Scott Gordon

Scott Gordon

is creating Fantasy and Children's Fiction

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Why, hello! My name is Scott Gordon, and since late 2011, I've been writing and publishing children's books for my autistic son Aidyn. I also write fantasy, horror, science fiction, and most importantly, humor. Help me turn this part time passion into a full time profession.

What Your Pledge Supports

Project #1: Keep Children Healthy and Safe! (FREE)

Your pledge helps support projects like Alphabet All-Stars: Be Safe This Halloween for children of all ages and nationalities. I put together Be Safe This Halloween in hopes that it might help trick-or-treaters stay safe when Halloween rolls around each year. Rather than make money off it, I'd prefer to raise awareness.

Alphabet All-Stars: Be Safe This Halloween is available in English, French, German, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, Norwegian, Romanian and Russian.

Project #2: More English Language Books!!! ($5 Tier)

Secret Agent Disco Dancer is my favorite series by far. As long as there are readers who enjoy these stories, I'll keep producing them. Pledging your support ensures that new adventures appear in the not-so-distant future.

The stories I've added thus far include:  Burger BluesSanta's Super Helpers, Soccer StarWas It The Lobster Bisque, Double Agent OrangegroveGreen Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon, The Nightmare Pizza Before ChristmasThe Last Ding Dong on Earth, Did Somebody Say PizzaFrosted FlakeTaco Tuesday, Was It The Tira Misu and You Don't Know Jack. The first 8 episodes have been bundled in Greatest Hits Vol. 1. A comprehensive collection of every single story is also available in Grand Slam.

Also check out sneak peeks of various works in progress.

More Books in English: A Little Book About YouA Pocketful of Dinosaurs, Adorable Dogs: Beagles, Adorable Dogs: BulldogsAdorable Dogs: Labradors, Adorable Dogs: PoodlesAdorable Dogs: PugsAdorable Dogs Collection Vol. 1, Alphabet All-Stars, Alphabet All-Stars Academy Vol. 1Alphabet All-Stars Academy Vol. 2, Alphabet All-Stars Academy Vol. 3, Alphabet All-Stars Animal Pack Vol. 1Alphabet All-Stars Academy Year One, Alphabet All-Stars: Animal EditionAlphabet All-Stars: Animal FlashcardsAlphabet All-Stars: Be Safe This Halloween, Alphabet All-Stars FlashcardsAlphabet All-Stars: Clever Cards, Alphabet All-Stars: Colorful Cards, Alphabet All-Stars: Funny FlashcardsAlphabet All-Stars: Guess The Letter, Alphabet All-Stars: More Animals, Alphabet All-Stars: Silly AnimalsAlphabet All-Stars Spooktacular, Alphabet All-Stars: Theme Park, Alphabet All-Stars: Trivia TimeAlphabet All-Stars: Where Does Panda Fit In?Aveline, Baby Blue, Bedtime Story 2-PackBrainy Bird: Exercise MasterBug: The Cruel Journey That Never Was, Bug: The Journey, Bug: The Journey ForwardDo Felines Dream of Flying Fish, Eggtastic, Four Fantastic Bedtime Stories for Children 3-5 Vol. 1Four Fantastic Bedtime Stories Vol. 2, Four Fantastic Bedtime Stories for Children 3-5 Vol. 3, Four Fantastic Surprise Endings for Children 3-5, Froggy Dearest, HappyHappy Healthy HeartsHappy New Year, I Dream of You, If I Were A Robot, Inspirational 2-PackKitty's Milk, Little Chickadee, Mega Collection Vol. 1Mega Collection Vol. 2, My Crazy Pet FrogMy Crazy Pet Frog: A NoveletteMy Crazy Pet Frog: I Gave My Pizza A Spanking, My Daddy's Cool Car CollectionMy Little Pet Dragon, Ninja Robot RepairmenPigtastic, Pigtastic Pig and the Golden Egg, Scaredy-MonsterTaming Your Pet Monster: An Operational Guide, The Forgetful Alien, The Most Beautiful Flower, The Penguin Way, Who Wants to be a Robot.

Writing as Dingleberry Small: Max Underpants, My Robot Farts.

