Self-Helpless Podcast

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This podcast is our ultimate passion project. Our vision for Self-Helpless is to bring laughter, comfort, and insight to anyone out there who needs a friend, some inspiration, or motivation to keep going. We started this podcast at a tiny kitchen table with two microphones to share and we are overjoyed to see how it’s blossomed and taken on a life of its own. The community we have all built together is something we are extremely proud of, we have the greatest listeners in the world! By becoming our patron, you are helping us reach our next big goal of going on a nationwide Self-Helpless Live Tour. These shows will consist of stand up, live episode recordings, and most importantly, audience participation (GET READY). We can’t wait to meet you in person!

With the advice and feedback from our listeners, we have structured our Patreon into two different tiers: The Helpsters and Type A+. Tier breakdowns are listed below and we are extremely grateful for any contribution, it does not go unnoticed!

For a chance to be featured on an upcoming Patreon episode, email your questions, advice, recommendations, personal stories, and overall badassery to [email protected]. Please specify in the email whether we should use your first name, or keep you anonymous.

Thank you for listening!

Love,
D+K+T


Tier Breakdowns:

HELPSTERS 
2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. 


TYPE A+ 
ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS!
Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey answers your top 3 beauty/grooming and Feng Shui questions), Creative Consulting with Delanie Fischer (Delanie gives you feedback and advice on your creative endeavor in a 15 minute video call), and Tangents with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor sends you a personalized video shout-out)!

CALL- INS! 
The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice.

HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 
This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.

2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. 

4 TICKETS TO ANY/ALL OF OUR HEADLINING SHOWS FOR LIFE! This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! Utilize this reward for one show a weekend, up to 4 tickets, and as many different shows as you wish! Please contact [email protected] to book your tickets! Or, contact the girls directly via social media if you're requesting tickets less than a week in advance.
Tiers
Helpsters
$5 or more per month

This tier is for the Helpsters who want to hear 2 free episodes from the hosts each month!


2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH!

 

Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. 

Type A+
$25 or more per month

This tier is for the Helpsters who want the bonus episodes, the opportunity to influence Self-Helpless content, and some one-on-one interaction with Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor! 


ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS!

 Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey answers your top 3 beauty/grooming and Feng Shui questions), Creative Consulting with Delanie Fischer (Delanie gives you feedback and advice on your creative endeavor in a 15 minute video call), and Tangents with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor sends you a personalized video shout-out)! 


4 TICKETS TO ANY/ALL OF OUR HEADLINING SHOWS FOR LIFE

This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! Utilize this reward for one show per weekend, up to 4 tickets! Please contact [email protected] to book your tickets. 


CALL-INS! 

The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice.


HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 

This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.


2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 

Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. 

Goals
418 of 500 patrons
When we reach 500 patrons, we will do a live stream Q & A exclusively for our patrons, it's your turn to lead the discussion!
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This podcast is our ultimate passion project. Our vision for Self-Helpless is to bring laughter, comfort, and insight to anyone out there who needs a friend, some inspiration, or motivation to keep going. We started this podcast at a tiny kitchen table with two microphones to share and we are overjoyed to see how it’s blossomed and taken on a life of its own. The community we have all built together is something we are extremely proud of, we have the greatest listeners in the world! By becoming our patron, you are helping us reach our next big goal of going on a nationwide Self-Helpless Live Tour. These shows will consist of stand up, live episode recordings, and most importantly, audience participation (GET READY). We can’t wait to meet you in person!

With the advice and feedback from our listeners, we have structured our Patreon into two different tiers: The Helpsters and Type A+. Tier breakdowns are listed below and we are extremely grateful for any contribution, it does not go unnoticed!

For a chance to be featured on an upcoming Patreon episode, email your questions, advice, recommendations, personal stories, and overall badassery to [email protected]. Please specify in the email whether we should use your first name, or keep you anonymous.

Thank you for listening!

Love,
D+K+T


Tier Breakdowns:

HELPSTERS 
2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. 


TYPE A+ 
ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS!
Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey answers your top 3 beauty/grooming and Feng Shui questions), Creative Consulting with Delanie Fischer (Delanie gives you feedback and advice on your creative endeavor in a 15 minute video call), and Tangents with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor sends you a personalized video shout-out)!

CALL- INS! 
The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice.

HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 
This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.

2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. 

4 TICKETS TO ANY/ALL OF OUR HEADLINING SHOWS FOR LIFE! This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! Utilize this reward for one show a weekend, up to 4 tickets, and as many different shows as you wish! Please contact [email protected] to book your tickets! Or, contact the girls directly via social media if you're requesting tickets less than a week in advance.

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Tiers
Helpsters
$5 or more per month

This tier is for the Helpsters who want to hear 2 free episodes from the hosts each month!


2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH!

 

Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. 

Type A+
$25 or more per month

This tier is for the Helpsters who want the bonus episodes, the opportunity to influence Self-Helpless content, and some one-on-one interaction with Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor! 


ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS!

 Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey answers your top 3 beauty/grooming and Feng Shui questions), Creative Consulting with Delanie Fischer (Delanie gives you feedback and advice on your creative endeavor in a 15 minute video call), and Tangents with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor sends you a personalized video shout-out)! 


4 TICKETS TO ANY/ALL OF OUR HEADLINING SHOWS FOR LIFE

This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! Utilize this reward for one show per weekend, up to 4 tickets! Please contact [email protected] to book your tickets. 


CALL-INS! 

The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice.


HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 

This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.


2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 

Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast.