Misguided River

Misguided River

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A strange combination of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and some other stuff that spouts nonsense in a confusing, yet endearing way. Some people have claimed that its nonsense is at times helpful or wise, but it thinks that's silly and would rather just play Skyrim all day, and would rather not have to deal with the pressure of being wise. It wants to write Batman fanfiction and professional sounding comments on nature videos from the animals in them. It often thinks about God, and what He wants to do with its life. It can't do things normally because it bores it, and it's afraid of being normal. It hopes that you have a good day.
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For talking with all my REAL friends.

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A strange combination of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and some other stuff that spouts nonsense in a confusing, yet endearing way. Some people have claimed that its nonsense is at times helpful or wise, but it thinks that's silly and would rather just play Skyrim all day, and would rather not have to deal with the pressure of being wise. It wants to write Batman fanfiction and professional sounding comments on nature videos from the animals in them. It often thinks about God, and what He wants to do with its life. It can't do things normally because it bores it, and it's afraid of being normal. It hopes that you have a good day.

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Motivation
$1 or more per month

All I need to keep going.

Amazon Prime
$14.22 or more per month only 1 left

For watch and buy.

Life Insurance
$16.81 or more per month only 1 left

For extreme vloging.

Gas
$50.07 or more per month only 1 left

For the fact that my car is not yet at the point where I can Flintstone it.

Adobe Cloud
$52.99 or more per month only 1 left

For adding cats to things.

Date Night
$60 or more per month only 1 left

For food and the getting rid of the nagging idea that our marriage is getting stale.

Gym Membership
$76.28 or more per month only 1 left

For the lift and drops.

Utilities
$86.11 or more per month only 1 left

For keeping electricity in our faucets.

Internet
$92.04 or more per month only 1 left

For the lols.

Car Insurance
$103.01 or more per month only 1 left

For the amazing amount of neglect I give my car.

Phone
$114.41 or more per month only 1 left

For talking with all my REAL friends.

Groceries
$290 or more per month only 1 left

For a few servings of lobster, or enough lentils to fill the house.

Rent
$475 or more per month only 1 left

For the roof over our heads (and the hope that soon they'll put walls in).