The Cross Players

are creating Podcasts, Videos, Reviews

20

patrons

$48

per month
Tiers
The Slightly Simple Warrior
$1 per month
Reward
Rudely awakened by the sound of battle, you throw yourself out the door wearing nothing but your underwear, gripping your trusty rusty sword and a can of energy drink.

1] The satisfaction of throwing a dollar at us from afar.
Includes Discord benefits
The Cultured Knight
$2 per month
Reward
Your alarm clock rings giving you ample time to make some toast and a cup of tea before getting your knights clobber on & making your way civilly over to the battle. You walk for five minutes before remembering that you left your ****ing keys in the door.

1] A mention at the end of each OG podcast as an executive producer
Includes Discord benefits
The Deft Royal Guard
$3 per month
Reward
The battle rages as you stand close by, sipping on a flask of hot cocoa. Occasionally a bit of blood splatters on your Gucci armour, as the sounds of your enemies screams barely penetrate through your noise cancelling headphones. You note that the FTSE has increased slightly.

1] All other tier benefits.
2] Access to our [manic] team WhatsApp group.
3] Ask our Desert Island Cartridge guests questions.
The Deft Royal Guard, But With a Sticker
$10 per month
Reward
A sticker for you to stick on anything you want. We're not judging you.

1] All other tier benefits.
2] Access to our [manic] team WhatsApp group.
3] Ask our Desert Island Cartridge guests questions.
4] An exclusive sticker [after 3 months].
Exclusive Sticker
Fulfilled by Patreon
It's a sticker for you to show your undying love for the TCP
The Deft Royal Guard, But With A Mug
$25 per month
Reward
The battle has finished and your start to make your back home. Something shiny catches your eye. It's a mug. Wow. Like i don't have a million of these at home... 

1] All other tier benefits.
2] Access to our [manic] team WhatsApp group.
3] Ask our Desert Island Cartridge guests questions.
4] An exclusive mug [after 3 months]
Exclusive Mug
Fulfilled by Patreon
This mug grants you the ability to drink hot drinks. Nice.
The Deft Royal Guard, But With a Hoodie
$35 per month
Reward
Please don't purchase this tier. The hoodie will make all of your friends really jealous and they won't like you anymore. You will lose your friends. Don't do it. Just go for the mug tier. Don't you dare.

1] All other tier benefits.
2] Access to our [manic] team WhatsApp group.
3] Ask our Desert Island Cartridge guests questions.
4] An exclusive hoodie. [after 3 months]
Exclusive Hoodie
Fulfilled by Patreon
A grey, simple hoodie with our logo on it. Wonderful.
The Deity
$50 per monthonly 5 left
Reward
You are omnipotent and all-knowing. They battle for your mercy and love, spilling blood to please you. What they don't realise is that you're not even arsed about their fighting today, because your significant other is upset that you went out with all the other gods two weekends on the run, leaving them to do the big shop on their own whilst you nurse a helluva hangover. As a passive aggressive punishment, they don't buy the brand of bread that you like. You have to settle for the cheap stuff that evaporates at the sign of a buttered knife. Nightmare. 

1] All other tier benefits.
2] An exclusive hoodie [after 3 months].
3] An exclusive sticker [after 3 months].
4] Record your own private or public Desert Island Cartridge with a TCP team of your choice. [after 3 months]
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by Patreon
Includes
  • Exclusive Hoodie - A grey, simple hoodie with our logo on it. Wonderful.
  • Exclusive Sticker - It's a sticker for you to show your undying love for the TCP

Posts

Tiers
The Slightly Simple Warrior
$1 per month
Reward
Rudely awakened by the sound of battle, you throw yourself out the door wearing nothing but your underwear, gripping your trusty rusty sword and a can of energy drink.

1] The satisfaction of throwing a dollar at us from afar.
Includes Discord benefits
The Cultured Knight
$2 per month
Reward
Your alarm clock rings giving you ample time to make some toast and a cup of tea before getting your knights clobber on & making your way civilly over to the battle. You walk for five minutes before remembering that you left your ****ing keys in the door.

1] A mention at the end of each OG podcast as an executive producer
Includes Discord benefits
The Deft Royal Guard
$3 per month
Reward
The battle rages as you stand close by, sipping on a flask of hot cocoa. Occasionally a bit of blood splatters on your Gucci armour, as the sounds of your enemies screams barely penetrate through your noise cancelling headphones. You note that the FTSE has increased slightly.

1] All other tier benefits.
2] Access to our [manic] team WhatsApp group.
3] Ask our Desert Island Cartridge guests questions.
The Deft Royal Guard, But With a Sticker
$10 per month
Reward
A sticker for you to stick on anything you want. We're not judging you.

1] All other tier benefits.
2] Access to our [manic] team WhatsApp group.
3] Ask our Desert Island Cartridge guests questions.
4] An exclusive sticker [after 3 months].
Exclusive Sticker
Fulfilled by Patreon
It's a sticker for you to show your undying love for the TCP
The Deft Royal Guard, But With A Mug
$25 per month
Reward
The battle has finished and your start to make your back home. Something shiny catches your eye. It's a mug. Wow. Like i don't have a million of these at home... 

1] All other tier benefits.
2] Access to our [manic] team WhatsApp group.
3] Ask our Desert Island Cartridge guests questions.
4] An exclusive mug [after 3 months]
Exclusive Mug
Fulfilled by Patreon
This mug grants you the ability to drink hot drinks. Nice.
The Deft Royal Guard, But With a Hoodie
$35 per month
Reward
Please don't purchase this tier. The hoodie will make all of your friends really jealous and they won't like you anymore. You will lose your friends. Don't do it. Just go for the mug tier. Don't you dare.

1] All other tier benefits.
2] Access to our [manic] team WhatsApp group.
3] Ask our Desert Island Cartridge guests questions.
4] An exclusive hoodie. [after 3 months]
Exclusive Hoodie
Fulfilled by Patreon
A grey, simple hoodie with our logo on it. Wonderful.
The Deity
$50 per monthonly 5 left
Reward
You are omnipotent and all-knowing. They battle for your mercy and love, spilling blood to please you. What they don't realise is that you're not even arsed about their fighting today, because your significant other is upset that you went out with all the other gods two weekends on the run, leaving them to do the big shop on their own whilst you nurse a helluva hangover. As a passive aggressive punishment, they don't buy the brand of bread that you like. You have to settle for the cheap stuff that evaporates at the sign of a buttered knife. Nightmare. 

1] All other tier benefits.
2] An exclusive hoodie [after 3 months].
3] An exclusive sticker [after 3 months].
4] Record your own private or public Desert Island Cartridge with a TCP team of your choice. [after 3 months]
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by Patreon
Includes
  • Exclusive Hoodie - A grey, simple hoodie with our logo on it. Wonderful.
  • Exclusive Sticker - It's a sticker for you to show your undying love for the TCP