Noah William Shaffer

is creating an abomination of low effort and poor planning.




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I started twitch to share my passion and energy with people like you. I want to have a community of friends to talk to and play games with and people to tell some awesome stories too. Here's a quick little rundown of me. I'm sorry it's listy it's hard for me to talk about alot of it.

Was really good at sports from a young age.
My dad always supported me, he was my best friend.
My dad died when I was sophomore year of high school.
I lived by myself for two years.
Got involved with the wrong crowd you know how it be.
I dropped out of high school twice. 
I got nationally banned from Walmart. 
Got in one little fight and my mom got scared so she sent me to goddamn military school.
I cried everyday and I hid in the bathrooms with my feet up on the toilet seat.
First Sargent Worthy would always find me.
I got my private pilots license and straight As. 
I'm now double majoring in  computer science and business finance.
I'm so happy I have this opportunity, and I appreciate you all for being here with me. 

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A youtube video told me goals were important so I made a goal I love you so much f w me 
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