Luke Slytalker

Luke Slytalker

is creating videos, music, & instructionals covering a vast range of topics

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Modern day renaissance man, “the millennial MacGyver” some may even say.  (Some also may not say that)
The running joke is “MENSA IQ with a Polaroid memory” but if you’ve met me in person, chances are you’d get it.

Analysis & commentary
Music & comedy
Instructionals & information
The most fun you’ll have as a Patron, I guarantee!
Tiers
Ewok
$1 or more per month

The easiest way to support the work I do--only $1/month.

Access to the good ol’ private Discord server where the real fun happens & everyone gets a chance to be heard & acknowledged.

Jedi
$2 or more per month

All of my Jedis have my ear when it comes to topics they want to hear about or instructionals they’d like to see made.


You are the driving & creative force to keep the content wheels turning.... aside from me.  I’m pretty much the driving force, but you guys are at least like the gasoline/hybrid charge/Flintstone-feet/whatever doesn‘t trigger you.

  - Private Discord access (fun, games, some shenanigans, copious Tom-Foolery, and snacks*)

  -  special contact email to use for communicating directly with me until I figure out AI.

  - 1 free drink coupon to spend at the office Christmas party.

  - LOYALTY BONUS ITEM — after you‘ve been a patron for 3 months, send me an email with the subject:  “it’s been 3 months, b*tch!”

(Exactly like that, but without the quotes—make sure you put the asterick and proper punctuation in there too, that’s what I’m going to make the robots look for)







*snacks not available in all discord’s.  First come, first serve.  Limit 0-1 usually.

Yoda
$5 or more per month

I really wanted to do something special for my Yoda-level patrons, but I didn’t really know what extra to provide.


So, you tell me if this would be of interest:

Once you’ve been a Yoda-level patron for 3 months, send me an email asking for VPN access & I’ll setup your own VPN account (as long as you remain a patron obviously) on a private server as well as walk you through how to configure it for your devices.


If that’s not suitable, give me a suggestion and I might be able to make it happen.  ;)


Also, you will get to participate in the monthly YouTube Rap Battle Bonanza—from insults to compliment battles!  You have the exclusive opportunity to watch and/or participate in one of the funniest and most enjoyable times you’ll have online.

Goals
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This allows me to invest in some better equipment—Often I buy my stuff off eBay in pieces from the “for repairs or not working” section and Frankenstein that shit back to life with some QD Contact Clear, a soldering iron, and usually a little too much swearing.
Granted, it doesn’t always work out how I planned (this is referred to as the “Antares ATR-1 incident” and it’s generally not a good idea to bring up in casual conversation)
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Modern day renaissance man, “the millennial MacGyver” some may even say.  (Some also may not say that)
The running joke is “MENSA IQ with a Polaroid memory” but if you’ve met me in person, chances are you’d get it.

Analysis & commentary
Music & comedy
Instructionals & information
The most fun you’ll have as a Patron, I guarantee!

Recent posts by Luke Slytalker

Tiers
Ewok
$1 or more per month

The easiest way to support the work I do--only $1/month.

Access to the good ol’ private Discord server where the real fun happens & everyone gets a chance to be heard & acknowledged.

Jedi
$2 or more per month

All of my Jedis have my ear when it comes to topics they want to hear about or instructionals they’d like to see made.


You are the driving & creative force to keep the content wheels turning.... aside from me.  I’m pretty much the driving force, but you guys are at least like the gasoline/hybrid charge/Flintstone-feet/whatever doesn‘t trigger you.

  - Private Discord access (fun, games, some shenanigans, copious Tom-Foolery, and snacks*)

  -  special contact email to use for communicating directly with me until I figure out AI.

  - 1 free drink coupon to spend at the office Christmas party.

  - LOYALTY BONUS ITEM — after you‘ve been a patron for 3 months, send me an email with the subject:  “it’s been 3 months, b*tch!”

(Exactly like that, but without the quotes—make sure you put the asterick and proper punctuation in there too, that’s what I’m going to make the robots look for)







*snacks not available in all discord’s.  First come, first serve.  Limit 0-1 usually.

Yoda
$5 or more per month

I really wanted to do something special for my Yoda-level patrons, but I didn’t really know what extra to provide.


So, you tell me if this would be of interest:

Once you’ve been a Yoda-level patron for 3 months, send me an email asking for VPN access & I’ll setup your own VPN account (as long as you remain a patron obviously) on a private server as well as walk you through how to configure it for your devices.


If that’s not suitable, give me a suggestion and I might be able to make it happen.  ;)


Also, you will get to participate in the monthly YouTube Rap Battle Bonanza—from insults to compliment battles!  You have the exclusive opportunity to watch and/or participate in one of the funniest and most enjoyable times you’ll have online.