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Ever since I was born, I knew I was going to change the world by becoming the modern day Reincarnation of Jesus.  However, after being betrayed by former best friend in the world Buck Bethlehem time and time again, I realize that becoming CCW Champion cannot clear the minds of heretics......Thankfully videogames can. I was born on a Pigshit Farm with Bucky and our shared girlfriend Daisy Kranker, but soon rose above their pitiful status and began speaking the truth of all matters through CCW. Now I find myself moving from it, to preach my words on Twitch.tv! Thus changing the entire way the site works! Instead of them being a worthless website that streamed nothing, I told to start streaming content, and then they become a bigger success than YouTube! That's right! "I" am the reason Twitch is so successful!

But I need money. I know I have literally Quadrillions of dollars, but that's all in Investments in other businesses. It'll take too long to get that money liquefied.
Especially because Taxes exist  There are naysayers out there who want to silence me! There are people like Bucky! Johnny Boulder! And Mark Maddens! Trying to stop the truth from being spread! And I need your pledges to keep them at bay as I continue to speak the truth!

You WILL benefit from supporting me. YOU WILL SEE THE TRUTH AND HAVE THE CHANCE TO SPEAK IT I have decided to take a massive risk and let the public into my Church, my Inner Sanctum, and even.....if they prove themselves worthy. Read the 6TH Testament of the Bible! (The First was the Old Testament, The Second was the New Testament, The Third was The Book of Mormon (Yes it's true), and the 4TH and 5TH Testaments have only been given to an exclusive subset of very important people.  

You are all beautiful wonderful people and I thank you all for your contributions to my work and mission! I love you all!

.......If you pledged to this Patreon, otherwise you're more than likely the scum of the Earth and should burn in hell like the common plebs you truly are!
Tiers
A Sheep
$1 or more per month
$1?! How poor are you?! 


Look I get it, you wanna give money to the greatest name to ever show up on Patreon, but life has been crude to you. Don't worry. I WILL help you out. During every stream I WILL mention your name at some point, immortalizing you into my life. PLUS, you get a special ranking in my Discord which puts you above the *Shudder* Common Man.

A Seat in the Church of Windbag
$5 or more per month
That's more like it! You SHOULD be giving me more, but times are tough and I'll forgive you. This is probably 10% of your daily paycheck anyway.


For such a kind offering, you will be given a seat in the Church of Windbag. At certain points, I will turn to you. My people. And you will be given a vote on game or series of games I will play next.


Enjoy this power, you control Jesus now.......well at least a portion of him. (Also you get the power of shout outs as well. Infact I'll even plug your social media projects as well. Don't forget the Discord ranking!)

A Seat at Table of Legends
$10 or more per month
Ok. Now you have my attention. I may actually indoctrinate you in the secret society I'm a part of........But if not, I have another proposition for you.


Let's be honest, before Bucky broke my....ahem. I was QUITE popular with the ladies. So I will help you woo  that special someone you have your eye on. For this small amount, I will give you a list of general tips you should lead your life by. 


ALSO, as a world champion of (almost) every videogame ever, you have the right to challenge me for any title I hold. At least on challenge days, your name will be pulled from a hat on potential challenges. If you beat me, then you hold the title. 


Buuuut if neither interest you. Then I will hold an exclusive meeting with you (Both with you personally and as a group) as we discuss the world around us, and how we will make it bend to our will......Or just talk about random stuff. Whatever fits your preference, you're paying to be in the illuminati so I don't know why you WOULDN'T want absolute power like I would


Also you get to vote on what games and series I do. But you're twice as important as those $5 donor geeks. So your vote counts double. (Also I'll have a bot continuously shout you out on stream in the chat for your social media projects.)

Holding Hands with Jesus
$20 or more per month
Now you truly want to pay to see and speak the truth! About how great I am!


If there are any patrons of this number, I will randomly pull a name from this list each stream and have you guest star on it. You will get to say ANYTHING you want......As long as it doesn't get me kicked off Twitch or Patreon. I will not defend a rampant sinner like you.


But stay nice, and I'll make sure you not only get to show up on stream. But I'll even give you classes on how to woo your special someones and make them your waifus for laifus.


You get to be part on an even more exclusive group to hold meetings with. (Mainly to laugh at all the poorer members of our table. And our 1 on 1 sessions will go twice as long)


You get to vote on what games I do, but you're so important. Your vote is worth three Church members. I would always try to please a family member.  Plus you get extra-pickings when it comes to challenges. And I'll have an exclusive advertisement for your work in my Twitch description. (And again, the Discord ranking)

BECOME ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS!
$50 or more per month
See that picture of those beautiful waifus?! Those are mine! And you'll get one of them!


Not only will I constantly bring you onto my show as my official co-host. But I will try to hook you up on a date with your personal waifu! 


I will also MAIL YOU! A REAL World Title Championship Belt for whatever game you want! For you to keep! (Though you'll have to defend the virtual one!)


Heck, for this amount. Anyone who picks this tier will get to read the exclusive latest Testament of Bible I'm writing too. "The Chronicles of the Windbag Family", the story of how God, Jesus, and the forbidden names of the 4th and 5th Testaments helped my ancestors form me into the being I am today. Only the closest to me get to read it. (But if you ever drop from this tier with all the knowledge I have bestowed upon you...let's just say it won't be pretty.) 


Never mind that though. If you ever want me to play something, then all you have to do is vote for it! Because your vote is worth FOUR Church Members!( TWO Illuminati members! ) AND every thirty minutes I will stop whatever I'm doing in my stream to sing praises about you and your work.


