Normal Country

Normal Country

is creating a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad podcast.
By pledging to this Patreon, you are doing your part to make this very normal country (hey, that's the name of the show!) weird again, one rant about how Jodi Arias did nothing wrong at a time.
Tiers
FIZZY LIFTING DRINK
$1 or more per month

Thank you for giving us money. You get nothing and like it. You lose. Good day sir.


Nah, that's mean. You will get a shoutout at the end of the pod.

BOBOBOBOBOBONUS
$5 or more per month

For just $5 a month, you get everything we arbitrarily decide you deserve for giving us money. Exclusive episodes? H*ck yeah! "you up?" texts at 3 in the morning? Count on it! Emotional support? That sounds super hard but okay!

THREADS
$25 or more per month

You get everything in the $5 tier plus any t-shirt you want from the Normpod merch store shipped directly to you along with a vial of Zach's blood. Just kidding about the blood thing, since that might not be strictly legal. If it is, then you're definitely getting blood. If it's not, let's just say it's a joke even if it's not. Which it is. But no.

PAWG
$100 or more per month

Everything in the lower tiers plus Zach will show you a picture he took in college of a laptop wedged between his cheeks.

EPSTEIN
$1,000 or more per month

You just have so much money that you can do whatever you want, can't you?

Goals
0% complete
We're quitting our jobs and just doing this forever. Videos, newsletters, the whole thing!
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By pledging to this Patreon, you are doing your part to make this very normal country (hey, that's the name of the show!) weird again, one rant about how Jodi Arias did nothing wrong at a time.

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Tiers
FIZZY LIFTING DRINK
$1 or more per month

Thank you for giving us money. You get nothing and like it. You lose. Good day sir.


Nah, that's mean. You will get a shoutout at the end of the pod.

BOBOBOBOBOBONUS
$5 or more per month

For just $5 a month, you get everything we arbitrarily decide you deserve for giving us money. Exclusive episodes? H*ck yeah! "you up?" texts at 3 in the morning? Count on it! Emotional support? That sounds super hard but okay!

THREADS
$25 or more per month

You get everything in the $5 tier plus any t-shirt you want from the Normpod merch store shipped directly to you along with a vial of Zach's blood. Just kidding about the blood thing, since that might not be strictly legal. If it is, then you're definitely getting blood. If it's not, let's just say it's a joke even if it's not. Which it is. But no.

PAWG
$100 or more per month

Everything in the lower tiers plus Zach will show you a picture he took in college of a laptop wedged between his cheeks.

EPSTEIN
$1,000 or more per month

You just have so much money that you can do whatever you want, can't you?