Normal Countryis creating a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad podcast.
For just $5 a month, you get everything we arbitrarily decide you deserve for giving us money. Exclusive episodes? H*ck yeah! "you up?" texts at 3 in the morning? Count on it! Emotional support? That sounds super hard but okay!
You get everything in the $5 tier plus any t-shirt you want from the Normpod merch store shipped directly to you along with a vial of Zach's blood. Just kidding about the blood thing, since that might not be strictly legal. If it is, then you're definitely getting blood. If it's not, let's just say it's a joke even if it's not. Which it is. But no.