Welcome to the family......The Windbag Family ;) 

Goals
$0 of $25 per month
Yu-Gi-Oh Marathon

People seem to like me playing Yu-Gi-Oh. And I like Yu-Gi-Oh games, so if I reach this goal. I'll play all Yu-Gi-Oh games I can get my hands on.
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Ever since I was born, I knew I was going to change the world by becoming the modern day Reincarnation of Jesus.  However, after being betrayed by former best friend in the world Buck Bethlehem time and time again, I realize that becoming CCW Champion cannot clear the minds of heretics......Thankfully videogames can. I was born on a Pigshit Farm with Bucky and our shared girlfriend Daisy Kranker, but soon rose above their pitiful status and began speaking the truth of all matters through CCW. Now I find myself moving from it, to preach my words on Twitch.tv! Thus changing the entire way the site works! Instead of them being a worthless website that streamed nothing, I told to start streaming content, and then they become a bigger success than YouTube! That's right! "I" am the reason Twitch is so successful!

But I need money. I know I have literally Quadrillions of dollars, but that's all in Investments in other businesses. It'll take too long to get that money liquefied.
Especially because Taxes exist  There are naysayers out there who want to silence me! There are people like Bucky! Johnny Boulder! And Mark Maddens! Trying to stop the truth from being spread! And I need your pledges to keep them at bay as I continue to speak the truth!

You WILL benefit from supporting me. YOU WILL SEE THE TRUTH AND HAVE THE CHANCE TO SPEAK IT I have decided to take a massive risk and let the public into my Church, my Inner Sanctum, and even.....if they prove themselves worthy. Read the 6TH Testament of the Bible! (The First was the Old Testament, The Second was the New Testament, The Third was The Book of Mormon (Yes it's true), and the 4TH and 5TH Testaments have only been given to an exclusive subset of very important people.  

You are all beautiful wonderful people and I thank you all for your contributions to my work and mission! I love you all!

.......If you pledged to this Patreon, otherwise you're more than likely the scum of the Earth and should burn in hell like the common plebs you truly are!

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Tiers
A Sheep
$1 or more per month
$1?! How poor are you?! 


Look I get it, you wanna give money to the greatest name to ever show up on Patreon, but life has been crude to you. Don't worry. I WILL help you out. During every stream I WILL mention your name at some point, immortalizing you into my life. PLUS, you get a special ranking in my Discord which puts you above the *Shudder* Common Man.

A Seat in the Church of Windbag
$5 or more per month
That's more like it! You SHOULD be giving me more, but times are tough and I'll forgive you. This is probably 10% of your daily paycheck anyway.


For such a kind offering, you will be given a seat in the Church of Windbag. At certain points, I will turn to you. My people. And you will be given a vote on game or series of games I will play next.


Enjoy this power, you control Jesus now.......well at least a portion of him. (Also you get the power of shout outs as well. Infact I'll even plug your social media projects as well. Don't forget the Discord ranking!)

A Seat at Table of Legends
$10 or more per month
Ok. Now you have my attention. I may actually indoctrinate you in the secret society I'm a part of........But if not, I have another proposition for you.


Let's be honest, before Bucky broke my....ahem. I was QUITE popular with the ladies. So I will help you woo  that special someone you have your eye on. For this small amount, I will give you a list of general tips you should lead your life by. 


ALSO, as a world champion of (almost) every videogame ever, you have the right to challenge me for any title I hold. At least on challenge days, your name will be pulled from a hat on potential challenges. If you beat me, then you hold the title. 


Buuuut if neither interest you. Then I will hold an exclusive meeting with you (Both with you personally and as a group) as we discuss the world around us, and how we will make it bend to our will......Or just talk about random stuff. Whatever fits your preference, you're paying to be in the illuminati so I don't know why you WOULDN'T want absolute power like I would


Also you get to vote on what games and series I do. But you're twice as important as those $5 donor geeks. So your vote counts double. (Also I'll have a bot continuously shout you out on stream in the chat for your social media projects.)

Holding Hands with Jesus
$20 or more per month
Now you truly want to pay to see and speak the truth! About how great I am!


If there are any patrons of this number, I will randomly pull a name from this list each stream and have you guest star on it. You will get to say ANYTHING you want......As long as it doesn't get me kicked off Twitch or Patreon. I will not defend a rampant sinner like you.


But stay nice, and I'll make sure you not only get to show up on stream. But I'll even give you classes on how to woo your special someones and make them your waifus for laifus.


You get to be part on an even more exclusive group to hold meetings with. (Mainly to laugh at all the poorer members of our table. And our 1 on 1 sessions will go twice as long)


You get to vote on what games I do, but you're so important. Your vote is worth three Church members. I would always try to please a family member.  Plus you get extra-pickings when it comes to challenges. And I'll have an exclusive advertisement for your work in my Twitch description. (And again, the Discord ranking)

BECOME ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS!
$50 or more per month
See that picture of those beautiful waifus?! Those are mine! And you'll get one of them!


Not only will I constantly bring you onto my show as my official co-host. But I will try to hook you up on a date with your personal waifu! 


I will also MAIL YOU! A REAL World Title Championship Belt for whatever game you want! For you to keep! (Though you'll have to defend the virtual one!)


Heck, for this amount. Anyone who picks this tier will get to read the exclusive latest Testament of Bible I'm writing too. "The Chronicles of the Windbag Family", the story of how God, Jesus, and the forbidden names of the 4th and 5th Testaments helped my ancestors form me into the being I am today. Only the closest to me get to read it. (But if you ever drop from this tier with all the knowledge I have bestowed upon you...let's just say it won't be pretty.) 


Never mind that though. If you ever want me to play something, then all you have to do is vote for it! Because your vote is worth FOUR Church Members!( TWO Illuminati members! ) AND every thirty minutes I will stop whatever I'm doing in my stream to sing praises about you and your work.


Welcome to the family......The Windbag Family ;)