Salty Bert Music is creating Music
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Famous guitar soloist featured on The Dick Show episode 119. I will use this Patreon in order to subsidize my subscription to The Dick Show. I make music so you should pay me if you like it. 
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Tweet your message
$1 or more per month
I will tweet a message your message to every ONE of my follower. 


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30 Second Song
$10 or more per month
Personalized 30 second song in the genre of your choosing. no promises that it'll be good 
Dick Pic
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1 email containing a lovely dick pic just for you
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$0 of $15 per month
This goal is where I will boost my patronage to The Dick Show Patreon because I can't afford the $20 tier yet
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Famous guitar soloist featured on The Dick Show episode 119. I will use this Patreon in order to subsidize my subscription to The Dick Show. I make music so you should pay me if you like it. 

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Tiers
Tweet your message
$1 or more per month
I will tweet a message your message to every ONE of my follower. 


*veto rights reserved*

30 Second Song
$10 or more per month
Personalized 30 second song in the genre of your choosing. no promises that it'll be good 
Dick Pic
$50 or more per month
1 email containing a lovely dick pic just for you