Where The Fuck Is Xur

is creating a website

8

patrons
Tiers
Thank ya buckaroo 🤠
$1 per month
  • Our eternal gratitude.
  • No seriously, we're so grateful that you would donate, and we'll appreciate your contribution forever, even if it's just for a month.
Xur Stan 😍
$5 per month
  • Still our eternal gratitude
  • Access to a special Xur fan club channel in the official WTFIX Discord server exclusively for people contributing to the site and clan.
Includes Discord benefits
Secret Agent of the Nine 🕵️‍♂️
$10 per month
Reward
  • Even more gratitude.
  • Access to a special Xur fan club channel in the official WTFIX Discord server exclusively for people contributing to the site and clan.
  • Get a "name" and "action" of your choosing added to the Patronizer on the front page of the site.
  • Access to the Xursletter posted right here on this Patreon, where we fill you in every week on something.
  • A real life actual 3.5" x 11" bumper sticker with our signature catch phrase "Xur's fucked off."
Includes Discord benefits
🤔 of the Nine
$25 per month
Reward
  • Raditude Gratitude.
  • Access to a special Xur fan club channel in the official WTFIX Discord server exclusively for people contributing to the site and clan.
  • Get a "name" and "action" of your choosing added to the Patronizer on the front page of the site.
  • Access to the Xursletter posted right here on this Patreon, where we fill you in every week on something.
  • A real life actual 3.5" x 11" bumper sticker with our signature catch phrase "Xur's fucked off."
  • Your name and/or username added to the credits section of the site, to show our eternal appreciation for your contribution to the site.
  • "Dad" style embroidered hat with our signature catchphrase "XUR'S FUCKED OFF." 
Includes Discord benefits
💖 The Nine (give or take a few) 💖
$50 per month
Reward
  • Holy shit I didn't know gratitude could go this high but here we are.
  • Access to a special Xur fan club channel in the official WTFIX Discord server exclusively for people contributing to the site and clan.
  • Get two "name" and "action" pairs of your choosing added to the Patronizer on the front page of the site.
  • Access to the Xursletter posted right here on this Patreon, where we fill you in every week on something.
  • A shoutout in said Xursletter to show our appreciation.
  • A real life actual 3.5" x 11" bumper sticker with our signature catch phrase "Xur's fucked off."
  • Your name and/or username, and a catchphrase added to the tippy top of our credits page on the site.
  • "Dad" style embroidered hat with our signature catchphrase "XUR'S FUCKED OFF." 
  • Dorkthrone will personally call you each Friday with Xur's location and his wares (not even joking, he said he'd do this).
  • A big ol three way smooch between you and the creators.
Includes Discord benefits

Posts

Tiers
Thank ya buckaroo 🤠
$1 per month
  • Our eternal gratitude.
  • No seriously, we're so grateful that you would donate, and we'll appreciate your contribution forever, even if it's just for a month.
Xur Stan 😍
$5 per month
  • Still our eternal gratitude
  • Access to a special Xur fan club channel in the official WTFIX Discord server exclusively for people contributing to the site and clan.
Includes Discord benefits
Secret Agent of the Nine 🕵️‍♂️
$10 per month
Reward
  • Even more gratitude.
  • Access to a special Xur fan club channel in the official WTFIX Discord server exclusively for people contributing to the site and clan.
  • Get a "name" and "action" of your choosing added to the Patronizer on the front page of the site.
  • Access to the Xursletter posted right here on this Patreon, where we fill you in every week on something.
  • A real life actual 3.5" x 11" bumper sticker with our signature catch phrase "Xur's fucked off."
Includes Discord benefits
🤔 of the Nine
$25 per month
Reward
  • Raditude Gratitude.
  • Access to a special Xur fan club channel in the official WTFIX Discord server exclusively for people contributing to the site and clan.
  • Get a "name" and "action" of your choosing added to the Patronizer on the front page of the site.
  • Access to the Xursletter posted right here on this Patreon, where we fill you in every week on something.
  • A real life actual 3.5" x 11" bumper sticker with our signature catch phrase "Xur's fucked off."
  • Your name and/or username added to the credits section of the site, to show our eternal appreciation for your contribution to the site.
  • "Dad" style embroidered hat with our signature catchphrase "XUR'S FUCKED OFF." 
Includes Discord benefits
💖 The Nine (give or take a few) 💖
$50 per month
Reward
  • Holy shit I didn't know gratitude could go this high but here we are.
  • Access to a special Xur fan club channel in the official WTFIX Discord server exclusively for people contributing to the site and clan.
  • Get two "name" and "action" pairs of your choosing added to the Patronizer on the front page of the site.
  • Access to the Xursletter posted right here on this Patreon, where we fill you in every week on something.
  • A shoutout in said Xursletter to show our appreciation.
  • A real life actual 3.5" x 11" bumper sticker with our signature catch phrase "Xur's fucked off."
  • Your name and/or username, and a catchphrase added to the tippy top of our credits page on the site.
  • "Dad" style embroidered hat with our signature catchphrase "XUR'S FUCKED OFF." 
  • Dorkthrone will personally call you each Friday with Xur's location and his wares (not even joking, he said he'd do this).
  • A big ol three way smooch between you and the creators.
Includes Discord benefits