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patrons

$293
per month
Hello fellow internet explorer!
(Not the browser, you're way cooler than that I'm sure.)

So here's what I do, and why I have this Patreon page:

I make comedy vlogs and sketches!
So why should you throw your hard earned cash at this page?

Well, I thought you'd ask that. Well how's THIS?



Anything?

Hmm...ok, well besides turning me into that freakin cute ass dog, you'll also get awesome exclusive VIP access to really cool behind the scenes content, exclusive to Patrons only!
Did I already mention the word exclusive. I did. I did....Too late now, no going back!

EXCLUSIVE access to behind the scenes content like pictures and video! WOW!

But wait there's more, you'll also get access to the SECRET WORD, which you can secretly hide in your comments to secretly tell me "Ey. I'm extra cool. And I helped make this happen" so that I can secretly fist bump you into next week.

And if that's not enough, you can get YOUR NAME slapped onto MY WALL.
(Also known as the WALL OF HEROES!)

And if THAT'S not enough, you can level up to legend mode and go for the Golden Egg award or even the Plutonium Pancakes award if you're feeling mega-awesome! Solid metal, custom designed, handmade metal trophies crafted by me and sent to you! Plus, your name will be at the end of every video on your journey! Every. Single. One!

But don't take my word for it, go check it out for yourself!
(Okay, you can ask someone else first, but...don't ask them about the squirrel incident.)
Tiers
The Secret Word Is...
$2 or more per month
 + Access to the Monthly Secret Word so that you can secretly work it into your comments and secretly let me know, "Hey, I'm pretty dang cool. And a Patron!".


Secretly of course... 


Steel Sausages
$5 or more per month

Activate the Steel Sausage, and you'll get:

✔ - Everything in The Secret Word Is...


  + YOUR NAME SHOWN AT THE END OF MY VIDEOS!


+ Access to all the behind the scenes stuff and perks available to Patrons ONLY!


Message me directly, take a peek inside the shop, be on set while I'm recording new videos, hear about upcoming ideas before anyone else and MORE!


+ Access to live Patron only hangouts! 




Brass Biscuits
$10 or more per month

Level up to Brass Biscuit status, and you'll get:

✔ - Everything in The Secret Word Is...

✔ - Everything in Steel Sausage


 + Your name shown at the end of my new videos in a larger font that screams "Hey, I'm a Patron, and I threw down a tenner!"

Bronze Bagels
$20 or more per month

Get your butt in Bronze Bagels, and you'll get:

✔ - Everything in The Secret Word Is...

✔ - Everything in Steel Sausage


  +  Your name shown at the end of my new videos, but this time it is large and in charge with a bold white font!


Golden Eggs
$50 or more per month

✔ - Everything in The Secret Word Is...

✔ - Everything in Steel Sausage

✔ - Everything in Bronze Bagels


 +  Your name at the end of my videos is LARGER and even MORE in charge, cause it's golden, and has eggs next to it! 


+   Patrons who support me for 12 months at the Golden Egg level will receive a solid metal, custom engraved egg shaped trophy, and a personalized hand signed thank you note from me!

Note: Award will not ACTUALLY be made from gold for obvious reasons. But will be gold colored...and metal...and eggy! 

Plutonium Pancakes
$99 or more per month

✔ - Everything in The Secret Word Is...

✔ - Everything in Steel Sausage

✔ - Everything in Bronze Bagels

✔ - The golden egg award!


+  Your name at the end of my videos is absolutely WUMBO so nobody will miss it, with two pancakes on either side! 

(Can also be a URL/Username/Short message)


Patrons who support me for 12 months at the Plutonium Pancakes level will receive: 


The legendary Plutonium Pancakes award! A solid metal, custom engraved trophy shaped like a stack of fluffy pancakes with a hot slab of butter on top and a personalized hand signed thank you note from me!


AND


 + Your name PERMANENTLY placed in the description of ALL future YouTube videos upon receiving the reward. Forever. 


*Note: Award will not ACTUALLY be made from Plutonium for obvious reasons. But will be shiny! And awesome! 

