Miserable Retail Slave

is creating A big, dumb comedy podcast

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Glass Joe
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  • You have our eternal thanks and gratitude! 
  • We love George Washington.
  • To express our gratitude, we'll periodically give you a shout-out and/or make fun of you on the show!
King Hippo
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  • $3 a month! You're like King Hippo...you're a formidable foe!
  • But you just can't keep your pants up.
  • Extended Episodes and some bonus episodes!
  • Plus, we'll periodically give you a shout-out and mock your shortcomings, probably. 
Bald Bull
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  • Nothing can beat the Bull Charge, man.
  • You get bonus content, you get shout-outs, you get our eternal thanks and gratitude. 
  • PLUS. Once a month, you get to choose a topic for us to talk about on the show! Ahhhh! Be an honorary Armchair Producer for a bit!




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Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting.

I know what you're thinking: "Miserable Retail Slave, dat sounds like some show 'bout shoppin' or dat retail life. What is dis?"

Despite the deceptive title, the show is more about entertaining and giving people a way to relieve some stress through laughter (and possibly cringing). If you're a miserable retail slave, toiling office drone, or unemployed superstar, you'll find something on the show to entertain you. 

And don't worry, if you do work in retail, we do occasionally throw some shade at customers, policies, and being an overworked retail zombie.

I know what you're thinking, part 2: "No. I need my money to buy all the 2-liters of Pepsi!"

I get it. Me too.

But, still, if you don't want to donate, go ahead and take a listen to our back catalog and subscribe on iTunes. We've been doing this for nearly 5 years and we don't plan on stopping any time soon.

For those that do wish to donate, thank you! You're making the continuation of this online radio program possible. We totally want to french kiss you. (Q: is the "F" in "french kiss" supposed to be capitalized? I'm too lazy to look.)

If you wish to donate to our higher tier, enjoy the bonus episodes and content. If you're a regular listener to the show, you won't be disappointed! (That exclamation point means that I really believe what I'm saying. Just in case you were confused.)

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Is this a pipe dream? $100 a month?

Are pipe dreams the only kind of dreams that Super Mario has? 

Let's find out...
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