Matt McMuscles

Matt McMuscles

is creating let's plays, reviews, retrospectives and video game hilarity!

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patrons
Welcome one and all to the Flophouse VIP lounge, THE exclusive club for only the floppiest connoisseurs of video game and pop-culture based entertainment! I am the venerable and voluptuous Matt McMuscles, and along with my vivacious wife, Crymetina McMuscles and our two sweet babies, Zach and Leeloo, we hope to provide a hot spot of customized video entertainment for your approval.

If you support us at any of the subsequent tiers of VIPness, you can dictate what type of content comes out of the house of Flop. Know of a hidden Wii gem you'd like me to play? That can happen! Want to see an exclusive series of "Let's Watches" for various 90's video game cartoons? Yeah, it's possible! Do you know of a specific gaming disaster you always wanted me to break down on Wha Happun? Stop rubbing your eyes in complete disbelief, because it can all occur in this timeline!

If we reach our first goal of VIPs, then I can hire a few more helping hands to get even content out to you guys! I have lots more video ideas in various states of completion and production, so anything you can afford to pass onto us will really help us out and speed up the process!

I wouldn't be here today if it weren't for the energy given from all of you great fans over the years, so if you want to support me further in a more direct way, this is your chance! Now however, you can get rewards and other goodies back in return! Early access to new vids, the ability to vote on upcoming Let's Plays, lots of stuff! Thank you from the bottom of my cereal-infused heart!

Engorge your life, and join the Flophouse VIP!

Tiers
Sweet Baby
$2 or more per month

Ahh, you're so sweet! At this tier, you'll get full access to peruse the Flophouse VIP feed! Want to help out a little bit, but also get updates on future video ideas, behind the scenes tidbits, and cat photos? This is the status for you! Thanks so much!


  • Full access to the Flophouse VIP update feed.
  • My hearty thanks for your support!
Bumble King
$5 or more per month

Whoa! You're a king! At this tier you'll get early access to all videos that will be released on the Flophouse YouTube channel! This level is basically giving you a stand to bumble forward into the future, so be careful!


  •  Early access to all future Flophouse YouTube videos up to 3 days in advance! 
  • Access to the VIP update feed.
Edgelord
$10 or more per month

You don't need a whole seat to yourself...JUST THE EDGE! When you become an Edgelord, you'll be able to vote on upcoming video subjects! One-offs, Let's Plays, Wha Happuns, movie reviews...all of the things! This amazing power will help you shape the direction of future content!


  • There will be at least 1 video subject a month you'll be able to vote on (but expect more)
  • This is a Flophouse VIP exclusive poll.
  • All previous rewards!
Button Basher
$20 or more per month

Whoa! You're bashing those buttons! At this level, you'll be getting some exclusive VIP content you won't be able to get anywhere else! This will include Let's Watch commentary videos on cartoons like Darkstalkers, Street Fighter, Double Dragon, and also some extra spicy stuff! ;)


  • A different exclusive piece of video content, at least once a month! But expect more!
  • 1-2 episodes released per month.
  • Exclusive to Flophouse VIP members at this tier and above.
  • All previous rewards!
Fyrepuss
$40 or more per month

Hey fashionista! At this tier, you get all previous rewards, but you'll also get to choose any character (OCs included) to be the subject of their own short Crymetina Critique! At the end of the month, all of the submissions will be compiled into their own video! Wave your puss-flaps in the air in celebration!


  • Your choice of (1) character (OCs included) to be subjected to a Crymetina Critique!
  • Video length for (1) character will vary between 3-10 minutes.
  • Your choice will be added in a compilation video at the end of the month!
  • All previous rewards!
  • (some restrictions apply for certain characters)
Godzookie Kid
$75 or more per month

Hello young Kaiju! At this prestigious level, you can dictate the subject of one-off gamplay video! This includes such series as Flophouse Funsies, Wii Remember, or Hot Import Nights! This will be a quick look of a game of your choice, so choose wisely!


  • You choose the game that I'll play!
  • Video will be between 15-30 mins in length.
  • All previous rewards up to the Button Basher level.
  • (some restrictions apply for the chosen game)
Big Bossman
$250 or more per month

HI BOSS! At this ultimate baller level, you can request the subject for a scripted, produced video essay. Like a Whu Happun, a retrospective or a full review of a game/movie/anime. I'll be asking for outside help with additional editing and maybe even an intro, hence the higher price tag. Thanks so much for buying in at this tier! I'll try my best to produce a killer video!


