someone who heard it!  I miss it.  I want to talk to people about their stories, their tragedy and I want to hear how funny it is to them!  Turning darkness into light IS alchemy.  That's real magic.  .  

I have another album I need to put out.  Which means I have to try out all this new material and make sure it's good enough.  I need to keep writing and to keep writing means I need to have the electricity on to keep my computer working. I'm already on my neighbors internet so I'm cutting corners where I can!  

I want to write a book.  About my life, about my 14 years at the porn store, about my time in Cairo, about my husbands leaving me, about my 20 years in comedy.  I want to write.  I don't have any time because it feels like I'm always putting out fires.  Anyway, I have started writing some things and I would like to keep going.  If you know anyone who would like to work a book deal with me, I got ideas!   

I want to make an animated show about the porn store.  

I made a tv Pilot with my friend Jessa Reed.  It's called, Life is Ass.  WHO WOULDN'T WATCH A SHOW CALLED LIFE IS ASS!?  I have many more scripts I need to write.

My point is, I have no other purpose for being on this planet except to create things for people to laugh at or think on.  I live to make you happy.  Nothing will bring me more joy than to make things that will entertain you and (if I do it right) inform you. 

Recent posts by Kristine Levine

Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
You're officially a patron and will receive one very thankful virtual hug. Also, you'll have access to my patron-only feed for blog posts and picture updates along the way.
Pledge $3 or more per month
Want to weigh in on my work? Your comments on my posts may be picked as the subject of my next piece of content, plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $5 or more per month
You'll receive access to an unlisted piece of content for your eyes only, plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $10 or more per month
Every month, we'll have a patron-only live stream just for us, plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $20 or more per month
Swag is on the way! At this level, you'll get a patron-only shirt (one time only), plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $100 or more per month
Every month, you and I will hang out on a one on one video chat, plus all previous rewards.