Project #3: Translated Works ($10 Tier)

Help bring these fun children's books to new cultures! Here's a list of what I've accomplished thus far (with more to come):

Books in Dutch: Alphabet All-Stars: Doe voorzichtig deze HalloweenAls Ik Een Robot Zou Zijn, BigtastischBlij ZijnDit is hoe Penguïn dat doet, Een Klein Boekje dat gaat over JouEitastischInspirerend DubbelverhaalKatjes Melk, Kikkerlief, Klein KuikenMax Onderbroek, Mijn Gekke Knuffelkikker, Mijn Kleine HuisdraakMijn Vader’s Coole Autocollectie, Snuggere Vogel de Sportleraar, Tweedelig Verhaal Voor Het Slapen Gaan, Vier Fantastische Verhaaltjes Voor Het Slapen Gaan Voor Kinderen Van 3-5.
Books in Finnish: Hullunkurinen lemmikkisammakkoni.
Books in French: Bébé Bleu, Froggie Chérie, Ma Folle Grenouille de CompagnieHeureuxHistoires avant d'aller au lit, ensemble de 2, L'Alphabet des Étoiles : Reste en sécurité à l'HalloweenMon Petit Dragon de Compagnie, Oiseau Brainy: Maître d'Exercice, PorctastiqueLa Façon Pingouin, Quatre histoires fantastiques pour endormir les enfants de 3-6 ans, Un Petit Livre sur Toi.
Books in German: Alphabet All-Stars: Sei sicher an diesem Halloween, Baby BlauMein Verrückter Lieblingsfrosch, Schweintastisch.
Books in Indonesian: Bunga Yang TerindahCara Si Pinguin, Naga Kecil Peliharaanku.
Books in Italian: All-Star dell’Alfabeto: Flashcard di Animali, All-Star dell'Alfabeto: Il Luna Park, All-Star dell'Alfabeto: Stai Al Sicuro Questo HalloweenBaby Blu, Che Vuole Essere un RobotCagnolini Adorabili: I BarbonciniCagnolini Adorabili: I Beagle, Cagnolini Adorabili: I Bulldog, Cagnolini Adorabili: I CarliniCagnolini Adorabili: I Labrador, Fantastiche Uova, Felice, Il Fiore Più BelloIl Metodo dei Pinguini, Il Mio Piccolo Drago DomesticoLa Fantastica Collezione di Macchine di Mio Papà, La Mia Matta Rana Domestica, L’Uccello Cervello: Maestro di Ginnastica, Maialfantastico, Maialfantastico e l’Uovo DoratoMax Mutande, Mio Caro Ranocchio, Piccole CincieQuattro Fantastici Finali a Sorpresa per Bambini dai 3 ai 5 Anni, Quattro Fantastiche Storie della Buonanotte per Bambini di 3-5 anniRaccolta Cagnolini Adorabili Vol. 1Se Fossi Un Robot, Storia della Buonanotte Confezione da 2, Un Piccolo Libro che parla di Te.
Books in Norwegian: Alfabet Stjernene: Vær forsiktig på HalloweenBaby BlåBedårende Hunder: Beagle, Bedårende Hunder: BulldogBedårende Hunder: Labradorer, Bedårende Hunder: MopsBedårende Hunder: Pudler, Bedårende Hundesamlinger Nr. 1, EggtastiskEn Lomme Full av DinosaurerEn veiledning i det å tamme kjæledyrsmonstreFire Fantastiske Kvelds Historier Nr. 3, Fire Fantastiske Overraskende Avslutninger for Barn 3 til 5, God Natt Historier 2-Pakning, GrisastiskGristastisk Gris og det Gylne Egget, Hjerne fugl: TreningsmesterHvem har lyst til å bli en robot?Inspirerende 2-pakning, Kjæreste Frosky, Lille KyllingLykkeligMegasamling Nr. 1Megasamling Nr. 2, Min Gale Kjæledyr FroskMin Gale Kjæledyr Frosk: Jeg ga pizzaen min juling, Min Lille DrageMin Pappas Tøffe BilsamlingMuntre Sunne Hjerter, Ninja Robot ReparatørerOm Jeg Var en RobotPingvinmåten, Tell Dyrene: Havbunnsversjon.
Books in Portuguese: Alphabet All-Stars: Festeje Este Dia Das Bruxas Com SegurançaFelizMeu Dragãozinho de Estimação, Meu Sapo Louco de EstimaçãoO Jeito do PinguimOvotástico, Pacote de 2 Inspiracional, Pacote Duplo de Histórias para Adormecer, PorcotásticoQuatro Fantásticas Histórias para Adormecer para Crianças dos 3-5Quem Quer Ser Um Robô, Queridérrimo Sapinho, Um Livrinho Sobre Você.
Books in Romanian: Alfabet Toate Stelele: Fii în siguranță acest HalloweenMicul Meu Broscoi, Micul Meu Dragon, O Colecţie De Douǎ Poveşti De Culcare.
Books in Russian: Звездный алфавит: Будьте осторожны на Хэллоуин, СуперСвинМаленькая книга о тебе, Мой сумасшедший домашний лягушонок, Четыре фантастические сказки на ночь для детей от 3 до 5.
Books in Spanish: Adorables Perros: Los Beagles, Adorables Perros: Los BulldogsAdorables Perros: Los CanichesAdorables Perros: Los Labradores, Adorables Perros: Los PugsAdorables Perros Recopilación Vol. 1, Agente Secreto Disco Dancer: Aprietos con Papas FritasAgente Secreto Disco Dancer: Doble Agente NaranjalAgente Secreto Disco Dancer: Estrella de Fútbol, Agente Secreto Disco Dancer: ¿Fue la sopa de langosta?, Agente Secreto Disco Dancer: Huevos Verdes con Panceta, CerdifantásticoCorazones Sanos y Felices, Cuatro Historias Fantásticas Para Niños 3-5Cuatro Fantásticas Historias para Ir a Dormir Vol. 3Domando a tu Monstruo Mascota: Una Guía de Operaciones, Dos Cuentos Antes de DormirEl Camino del Pingüino, El Cerdo Cerdifantástico y el Huevo de OroEl Pequeño PollitoEl Romance de Froggy, Estrellas del Alfabeto: ¡Noche de Brujas Segura!Feliz, Huevi-GenialInspirador Pack Doble, La Colección de Autos Geniales de Mi Papá, La Flor Más HermosaLa Leche del Gatito, Max CalzonesMi Bebé, Mi Loca Rana Mascota: Le Di Una Tunda A Mi PizzaMi Mascota Alocada La Rana, Mi Mascota El DragoncitoMy Little Pet Dragon: Special Bilingual Edition, Pájaro Genio: Maestro de Ejercicios, Si Yo Fuera Un RobotTécnicos Ninja Robots, Un Pequeño Libro Sobre Ti.
Books in SwedishGodnattsagor 2-Pack, Min Lilla Drake som Husdjur, Mitt Galna Husdjur Till Groda.

