Sam Longoria

is creating FUNNY MOVIES and a podcast for YOU
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$5
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AT THIS LEVEL, I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. YOU START GETTING STUFF.

You get access to my Patron-Exclusive Podcasts, and get on my Announce List, as I move to new projects.
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AT THIS LEVEL, I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. YOU GET MORE STUFF.

You get access to my Patron-Exclusive Podcasts, and get on my Announce List, as I move to new projects.
AND you get SWAG.

You get your choice of the SAM LONGORIA "Sam Longoria is my Personal Comedian." MUG or T-SHIRT.
(If you're not in the US, it's more expensive to ship a mug, so it will take a little longer to get there.)

$100
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AT THIS LEVEL, I LOVE YOU SERIOUSLY. TRULY-MADLY-DEEPLY.
 YOU GET EVEN MORE STUFF.

You get access to my Patron-Exclusive Podcast, and get on my Announce List, as I move to new projects.

AND YOU GET SWAG.

You get both the SAM LONGORIA "Sam Longoria Is My Personal Comedian." MUG AND T-SHIRT.

(Outside US, mug takes longer, etc.).


AND you choose a Patron-Exclusive Podcast episode topic

AND you get OTHER BENEFITS, just because you are SO COOL!

AND if you want other stuff, let me know what you want.
I'm your Personal Comedian, I'm here to please.

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About Sam Longoria

Hello, Dear Patron!

THANK YOU for taking a look today.
IT IS the best decision you ever made!
I think you're doing great! Now, who the heck am I?

I'm Sam Longoria.

Writer, Comedian, Actor, and Filmmaker. Years learning my Art, at big Motion Picture Studios, and my own Hollywood improv theatre. Great big feature movies, they're in IMDb. (Started in Vfx on "The Adventures Of Mark Twain" and "Ghostbusters.") 

Worked on several Oscar-nominated films, and even some winners! Attended the Oscars 17 times in 20 years, to root for them. Photographed the President of the United States in the White House, and am in a movie at Walt Disney World, with Mickey Mouse and Mel Brooks.

Worked on "Captain Eo" at Disneyland, which is the most expensive movie ever made. $20 million for 20 minutes, and it played there for 20 years! Made by Mr. Lucas, Mr. Coppola, and performed by Mr. Jackson, who was the King of Pop at the time.

Four of those 30+ movies are preserved in the Library of Congress National Film Registry. "Animal House" (1978), "Ghostbusters" (1984), "The Terminator" (1984), "Die Hard" (1987).

I sure didn't Produce or Direct them, but I did Visual Effects work and Acted in them. Had a hit Hollywood radio show, (insanely funny, with no bad words), and put up 6 live shows a week for a dozen years. That's 3,125 shows, happy with my favorite Actors and Comedians! 

Helped out on Comedy Recordings that were nominated for Grammy Awards. Twice. We all went to the Grammys together in 2002.

I tell you this, not to brag, but I want you to know I'm not just some Goober.
I am a tall, handsome Goober.

Hollywood jobs pay well, but Vfx (Visual Effects) 20-hour day gets exhausting. So does Producing "other people's movies." Those leave no time for my own clever projects.

Back in my little NW town, it was cheap and less distracting, but NO jobs or salary there.
Seriously, just not enough money. When I get some money, it all goes for my Art.  

Please help me FIX THIS! I will create comedy FOR YOU. I will be YOUR OWN MOVIE COMEDIAN! Click the orange button and be my Patron! I'll plan my work, and work my plan, and make funny movies and videos and songs and stories, FOR YOU!

Oh, you will laugh until tears come out of your eyes.
(That is good, it is where tears should come out).

IT WILL BE FUN! We will make some funny stuff! We will laugh and sing and dance! We'll be funny together!

THANK YOU for your help! This is real to me, and YOU are the power. We'll go to some really fun places!

We'll ski down a mountain, laughing like idiots!
We'll jump off the Empire State Building, and build wings on the way down!

You're mentioned in my Oscar Speech. Yes, that's the goal.
I'm calling that shot right now - 8 ball in the corner pocket.

THANK YOU - That's the plan - CLICK THE ORANGE BUTTON. Help me make it so.

Sam Longoria
Goals
$5 of $2,000 per month
I have researched several locations, and will make an offer on the most cost-effective one. I can get a lease on it inexpensively, and continue to work in it, as I set up a safe, clean, dry work space. I will be podcasting, to keep YOU in the production loop!
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