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About Cal

Hi! My name is Cal and I decided that I'm not going to let myself get the better of me, at least in a bad way, so I'm putting out the things I love doing: making sticker designs, taking photographs, and writing bad poetry and prose.

More than likely, you've found this page through my [Ello]; if not, then go check it out! I hope to be able to fill this page with exclusive works, and to be able to fill my Ello with all kinds of wacky pieces. I don't expect anyone to donate their hard-earned money to me, but if you do, it'll go into me making more stuff for you to enjoy.

If you want to follow my stream of "consciousness", you can do that [here], and if you want to see a sample of my (admittedly amateur and vain) photography, you can do that [here]. But hey, life is all about fun, right?

Your support means the world to me, since I have big plans for the future and I can't wait for you to be a part of them.
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$20 a month is wonderful! It's a few extra dollars a month so I can save up for some new equipment (my laptop is old and slow, and I would like a tablet to make the artsy things a little easier)
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