Writing as S.E. Gordon: La Corriente Inferior - Episodio #1: Jane Doe.

NOTE: Unfortunately Amazon doesn't accept books written in Indonesian, Romanian, Finnish and Russian (among others). Since a few of my titles have been translated into these languages, I've decided to make them available here.
Tiers
A Sincere Thank You
$1 or more per month
A little support without breaking the bank...
  • Once per month, I'll send you a personalized thank you message, detailing my progress towards becoming a full time author.
  • You'll also receive notifications of free giveaways and sneak peeks of upcoming books in development.
  • You'll gain access to my private Patreon feed.
  • You'll get early access to public posts.
  • You'll receive one free book.
  • And you'll be able to vote in monthly polls.
Free Book(s)
$2 or more per month
Even more access!
  • Each month you'll get an additional book specifically for this tier.
  • Plus all previous awards!
All New Digital Releases
$5 or more per month
Awesome, dude!
  • Get digital copies of all new releases for the month (DRM-free MOBI/Kindle, EPUB, and PDF).
  • Your name will be included on a special Patreon Thank You page at the end of each book.
  • Get new releases up to a week early.
  • Read exclusive content specifically written for Patreon.
  • Every quarter I'll dedicate a new children's books to one of my patrons ($5 tier and above).
  • Plus all previous rewards!
¡Ay, Caramba!
$10 or more per month
El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?
  • Get foreign translations of popular titles as they become available (in French, Spanish, Italian, German, Dutch, Norwegian, Portuguese, Russian, and Romanian).
  • Your pledge is your vote! Help select which title(s) should get translated into which languages.
  • Plus all previous rewards!
A Personalized Story
$100 or more per month only 5 left
I'll write a 5,000-word short story with you in mind. You'll get:
  • A personalized dedication and Author's Note.
  • To choose the characters (for example, Secret Agent Disco Dancer, My Little Pet Dragon Ness and/or Neka, any of the various Ninja Robot Repairmen, Aveline, etc).
  • To choose the subject matter and work with the author to come up with a fun story.
  • To share the finished e-books with your family and friends. (Please keep in mind that the copyright remains with the author.)
  • Plus all previous rewards!
Why, hello! My name is Scott Gordon, and since late 2011, I've been writing and publishing children's books for my autistic son Aidyn. I also write fantasy, horror, science fiction, and most importantly, humor. Help me turn this part time passion into a full time profession.