Hello fellow internet explorer!
(Not the browser, you're way cooler than that I'm sure.)

So here's what I do, and why I have this Patreon page:

I make comedy vlogs and sketches!
So why should you throw your hard earned cash at this page?

Well, I thought you'd ask that. Well how's THIS?



Anything?

Hmm...ok, well besides turning me into that freakin cute ass dog, you'll also get awesome exclusive VIP access to really cool behind the scenes content, exclusive to Patrons only!
Did I already mention the word exclusive. I did. I did....Too late now, no going back!

EXCLUSIVE access to behind the scenes content like pictures and video! WOW!

But wait there's more, you'll also get access to the SECRET WORD, which you can secretly hide in your comments to secretly tell me "Ey. I'm extra cool. And I helped make this happen" so that I can secretly fist bump you into next week.

And if that's not enough, you can get YOUR NAME slapped onto MY WALL.
(Also known as the WALL OF HEROES!)

And if THAT'S not enough, you can level up to legend mode and go for the Golden Egg award or even the Plutonium Pancakes award if you're feeling mega-awesome! Solid metal, custom designed, handmade metal trophies crafted by me and sent to you! Plus, your name will be at the end of every video on your journey! Every. Single. One!

But don't take my word for it, go check it out for yourself!
(Okay, you can ask someone else first, but...don't ask them about the squirrel incident.)

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Tiers
The Secret Word Is...
$2 or more per month
 + Access to the Monthly Secret Word so that you can secretly work it into your comments and secretly let me know, "Hey, I'm pretty dang cool. And a Patron!".


Secretly of course... 


Steel Sausages
$5 or more per month

Activate the Steel Sausage, and you'll get:

✔ - Everything in The Secret Word Is...


  + YOUR NAME SHOWN AT THE END OF MY VIDEOS!


+ Access to all the behind the scenes stuff and perks available to Patrons ONLY!


Message me directly, take a peek inside the shop, be on set while I'm recording new videos, hear about upcoming ideas before anyone else and MORE!


+ Access to live Patron only hangouts! 




Brass Biscuits
$10 or more per month

Level up to Brass Biscuit status, and you'll get:

✔ - Everything in The Secret Word Is...

✔ - Everything in Steel Sausage


 + Your name shown at the end of my new videos in a larger font that screams "Hey, I'm a Patron, and I threw down a tenner!"

Bronze Bagels
$20 or more per month

Get your butt in Bronze Bagels, and you'll get:

✔ - Everything in The Secret Word Is...

✔ - Everything in Steel Sausage


  +  Your name shown at the end of my new videos, but this time it is large and in charge with a bold white font!


Golden Eggs
$50 or more per month

✔ - Everything in The Secret Word Is...

✔ - Everything in Steel Sausage

✔ - Everything in Bronze Bagels


 +  Your name at the end of my videos is LARGER and even MORE in charge, cause it's golden, and has eggs next to it! 


+   Patrons who support me for 12 months at the Golden Egg level will receive a solid metal, custom engraved egg shaped trophy, and a personalized hand signed thank you note from me!

Note: Award will not ACTUALLY be made from gold for obvious reasons. But will be gold colored...and metal...and eggy! 

Plutonium Pancakes
$99 or more per month

✔ - Everything in The Secret Word Is...

✔ - Everything in Steel Sausage

✔ - Everything in Bronze Bagels

✔ - The golden egg award!


+  Your name at the end of my videos is absolutely WUMBO so nobody will miss it, with two pancakes on either side! 

(Can also be a URL/Username/Short message)


Patrons who support me for 12 months at the Plutonium Pancakes level will receive: 


The legendary Plutonium Pancakes award! A solid metal, custom engraved trophy shaped like a stack of fluffy pancakes with a hot slab of butter on top and a personalized hand signed thank you note from me!


AND


 + Your name PERMANENTLY placed in the description of ALL future YouTube videos upon receiving the reward. Forever. 


*Note: Award will not ACTUALLY be made from Plutonium for obvious reasons. But will be shiny! And awesome!