The Oracle of Slambovia

is creating music, art and hocus-pocus

32

patrons

$504

per month
If you’ve ever seen Joziah perform, you know the swirling maelstrom of joyfully chaotic energy that surrounds him. It’s the same energy that he carries off-stage as well. It’s an energy that we hope we can help channel into new music (for us all) and hopefully help usher in new chapter of creativity for all of Slambovia.

That’s why we’ve created "The Oracle of Slambovia”; to support Joziah in having the time to finish more of his projects and get the results out to us - his greedy fans. (He was too shy to ask so the witches of Slambovia have stepped in!)

So here's what you can do towards that end: By becoming a patron, you’ll help provide the financial stability to allow for that space to exist and to grow. Even Oracles have to eat and pay the rent. :-)

We’ve got several different reward levels for contributors that we’re really excited to share, including brand new, sometimes in-progress songs (and other art) from Joziah, a little exploration of the history and lore of Slambovia, and an opportunity to have Tea with the Oracle or even have the him read the I Ching for you.

Slambovia is a place created by the minds and hearts of the Tribe. Come be a greater part of the creative journey with us!

You can contribute more to the forward movement of Slambovian culture by becoming a patron of the arts.

~ Crystal Sarakas, of the Witches of Slambovia
Tiers
Welcome to Slambovia!
$1 or more per month
The Oracle sends you his deepest thanks! You'll receive snippets from the road from time to time, plus our newsletter with touring dates and other information! 
Singing For Our Supper
$5 or more per month

At this level, you'll receive one song per month from Joziah (audio only). These will be songs never before recorded (although you might one one or two on a future album). All songs are recorded in the Slambovia basement studio - right where the magic happens! 


Your support will help keep the songwriting mojo flowing!  

A Video Is Worth A Thousand Words
$10 or more per month

At this level, you'll get a video of the song of the month, with bonus footage of Joziah talking about the song and his songwriting process. Plus all other previous rewards! 

The History of Slambovia
$15 or more per month
Each month, we'll ask for song requests from the Ancient and Holy Archives of Slambovia. One request will be chosen at random, then the Oracle will perform the song and give a history lesson on how the song came to be. Plus all previous rewards! 
Tea With The Oracle
$25 or more per month only 44 left

Join the Oracle for a live video chat once a month! (You have to provide your own tea.) Topics will vary, but there will be a Q&A section for each live chat. 


Limited to only 50 patrons! 

The Oracle Reads
$50 or more per month only 7 left
The Oracle will bend his mind to the mystical and do an individualized I Ching reading for you. 


Limited to 10 patrons. 

If you’ve ever seen Joziah perform, you know the swirling maelstrom of joyfully chaotic energy that surrounds him. It’s the same energy that he carries off-stage as well. It’s an energy that we hope we can help channel into new music (for us all) and hopefully help usher in new chapter of creativity for all of Slambovia.

That’s why we’ve created "The Oracle of Slambovia”; to support Joziah in having the time to finish more of his projects and get the results out to us - his greedy fans. (He was too shy to ask so the witches of Slambovia have stepped in!)

So here's what you can do towards that end: By becoming a patron, you’ll help provide the financial stability to allow for that space to exist and to grow. Even Oracles have to eat and pay the rent. :-)

We’ve got several different reward levels for contributors that we’re really excited to share, including brand new, sometimes in-progress songs (and other art) from Joziah, a little exploration of the history and lore of Slambovia, and an opportunity to have Tea with the Oracle or even have the him read the I Ching for you.

Slambovia is a place created by the minds and hearts of the Tribe. Come be a greater part of the creative journey with us!

You can contribute more to the forward movement of Slambovian culture by becoming a patron of the arts.

~ Crystal Sarakas, of the Witches of Slambovia

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Tiers
Welcome to Slambovia!
$1 or more per month
The Oracle sends you his deepest thanks! You'll receive snippets from the road from time to time, plus our newsletter with touring dates and other information! 
Singing For Our Supper
$5 or more per month

At this level, you'll receive one song per month from Joziah (audio only). These will be songs never before recorded (although you might one one or two on a future album). All songs are recorded in the Slambovia basement studio - right where the magic happens! 


Your support will help keep the songwriting mojo flowing!  

A Video Is Worth A Thousand Words
$10 or more per month

At this level, you'll get a video of the song of the month, with bonus footage of Joziah talking about the song and his songwriting process. Plus all other previous rewards! 

The History of Slambovia
$15 or more per month
Each month, we'll ask for song requests from the Ancient and Holy Archives of Slambovia. One request will be chosen at random, then the Oracle will perform the song and give a history lesson on how the song came to be. Plus all previous rewards! 
Tea With The Oracle
$25 or more per month only 44 left

Join the Oracle for a live video chat once a month! (You have to provide your own tea.) Topics will vary, but there will be a Q&A section for each live chat. 


Limited to only 50 patrons! 

The Oracle Reads
$50 or more per month only 7 left
The Oracle will bend his mind to the mystical and do an individualized I Ching reading for you. 


Limited to 10 patrons.