What Your Pledge Supports

Project #1: Keep Children Healthy and Safe! (FREE)

Your pledge helps support projects like Alphabet All-Stars: Be Safe This Halloween for children of all ages and nationalities. I put together Be Safe This Halloween in hopes that it might help trick-or-treaters stay safe when Halloween rolls around each year. Rather than make money off it, I'd prefer to raise awareness.

Alphabet All-Stars: Be Safe This Halloween is available in English, French, German, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, Norwegian, Romanian and Russian.

Project #2: More English Language Books!!! ($5 Tier)

Secret Agent Disco Dancer is my favorite series by far. As long as there are readers who enjoy these stories, I'll keep producing them. Pledging your support ensures that new adventures appear in the not-so-distant future.

The stories I've added thus far include:  Burger BluesSanta's Super Helpers, Soccer StarWas It The Lobster Bisque, Double Agent OrangegroveGreen Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon, The Nightmare Pizza Before ChristmasThe Last Ding Dong on Earth, Did Somebody Say PizzaFrosted FlakeTaco Tuesday, Was It The Tira Misu and You Don't Know Jack. The first 8 episodes have been bundled in Greatest Hits Vol. 1. A comprehensive collection of every single story is also available in Grand Slam.

Also check out sneak peeks of various works in progress.

More Books in English: A Little Book About YouA Pocketful of Dinosaurs, Adorable Dogs: Beagles, Adorable Dogs: BulldogsAdorable Dogs: Labradors, Adorable Dogs: PoodlesAdorable Dogs: PugsAdorable Dogs Collection Vol. 1, Alphabet All-Stars, Alphabet All-Stars Academy Vol. 1Alphabet All-Stars Academy Vol. 2, Alphabet All-Stars Academy Vol. 3, Alphabet All-Stars Animal Pack Vol. 1Alphabet All-Stars Academy Year One, Alphabet All-Stars: Animal EditionAlphabet All-Stars: Animal FlashcardsAlphabet All-Stars: Be Safe This Halloween, Alphabet All-Stars FlashcardsAlphabet All-Stars: Clever Cards, Alphabet All-Stars: Colorful Cards, Alphabet All-Stars: Funny FlashcardsAlphabet All-Stars: Guess The Letter, Alphabet All-Stars: More Animals, Alphabet All-Stars: Silly AnimalsAlphabet All-Stars Spooktacular, Alphabet All-Stars: Theme Park, Alphabet All-Stars: Trivia TimeAlphabet All-Stars: Where Does Panda Fit In?Aveline, Baby Blue, Bedtime Story 2-PackBrainy Bird: Exercise MasterBug: The Cruel Journey That Never Was, Bug: The Journey, Bug: The Journey ForwardDo Felines Dream of Flying Fish, Eggtastic, Four Fantastic Bedtime Stories for Children 3-5 Vol. 1Four Fantastic Bedtime Stories Vol. 2, Four Fantastic Bedtime Stories for Children 3-5 Vol. 3, Four Fantastic Surprise Endings for Children 3-5, Froggy Dearest, HappyHappy Healthy HeartsHappy New Year, I Dream of You, If I Were A Robot, Inspirational 2-PackKitty's Milk, Little Chickadee, Mega Collection Vol. 1Mega Collection Vol. 2, My Crazy Pet FrogMy Crazy Pet Frog: A NoveletteMy Crazy Pet Frog: I Gave My Pizza A Spanking, My Daddy's Cool Car CollectionMy Little Pet Dragon, Ninja Robot RepairmenPigtastic, Pigtastic Pig and the Golden Egg, Scaredy-MonsterTaming Your Pet Monster: An Operational Guide, The Forgetful Alien, The Most Beautiful Flower, The Penguin Way, Who Wants to be a Robot.

Writing as Dingleberry Small: Max Underpants, My Robot Farts.

