#NetHeads

is creating podcasts, videos, and other ways to distract you.

9

patrons

$36

per month
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Tiers
OneLove-r
$1 or more per month
If we had a dollar for every time someone wanted to become a Patron... 


As a OneLove-r you get access to the premium and commercial free version of the #NetHeads live video stream and podcast (except for what we read live on the air...)


M.O.D.O.K.s
$2 or more per month

What does an extra dollar get you?


M.O.D.O.Ks get access to extra Patreon exclusive shows that will never see the light of non-Patron'd day.... probably. 


You also get access to the premium and commercial free version of the #NetHeads podcast (except for what we read live on the air...)

Dead Gungan
$5 or more per month

If you're a Dead Gungan, well howdy and look at you!


How can we sweeten this deal? 


OK, this one is old school but you'll get a postcard hand written from Will or Trent. I know, right! A free piece of stiff cardboard that you can't reuse. 


We're innovators, we know....

Bobcat Driver
$10 or more per month

Wow... you're willing to risk driving that Bobcat all by yourself and don't care if it crashes into the side of the pool? You're definitely a cool frood who knows where his towel is.


So you're willing to commit to twice what a Dead Gungan is, five times what a M.O.D.O.K will do, and 10 times what a OneLove-r will do? Well this is a challenge since our big stretch for the Dead Gungan's was to send something via a venue no one wants to get anything unless money is coming through it.


So you get all of the items in the previous tiers (yes, even the postcard... excited, right?) plus you are guaranteed one piece of swag. Will it be a t-shirt? A coffee mug? Maybe a #NetHeads stylus so you don't get finger prints on your screen? Something Dildonic? WE JUST DON'T KNOW!!!

#NetHead Prime
$20 or more per month
Are you out of your mind? Are you Trent's mom or Dad wanting to make sure he has food money? Why would you even consider this level of commitment when you could subscribe to The Ralph Report or The Kinda Funny guys?


Face it, at this point we are just daring you to be our Patron at some insane level that we can never price justify. We freely admit it and we wholeheartedly believe that you won't do it.


If you see this and say "Challenge Accepted" then we're definitely going to need a bigger boat.


So you get everything that the lower tiers get as well as a five minute personal Skype call from the #NetHead of your choice. 


Want us to record you outgoing message for your phone so your friends have no idea what is going on? Yeah... we'll do that to.


At this point you pretty much are going to be guaranteed a new t-shirt designed by Trent or Will every six months. Why every six months? Because we aren't Amazon. How are we going to ship all this crap? Which #NetHead is going to ship all this crap? Why are we calling our crap "crap" to your face?


Go on, do it... we dare you. We double dog dare you.

Tiers
OneLove-r
$1 or more per month
If we had a dollar for every time someone wanted to become a Patron... 


As a OneLove-r you get access to the premium and commercial free version of the #NetHeads live video stream and podcast (except for what we read live on the air...)


M.O.D.O.K.s
$2 or more per month

What does an extra dollar get you?


M.O.D.O.Ks get access to extra Patreon exclusive shows that will never see the light of non-Patron'd day.... probably. 


You also get access to the premium and commercial free version of the #NetHeads podcast (except for what we read live on the air...)

Dead Gungan
$5 or more per month

If you're a Dead Gungan, well howdy and look at you!


How can we sweeten this deal? 


OK, this one is old school but you'll get a postcard hand written from Will or Trent. I know, right! A free piece of stiff cardboard that you can't reuse. 


We're innovators, we know....

Bobcat Driver
$10 or more per month

Wow... you're willing to risk driving that Bobcat all by yourself and don't care if it crashes into the side of the pool? You're definitely a cool frood who knows where his towel is.


So you're willing to commit to twice what a Dead Gungan is, five times what a M.O.D.O.K will do, and 10 times what a OneLove-r will do? Well this is a challenge since our big stretch for the Dead Gungan's was to send something via a venue no one wants to get anything unless money is coming through it.


So you get all of the items in the previous tiers (yes, even the postcard... excited, right?) plus you are guaranteed one piece of swag. Will it be a t-shirt? A coffee mug? Maybe a #NetHeads stylus so you don't get finger prints on your screen? Something Dildonic? WE JUST DON'T KNOW!!!

#NetHead Prime
$20 or more per month
Are you out of your mind? Are you Trent's mom or Dad wanting to make sure he has food money? Why would you even consider this level of commitment when you could subscribe to The Ralph Report or The Kinda Funny guys?


Face it, at this point we are just daring you to be our Patron at some insane level that we can never price justify. We freely admit it and we wholeheartedly believe that you won't do it.


If you see this and say "Challenge Accepted" then we're definitely going to need a bigger boat.


So you get everything that the lower tiers get as well as a five minute personal Skype call from the #NetHead of your choice. 


Want us to record you outgoing message for your phone so your friends have no idea what is going on? Yeah... we'll do that to.


At this point you pretty much are going to be guaranteed a new t-shirt designed by Trent or Will every six months. Why every six months? Because we aren't Amazon. How are we going to ship all this crap? Which #NetHead is going to ship all this crap? Why are we calling our crap "crap" to your face?


Go on, do it... we dare you. We double dog dare you.