Bitchy Shitshow

is creating queer leftist media. We hate capitalism and love dinosaurs 🦕🦖

165

patrons

$689

per month
Tiers
Fame!
$1 per month
Reward
The Bitches will read your name on air for all to hear!

That's literally dozens of people. Try not to let it go to your head.

Variety!
$5 per month
Reward
Ever changing scenary!

We will use this money to continue changing our hair color, lipstick, eye shadow and backgrounds for the live stream. You never know what you'll tune into!
Laughs!
$10 per month
Reward
Callie will laugh JUST FOR YOU once per stream/episode!

You can be the proud sponsor of one of Callie's amazing laughs: "This laugh, brought to you by Patreon donor [YOUR NAME HERE]."
Noods!
$25 per month
Reward
Nichole will manifest on your behalf!

Nichole is REALLY good at manifesting things, particularly Thai noodle dishes, so she'll send good energy your way and maybe you too will have noodles suddenly appear at your table* after you regretted not ordering them.

*Not applicable during lockdown.
Daddy!
$50 per month
Reward
Thanks, daddy!

Not only are you giving us a nice allowance, you're helping to resolve our daddy issues, and that's hot.
ROI!
$100 per month
Reward
As an investor* in Bitchy Shitshow Industries, we want you to know:

You're getting in on the GROUND FLOOR. We know CONTENT IS KING. In the coming fiscal period, we will be focused on creating SYNERGY, tackling LOW HANGING FRUIT, DISRUPTING the industry and emerging as THOUGHT LEADERS in our field.

*jk bish, you don't own us, we do what we want!

Tribute!
$500 per month
Reward
Pay tribute to your Goddess and Goddexx

Giving us such a large sum of money makes you feel weak, inferior to us; two powerful queer creatures. All you can do is throw money at us in the hope of catching our attention for a fleeting moment; existing in our universe just as long as it takes us to spit your name out of our mouths on-air, as we would a gnat caught in a sip of Callie's signature blood-orange sherbert champagne.

Remember: we make the rules, you are just here to spoil us.

Posts

Tiers
Fame!
$1 per month
Reward
The Bitches will read your name on air for all to hear!

That's literally dozens of people. Try not to let it go to your head.

Variety!
$5 per month
Reward
Ever changing scenary!

We will use this money to continue changing our hair color, lipstick, eye shadow and backgrounds for the live stream. You never know what you'll tune into!
Laughs!
$10 per month
Reward
Callie will laugh JUST FOR YOU once per stream/episode!

You can be the proud sponsor of one of Callie's amazing laughs: "This laugh, brought to you by Patreon donor [YOUR NAME HERE]."
Noods!
$25 per month
Reward
Nichole will manifest on your behalf!

Nichole is REALLY good at manifesting things, particularly Thai noodle dishes, so she'll send good energy your way and maybe you too will have noodles suddenly appear at your table* after you regretted not ordering them.

*Not applicable during lockdown.
Daddy!
$50 per month
Reward
Thanks, daddy!

Not only are you giving us a nice allowance, you're helping to resolve our daddy issues, and that's hot.
ROI!
$100 per month
Reward
As an investor* in Bitchy Shitshow Industries, we want you to know:

You're getting in on the GROUND FLOOR. We know CONTENT IS KING. In the coming fiscal period, we will be focused on creating SYNERGY, tackling LOW HANGING FRUIT, DISRUPTING the industry and emerging as THOUGHT LEADERS in our field.

*jk bish, you don't own us, we do what we want!

Tribute!
$500 per month
Reward
Pay tribute to your Goddess and Goddexx

Giving us such a large sum of money makes you feel weak, inferior to us; two powerful queer creatures. All you can do is throw money at us in the hope of catching our attention for a fleeting moment; existing in our universe just as long as it takes us to spit your name out of our mouths on-air, as we would a gnat caught in a sip of Callie's signature blood-orange sherbert champagne.

Remember: we make the rules, you are just here to spoil us.