Project #3: Translated Works ($10 Tier)

Help bring these fun children's books to new cultures! Here's a list of what I've accomplished thus far (with more to come):

Books in Dutch: Alphabet All-Stars: Doe voorzichtig deze HalloweenAls Ik Een Robot Zou Zijn, BigtastischBlij ZijnDit is hoe Penguïn dat doet, Een Klein Boekje dat gaat over JouEitastischInspirerend DubbelverhaalKatjes Melk, Kikkerlief, Klein KuikenMax Onderbroek, Mijn Gekke Knuffelkikker, Mijn Kleine HuisdraakMijn Vader’s Coole Autocollectie, Snuggere Vogel de Sportleraar, Tweedelig Verhaal Voor Het Slapen Gaan, Vier Fantastische Verhaaltjes Voor Het Slapen Gaan Voor Kinderen Van 3-5.
Books in Finnish: Hullunkurinen lemmikkisammakkoni.
Books in French: Bébé Bleu, Froggie Chérie, Ma Folle Grenouille de CompagnieHeureuxHistoires avant d'aller au lit, ensemble de 2, L'Alphabet des Étoiles : Reste en sécurité à l'HalloweenMon Petit Dragon de Compagnie, Oiseau Brainy: Maître d'Exercice, PorctastiqueLa Façon Pingouin, Quatre histoires fantastiques pour endormir les enfants de 3-6 ans, Un Petit Livre sur Toi.
Books in German: Alphabet All-Stars: Sei sicher an diesem Halloween, Baby BlauMein Verrückter Lieblingsfrosch, Schweintastisch.
Books in Indonesian: Bunga Yang TerindahCara Si Pinguin, Naga Kecil Peliharaanku.
Books in Italian: All-Star dell’Alfabeto: Flashcard di Animali, All-Star dell'Alfabeto: Il Luna Park, All-Star dell'Alfabeto: Stai Al Sicuro Questo HalloweenBaby Blu, Che Vuole Essere un RobotCagnolini Adorabili: I BarbonciniCagnolini Adorabili: I Beagle, Cagnolini Adorabili: I Bulldog, Cagnolini Adorabili: I CarliniCagnolini Adorabili: I Labrador, Fantastiche Uova, Felice, Il Fiore Più BelloIl Metodo dei Pinguini, Il Mio Piccolo Drago DomesticoLa Fantastica Collezione di Macchine di Mio Papà, La Mia Matta Rana Domestica, L’Uccello Cervello: Maestro di Ginnastica, Maialfantastico, Maialfantastico e l’Uovo DoratoMax Mutande, Mio Caro Ranocchio, Piccole CincieQuattro Fantastici Finali a Sorpresa per Bambini dai 3 ai 5 Anni, Quattro Fantastiche Storie della Buonanotte per Bambini di 3-5 anniRaccolta Cagnolini Adorabili Vol. 1Se Fossi Un Robot, Storia della Buonanotte Confezione da 2, Un Piccolo Libro che parla di Te.
Books in Norwegian: Alfabet Stjernene: Vær forsiktig på HalloweenBaby BlåBedårende Hunder: Beagle, Bedårende Hunder: BulldogBedårende Hunder: Labradorer, Bedårende Hunder: MopsBedårende Hunder: Pudler, Bedårende Hundesamlinger Nr. 1, EggtastiskEn Lomme Full av DinosaurerEn veiledning i det å tamme kjæledyrsmonstreFire Fantastiske Kvelds Historier Nr. 3, Fire Fantastiske Overraskende Avslutninger for Barn 3 til 5, God Natt Historier 2-Pakning, GrisastiskGristastisk Gris og det Gylne Egget, Hjerne fugl: TreningsmesterHvem har lyst til å bli en robot?Inspirerende 2-pakning, Kjæreste Frosky, Lille KyllingLykkeligMegasamling Nr. 1Megasamling Nr. 2, Min Gale Kjæledyr FroskMin Gale Kjæledyr Frosk: Jeg ga pizzaen min juling, Min Lille DrageMin Pappas Tøffe BilsamlingMuntre Sunne Hjerter, Ninja Robot ReparatørerOm Jeg Var en RobotPingvinmåten, Tell Dyrene: Havbunnsversjon.
Books in Portuguese: Alphabet All-Stars: Festeje Este Dia Das Bruxas Com SegurançaFelizMeu Dragãozinho de Estimação, Meu Sapo Louco de EstimaçãoO Jeito do PinguimOvotástico, Pacote de 2 Inspiracional, Pacote Duplo de Histórias para Adormecer, PorcotásticoQuatro Fantásticas Histórias para Adormecer para Crianças dos 3-5Quem Quer Ser Um Robô, Queridérrimo Sapinho, Um Livrinho Sobre Você.
Books in Romanian: Alfabet Toate Stelele: Fii în siguranță acest HalloweenMicul Meu Broscoi, Micul Meu Dragon, O Colecţie De Douǎ Poveşti De Culcare.
Books in Russian: Звездный алфавит: Будьте осторожны на Хэллоуин, СуперСвинМаленькая книга о тебе, Мой сумасшедший домашний лягушонок, Четыре фантастические сказки на ночь для детей от 3 до 5.
Books in Spanish: Adorables Perros: Los Beagles, Adorables Perros: Los BulldogsAdorables Perros: Los CanichesAdorables Perros: Los Labradores, Adorables Perros: Los PugsAdorables Perros Recopilación Vol. 1, Agente Secreto Disco Dancer: Aprietos con Papas FritasAgente Secreto Disco Dancer: Doble Agente NaranjalAgente Secreto Disco Dancer: Estrella de Fútbol, Agente Secreto Disco Dancer: ¿Fue la sopa de langosta?, Agente Secreto Disco Dancer: Huevos Verdes con Panceta, CerdifantásticoCorazones Sanos y Felices, Cuatro Historias Fantásticas Para Niños 3-5Cuatro Fantásticas Historias para Ir a Dormir Vol. 3Domando a tu Monstruo Mascota: Una Guía de Operaciones, Dos Cuentos Antes de DormirEl Camino del Pingüino, El Cerdo Cerdifantástico y el Huevo de OroEl Pequeño PollitoEl Romance de Froggy, Estrellas del Alfabeto: ¡Noche de Brujas Segura!Feliz, Huevi-GenialInspirador Pack Doble, La Colección de Autos Geniales de Mi Papá, La Flor Más HermosaLa Leche del Gatito, Max CalzonesMi Bebé, Mi Loca Rana Mascota: Le Di Una Tunda A Mi PizzaMi Mascota Alocada La Rana, Mi Mascota El DragoncitoMy Little Pet Dragon: Special Bilingual Edition, Pájaro Genio: Maestro de Ejercicios, Si Yo Fuera Un RobotTécnicos Ninja Robots, Un Pequeño Libro Sobre Ti.
Books in SwedishGodnattsagor 2-Pack, Min Lilla Drake som Husdjur, Mitt Galna Husdjur Till Groda.

