Russian Machine Never Breaks

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Adblocker Amnesty
$1
per month
Thanks for supporting! As a patron, we hereby pardon you for using your ad blocker on RMNB. You've already done your part by supporting us.

Includes
  • Digital poster pack
  • Exclusive merchandise deals
  • Turn your ad blocker on
Exclusive RMNB Content
$5
per month
Only the inner sanctum can see our exclusive content. We'll be sharing photos, analysis, and other special content exclusively on Patreon.

Includes
  • Digital poster pack
  • Exclusive merchandise deals
  • Turn your ad blocker on
  • Early access to podcasts and videos
  • Patron-only content feed
Party People
$10
per month
We like to party. We like, we like to party.

All y'all will get an invite to our summertime party in the DMV area. You'll also get to join our monthly video hangout, wherein RMNBers will talk puck with you and answer your questions.

Includes
  • Digital poster pack
  • Exclusive merchandise deals
  • Early access to podcasts and videos
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Monthly video hangout
  • Summertime party

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About Russian Machine Never Breaks

Hello, Internet. We are Russian Machine Never Breaks, but you can call us RMNB. We've been covering hockey, the Washington Capitals, and Alex Ovechkin since 2009.

We're pretty good at it because our goal is simple: make hockey as fun to read about as it is to watch.

We've come to Patreon so we can build our team and make more cool stuff. If you will support us, we can pay our contributors better and more often, which will help us focus on making the weird hockey stuff that you people will love, first and foremost.

When you become an RMNB patron, in addition to getting cool rewards, you'll help us do more stuff like this:





















Doing RMNB is our favorite thing in the world. With your support, we can keep going for a long time – making funny, heartwarming, and incisive content that you'll love – and we can do it in a way that's fair to our wonderful team of contributors.

Crash the net,
RMNB
Goals
$1,000 – reached! per month
Now we're talking. At this level we can make our podcast a regular bi-weekly thing.
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