Salty Bert Music

is creating Music
Select a membership level
Tweet your message
$1
per month
I will tweet a message your message to every ONE of my follower. 


*veto rights reserved*

30 Second Song
$10
per month
Personalized 30 second song in the genre of your choosing. no promises that it'll be good 
Dick Pic
$50
per month
1 email containing a lovely dick pic just for you

0

patrons

$0

per month

About Salty Bert Music

Famous guitar soloist featured on The Dick Show episode 119. I will use this Patreon in order to subsidize my subscription to The Dick Show. I make music so you should pay me if you like it. 
Goals
$0 of $15 per month
This goal is where I will boost my patronage to The Dick Show Patreon because I can't afford the $20 tier yet
1 of 1

Recent posts by Salty Bert Music