Lord Waffle King

Lord Waffle King

is creating Ethical Video Game Journalism

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patron

$1

per month
i am not a danger to myself or others but the world as we know it trembles in fear of my impending ascension and when my time comes you'll all be sorry

god help all of you
Tiers
Give me a dollar please
$1 or more per month
Give me a dollar every month because I like food.

Includes
  • I'll like you significantly more than people that don't give me a dollar.
  • I need to eat to continue living.
  • Would make my existence particularly easier, as I would have a dollar.
  • You'll get some kinda gay shit, like access to the developer rooms of the Lord Waffle King Discord server.
  • Friendship
Includes Discord rewards
I'll jerk off on a picture of you.
$20 or more per month
  • I'll jerk off on a picture of you.


Includes
  • I'll jerk off on a picture of you
I'll have sex with your wife
$1,000 or more per month
 Or girlfriend.
  • No dudes though, that's kinda gay.
  • Unless you're willing to donate double.


Includes
  • A happier wife
  • Cuckoldry
  • Superior pigeon offspring
  • You can lick the nut out when I'm done
Goals
$1 of $50 per month
When I hit $50 a month I will have $50 every month, something that would prove very beneficial to me in instances where I'd need $50. Like when I need to buy $50 worth of Marshmallow Peeps when they're all in the clearance bin after Easter. Or to pay unnamed parties for unnamed services so that I get to keep my kneecaps.
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i am not a danger to myself or others but the world as we know it trembles in fear of my impending ascension and when my time comes you'll all be sorry

god help all of you

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Tiers
Give me a dollar please
$1 or more per month
Give me a dollar every month because I like food.

Includes
  • I'll like you significantly more than people that don't give me a dollar.
  • I need to eat to continue living.
  • Would make my existence particularly easier, as I would have a dollar.
  • You'll get some kinda gay shit, like access to the developer rooms of the Lord Waffle King Discord server.
  • Friendship
Includes Discord rewards
I'll jerk off on a picture of you.
$20 or more per month
  • I'll jerk off on a picture of you.


Includes
  • I'll jerk off on a picture of you
I'll have sex with your wife
$1,000 or more per month
 Or girlfriend.
  • No dudes though, that's kinda gay.
  • Unless you're willing to donate double.


Includes
  • A happier wife
  • Cuckoldry
  • Superior pigeon offspring
  • You can lick the nut out when I'm done