Neptune Carlson

I cannibalize microwave transformers to use for experiments of a highly questionable safety level.  There are 26 animals on our property which is about 200 less than what I would prefer (still no emus!).  I am homeschooled to make my brain be smart and werk good.  My two younger brothers are way more entertaining than they are annoying, even when I eat all the rest of the fruit, because I NEED MY FRUIT.

Oh yeah, and I play games.