Writing as S.E. Gordon: La Corriente Inferior - Episodio #1: Jane Doe.

NOTE: Unfortunately Amazon doesn't accept books written in Indonesian, Romanian, Finnish and Russian (among others). Since a few of my titles have been translated into these languages, I've decided to make them available here.

Recent posts by Scott Gordon

Tiers
A Sincere Thank You
$1 or more per month
A little support without breaking the bank...
  • Once per month, I'll send you a personalized thank you message, detailing my progress towards becoming a full time author.
  • You'll also receive notifications of free giveaways and sneak peeks of upcoming books in development.
  • You'll gain access to my private Patreon feed.
  • You'll get early access to public posts.
  • You'll receive one free book.
  • And you'll be able to vote in monthly polls.
Free Book(s)
$2 or more per month
Even more access!
  • Each month you'll get an additional book specifically for this tier.
  • Plus all previous awards!
All New Digital Releases
$5 or more per month
Awesome, dude!
  • Get digital copies of all new releases for the month (DRM-free MOBI/Kindle, EPUB, and PDF).
  • Your name will be included on a special Patreon Thank You page at the end of each book.
  • Get new releases up to a week early.
  • Read exclusive content specifically written for Patreon.
  • Every quarter I'll dedicate a new children's books to one of my patrons ($5 tier and above).
  • Plus all previous rewards!
¡Ay, Caramba!
$10 or more per month
El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?
  • Get foreign translations of popular titles as they become available (in French, Spanish, Italian, German, Dutch, Norwegian, Portuguese, Russian, and Romanian).
  • Your pledge is your vote! Help select which title(s) should get translated into which languages.
  • Plus all previous rewards!
A Personalized Story
$100 or more per month only 5 left
I'll write a 5,000-word short story with you in mind. You'll get:
  • A personalized dedication and Author's Note.
  • To choose the characters (for example, Secret Agent Disco Dancer, My Little Pet Dragon Ness and/or Neka, any of the various Ninja Robot Repairmen, Aveline, etc).
  • To choose the subject matter and work with the author to come up with a fun story.
  • To share the finished e-books with your family and friends. (Please keep in mind that the copyright remains with the author.)
  • Plus all previous rewards!