Salty Bert Music

is creating Music
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I will tweet a message your message to every ONE of my follower. 

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30 Second Song
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Personalized 30 second song in the genre of your choosing. no promises that it'll be good 
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1 email containing a lovely dick pic just for you




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About Salty Bert Music

Famous guitar soloist featured on The Dick Show episode 119. I will use this Patreon in order to subsidize my subscription to The Dick Show. I make music so you should pay me if you like it. 
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This goal is where I will boost my patronage to The Dick Show Patreon because I can't afford the $20 tier yet
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