QueenCerseiReal

is creating Westeros Great Again (Parody Game of Thrones Content)
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Lannister Bannerman
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  • Access to patron-only press releases and speech transcriptions based on real events (at least 1 per week, starting in mid-July)
  • The thanks of a grateful monarch
Fake News Maester
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  • Your Twitter handle, podcast, blog, character, etc. will be called out in the official feed as part of the consortium of Fake News Maesters and Deep Realm advocates that are ruining Westeros. SAD!
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  • Callouts will be at least monthly, and we'll discuss it beforehand to make sure we're on the same page
  • Plus all previous rewards
Queensguard
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  • A "Make Westeros Great Again" hat to show your pride in the rightful monarch (sent monthly)
  • Access to patron-only press releases and speech transcriptions based on real events (at least 1 per week, starting in mid-July)
  • The thanks of a grateful monarch

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About QueenCerseiReal

Excerpts from the coronation speech of Cersei of the House Lannister, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms

Thank you. Thank you very much, everybody. Sorry to keep you waiting. Complicated business. Complicated.

I've just received a raven from Stannis Baratheon. He congratulated us - it's about us - on our victory.

Now it is time for Westeros to bind the wounds of division, have to get together. To all Lannisters and Starks and Tyrells across this realm, I say it is time for us to come together as one united people.

It is time. I pledge to every citizen of our land that I will be Queen for all of Westerosi, and this is so important to me. For those who have chosen not to support me in the past, of which there were a few people, I'm reaching out to you for your guidance and your help so that we can work together and unify our great realm.

Working together, we will begin the urgent task of rebuilding our realm and renewing the Westerosi dream.

I started the @QueenCerseiReal project, essentially, as a coping mechanism. I've been a political junkie since I was a teen, and I found myself waking every morning and immediately checking for the latest presidential Tweet-storm with a sense of dread. Taking Trump's Tweets and wedging them into Westeros became my outlet for that early-morning energy. The more I did it, the more positive feedback I received from folks having similar reactions

The funds from this Patreon will be used to support the few expenses running the account requires (tweet scheduling tools, etc.). Additional contributions will support my podcast, GoT Thrones?.

Thanks to everyone who has supported this project by following, liking, and retweeting the feed. It means a lot!

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