Nida Nizam is creating Infinite Monkeys
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Tiers
Newspeak
$3 or more per month
A weekly newsletter featuring a round-up of the most interesting stories of the week, as well as interesting takes on trending issues (rather than trending pieces on them that already populate your newsfeed).

At least one special edition a month illustrating multiple perspectives on a given subject to help "see how the other half thinks."
Random Special Snowflake Squad
$5 or more per month
Nothing's that private on the Internet anymore, but that doesn't mean I want to publish it openly. Inspired by a reward from artist and fellow Patreon creator Amanda Palmer, I will send you random things, information, treats, personal rants, or surprises once in awhile. It'll be great. At least 2 installments a month!
Infinite Monkeys Brain Trust!
$15 or more per month
Be a member of the private community from which I will solicit content, feedback, ideas, and perspectives that will inform creative and investigative direction.
  • Vote on future topics
  • Monthly patron-only livestream

The Patron's Ballad
$25 or more per month
  • An interview and personalized song written by the one and only Drew Krasner.
  • All previous rewards
Your Own Story
$50 or more per month
  • I will recruit professional services and personall edit/ghostwrite/produce your novel/short story/essay
  • Plus all previous rewards
You're kidding.
$100 or more per month
I'll take it.
  • Newsletter and membership in the Infinite Monkeys Brain Trust
  • 2 monthly anytime passes to summon me to your defense in a fight on the Internet (unless I disagree with you in which case we'll work something out)
  • One-on-one hangouts/conversations discussing whatever you like - the news, opinions, my consultation or input on whatever you are working on!
  • A free advanced copy of any successful works I manage to convince someone to publish.
Tiers
Newspeak
$3 or more per month
A weekly newsletter featuring a round-up of the most interesting stories of the week, as well as interesting takes on trending issues (rather than trending pieces on them that already populate your newsfeed).

At least one special edition a month illustrating multiple perspectives on a given subject to help "see how the other half thinks."
Random Special Snowflake Squad
$5 or more per month
Nothing's that private on the Internet anymore, but that doesn't mean I want to publish it openly. Inspired by a reward from artist and fellow Patreon creator Amanda Palmer, I will send you random things, information, treats, personal rants, or surprises once in awhile. It'll be great. At least 2 installments a month!
Infinite Monkeys Brain Trust!
$15 or more per month
Be a member of the private community from which I will solicit content, feedback, ideas, and perspectives that will inform creative and investigative direction.
  • Vote on future topics
  • Monthly patron-only livestream

The Patron's Ballad
$25 or more per month
  • An interview and personalized song written by the one and only Drew Krasner.
  • All previous rewards
Your Own Story
$50 or more per month
  • I will recruit professional services and personall edit/ghostwrite/produce your novel/short story/essay
  • Plus all previous rewards
You're kidding.
$100 or more per month
I'll take it.
  • Newsletter and membership in the Infinite Monkeys Brain Trust
  • 2 monthly anytime passes to summon me to your defense in a fight on the Internet (unless I disagree with you in which case we'll work something out)
  • One-on-one hangouts/conversations discussing whatever you like - the news, opinions, my consultation or input on whatever you are working on!
  • A free advanced copy of any successful works I manage to convince someone to publish.