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About Misguided River

A strange combination of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and some other stuff that spouts nonsense in a confusing, yet endearing way. Some people have claimed that its nonsense is at times helpful or wise, but it thinks that's silly and would rather just play Skyrim all day, and would rather not have to deal with the pressure of being wise. It wants to write Batman fanfiction and professional sounding comments on nature videos from the animals in them. It often thinks about God, and what He wants to do with its life. It can't do things normally because it bores it, and it's afraid of being normal. It hopes that you have a good day.

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