  • A produced, scripted video on a subject of your choice that'll fit into the Wha Happun, retrospective, or review categories.
  • Final video will be between 15-30 mins in length.
  • Access to all previous rewards up to the Button Basher level.
  • (Some restrictions apply for video subject)
Welcome one and all to the Flophouse VIP lounge, THE exclusive club for only the floppiest connoisseurs of video game and pop-culture based entertainment! I am the venerable and voluptuous Matt McMuscles, and along with my vivacious wife, Crymetina McMuscles and our two sweet babies, Zach and Leeloo, we hope to provide a hot spot of customized video entertainment for your approval.

If you support us at any of the subsequent tiers of VIPness, you can dictate what type of content comes out of the house of Flop. Know of a hidden Wii gem you'd like me to play? That can happen! Want to see an exclusive series of "Let's Watches" for various 90's video game cartoons? Yeah, it's possible! Do you know of a specific gaming disaster you always wanted me to break down on Wha Happun? Stop rubbing your eyes in complete disbelief, because it can all occur in this timeline!

If we reach our first goal of VIPs, then I can hire a few more helping hands to get even content out to you guys! I have lots more video ideas in various states of completion and production, so anything you can afford to pass onto us will really help us out and speed up the process!

I wouldn't be here today if it weren't for the energy given from all of you great fans over the years, so if you want to support me further in a more direct way, this is your chance! Now however, you can get rewards and other goodies back in return! Early access to new vids, the ability to vote on upcoming Let's Plays, lots of stuff! Thank you from the bottom of my cereal-infused heart!

Engorge your life, and join the Flophouse VIP!

Recent posts by Matt McMuscles

Tiers
Sweet Baby
$2 or more per month

Ahh, you're so sweet! At this tier, you'll get full access to peruse the Flophouse VIP feed! Want to help out a little bit, but also get updates on future video ideas, behind the scenes tidbits, and cat photos? This is the status for you! Thanks so much!


  • Full access to the Flophouse VIP update feed.
  • My hearty thanks for your support!
Bumble King
$5 or more per month

Whoa! You're a king! At this tier you'll get early access to all videos that will be released on the Flophouse YouTube channel! This level is basically giving you a stand to bumble forward into the future, so be careful!


  •  Early access to all future Flophouse YouTube videos up to 3 days in advance! 
  • Access to the VIP update feed.
Edgelord
$10 or more per month

You don't need a whole seat to yourself...JUST THE EDGE! When you become an Edgelord, you'll be able to vote on upcoming video subjects! One-offs, Let's Plays, Wha Happuns, movie reviews...all of the things! This amazing power will help you shape the direction of future content!


  • There will be at least 1 video subject a month you'll be able to vote on (but expect more)
  • This is a Flophouse VIP exclusive poll.
  • All previous rewards!
Button Basher
$20 or more per month

Whoa! You're bashing those buttons! At this level, you'll be getting some exclusive VIP content you won't be able to get anywhere else! This will include Let's Watch commentary videos on cartoons like Darkstalkers, Street Fighter, Double Dragon, and also some extra spicy stuff! ;)


  • A different exclusive piece of video content, at least once a month! But expect more!
  • 1-2 episodes released per month.
  • Exclusive to Flophouse VIP members at this tier and above.
  • All previous rewards!
Fyrepuss
$40 or more per month

Hey fashionista! At this tier, you get all previous rewards, but you'll also get to choose any character (OCs included) to be the subject of their own short Crymetina Critique! At the end of the month, all of the submissions will be compiled into their own video! Wave your puss-flaps in the air in celebration!


  • Your choice of (1) character (OCs included) to be subjected to a Crymetina Critique!
  • Video length for (1) character will vary between 3-10 minutes.
  • Your choice will be added in a compilation video at the end of the month!
  • All previous rewards!
  • (some restrictions apply for certain characters)
Godzookie Kid
$75 or more per month

Hello young Kaiju! At this prestigious level, you can dictate the subject of one-off gamplay video! This includes such series as Flophouse Funsies, Wii Remember, or Hot Import Nights! This will be a quick look of a game of your choice, so choose wisely!


  • You choose the game that I'll play!
  • Video will be between 15-30 mins in length.
  • All previous rewards up to the Button Basher level.
  • (some restrictions apply for the chosen game)
Big Bossman
$250 or more per month

HI BOSS! At this ultimate baller level, you can request the subject for a scripted, produced video essay. Like a Whu Happun, a retrospective or a full review of a game/movie/anime. I'll be asking for outside help with additional editing and maybe even an intro, hence the higher price tag. Thanks so much for buying in at this tier! I'll try my best to produce a killer video!


  • A produced, scripted video on a subject of your choice that'll fit into the Wha Happun, retrospective, or review categories.
  • Final video will be between 15-30 mins in length.
  • Access to all previous rewards up to the Button Basher level.
  • (Some restrictions apply for video subject)