Lord Waffle King

is creating Ethical Video Game Journalism

2

patrons

$2

per month
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Tiers
Give me a dollar please
$1 or more per month
Give me a dollar every month because I like food.

Includes
  • I'll like you significantly more than people that don't give me a dollar.
  • I need to eat to continue living.
  • Would make my existence particularly easier, as I would have a dollar.
  • You'll get some kinda gay shit, like access to the developer rooms of the Lord Waffle King Discord server.
  • Friendship
Includes Discord rewards
I'll jerk off on a picture of you.
$20 or more per month
  • I'll jerk off on a picture of you.


Includes
  • I'll jerk off on a picture of you
I'll have sex with your wife
$1,000 or more per month
 Or girlfriend.
  • No dudes though, that's kinda gay.
  • Unless you're willing to donate double.


Includes
  • A happier wife
  • Cuckoldry
  • Superior pigeon offspring
  • You can lick the nut out when I'm done
Tiers
Give me a dollar please
$1 or more per month
Give me a dollar every month because I like food.

Includes
  • I'll like you significantly more than people that don't give me a dollar.
  • I need to eat to continue living.
  • Would make my existence particularly easier, as I would have a dollar.
  • You'll get some kinda gay shit, like access to the developer rooms of the Lord Waffle King Discord server.
  • Friendship
Includes Discord rewards
I'll jerk off on a picture of you.
$20 or more per month
  • I'll jerk off on a picture of you.


Includes
  • I'll jerk off on a picture of you
I'll have sex with your wife
$1,000 or more per month
 Or girlfriend.
  • No dudes though, that's kinda gay.
  • Unless you're willing to donate double.


Includes
  • A happier wife
  • Cuckoldry
  • Superior pigeon offspring
  • You can lick the nut out when I'm done