Schitte Industries

Schitte Industries

is creating Schitte Products and Services

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Thank you for your patronage. Your generous donation keeps our work Schitte Guaranteed™

You are a saint for helping feed starving creators, and grocery store cashiers will never judge you again for not donating to a charity you'd never even heard of.

There is at least one case of a man who have had never won the lottery before, being a Schitte™ patron, but won a lottery prize after becoming a Schitte™ patron. 

If you have experienced any positive changes in your life since becoming a Schitte™ patron, please send us your story to [email protected]

Warning:
Stop immediately if you are a resident of North Korea. Use of Schitte Industries product, service, and/or content may be illegal in North Korea.
Tiers
Schitte Club Snack
$2.49 or more per month
Thanks for the snack! Yum.
Schitte Club Breakfast
$7.95 or more per month
Thanks for the breakfast! Yum.
Schitte Club Lunch
$14.95 or more per month
Thanks for the lunch! Yum.
Schitte Club Dinner
$19.95 or more per month
Thanks for the Dinner! Yum.
Schitte Club Groceries
$63.13 or more per month
Thanks for the groceries! Dam.
Schitte Club Bills
$134.82 or more per month
Thanks for grabbing the bills! Shit.
Goals
0 of 2 patrons
Having 2 patrons will make us smile at least once a day
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Link to the Schitte Industries Website



Thank you for your patronage. Your generous donation keeps our work Schitte Guaranteed™

You are a saint for helping feed starving creators, and grocery store cashiers will never judge you again for not donating to a charity you'd never even heard of.

There is at least one case of a man who have had never won the lottery before, being a Schitte™ patron, but won a lottery prize after becoming a Schitte™ patron. 

If you have experienced any positive changes in your life since becoming a Schitte™ patron, please send us your story to [email protected]

Warning:
Stop immediately if you are a resident of North Korea. Use of Schitte Industries product, service, and/or content may be illegal in North Korea.

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Tiers
Schitte Club Snack
$2.49 or more per month
Thanks for the snack! Yum.
Schitte Club Breakfast
$7.95 or more per month
Thanks for the breakfast! Yum.
Schitte Club Lunch
$14.95 or more per month
Thanks for the lunch! Yum.
Schitte Club Dinner
$19.95 or more per month
Thanks for the Dinner! Yum.
Schitte Club Groceries
$63.13 or more per month
Thanks for the groceries! Dam.
Schitte Club Bills
$134.82 or more per month
Thanks for grabbing the bills! Shit.