Clarrie Maguire

is creating Spreadsheets mainly

11

patrons

$87

per month
Many of you know me from my barely comprehensible tweets and constant casual threats of violence, but did you know that studies have shown that I am an actual human being with thoughts and dreams and the ability to look over people's finances without crying?

I do specialist financial admin for non-profits and low income creatives. The more money people give me, the more free hours I can give to non-profits.  
Tiers
Small consistent income is often more useful than large lump sums
$1 or more per month
My polite thanks.
No seriously it is. Because you can risk spreading your outgoings.
$5 or more per month
My polite thanks, but this time I will actually mean it. 
gentleman, scholar... acrobat?
$10.06 or more per month only 90 left

This pledge covers one hour per month of my degree course at minimum wage.

Now we're cooking with planned expenditure.
$20 or more per month
At this tier you're paying for a non-profit to utilise my mad financial admin skills for an extra hour a month. Once a year, I will send you a thank you gift. It will probably be stickers.
This is ten more than the last one
$30 or more per month
Snotty. blubbering, personal, thanks. Also if I meet you at a convention I will look you right in the god damn eye. Plus everything offered in lower reward levels.
This is twice the amount of that earlier one. You see that? That's financial admin son.
$40 or more per month
At this tier you're paying for a non-profit to utilise my mad financial admin skills for an extra TWO hours a month. Or two non-profits to get an extra hour each. It very much depends on their individual needs. Once a year, I will send you a thank you gift.
Pledge $500 or more per month
I will dance for you.
I WILL SOOTHE YOUR SOUL
$3,380 or more per month
Are you a troubled millionaire? Do the faces of those that have nothing project upon your closed eyelids at night like a kaleidoscope made of sorrow, tearing at your joy and preventing you from sleeping? 


Give me an independent income and gain the ability to remind yourself daily that it's OK. You're a good person! You must be, you pay for that non-profit woman every month. See? I bet none of those floating sorrow faces have helped as many non-profits as you have. You're a good, good, person.


Also works for billionaires.

Goals
$87 of $300 per month
At this point I will be able to take time to create and release educational materials for people new to the more indepth financial admin required by working for yourself, for non-profits, and even for 'just' household budgeting.
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Many of you know me from my barely comprehensible tweets and constant casual threats of violence, but did you know that studies have shown that I am an actual human being with thoughts and dreams and the ability to look over people's finances without crying?

I do specialist financial admin for non-profits and low income creatives. The more money people give me, the more free hours I can give to non-profits.  

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Tiers
Small consistent income is often more useful than large lump sums
$1 or more per month
My polite thanks.
No seriously it is. Because you can risk spreading your outgoings.
$5 or more per month
My polite thanks, but this time I will actually mean it. 
gentleman, scholar... acrobat?
$10.06 or more per month only 90 left

This pledge covers one hour per month of my degree course at minimum wage.

Now we're cooking with planned expenditure.
$20 or more per month
At this tier you're paying for a non-profit to utilise my mad financial admin skills for an extra hour a month. Once a year, I will send you a thank you gift. It will probably be stickers.
This is ten more than the last one
$30 or more per month
Snotty. blubbering, personal, thanks. Also if I meet you at a convention I will look you right in the god damn eye. Plus everything offered in lower reward levels.
This is twice the amount of that earlier one. You see that? That's financial admin son.
$40 or more per month
At this tier you're paying for a non-profit to utilise my mad financial admin skills for an extra TWO hours a month. Or two non-profits to get an extra hour each. It very much depends on their individual needs. Once a year, I will send you a thank you gift.
Pledge $500 or more per month
I will dance for you.
I WILL SOOTHE YOUR SOUL
$3,380 or more per month
Are you a troubled millionaire? Do the faces of those that have nothing project upon your closed eyelids at night like a kaleidoscope made of sorrow, tearing at your joy and preventing you from sleeping? 


Give me an independent income and gain the ability to remind yourself daily that it's OK. You're a good person! You must be, you pay for that non-profit woman every month. See? I bet none of those floating sorrow faces have helped as many non-profits as you have. You're a good, good, person.


Also works for billionaires.