Jonathan Cantalice is creating paintings that looks like God's mistake
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So, I'll try to keep it short. My name is Jonathan Cantalice, I'm from Brazil, but my family is from Italy[to explain the last name]. At the moment I don't have a job, and to be completely honest, I don't think I'm going to find one so soon, since the economy in my country is fucking shite. I love my country by the way. Right now I'm doing a lot of things to keep myself productive while looking for a job, and I have some hobbies that looks descent enough. Here's my pitch, mate, I'll be creating art, mostly oil paintings, if you become a patreon, every month I'll be sending a painting to you, or some art project super hipster bazinga tier stuff. I promise it won't be a good profit for you, but would help me out a lot. Well, eventually I'll make this more clear and show what a patreon can gain here, what is mostly likely a ugly painting a month. Thanks, lovelies.


Ps. If any of the lovelies didn't understand, the name of the patreon page is ironic, so is everything else in this patreon. But it's good shit, Papa Bless. :)
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Owner of some dude oil painting
$5 or more per month only 10 left
Cool guys club, only the manliest cool guys allowed. And the girls too, I fucking love women.
Super cool, dood
$10 or more per month
This is truly, unexpected. You realize you are giving me 10 bucks for shit looking paintings? Wooah that's total rad!
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I'll be doing everything better, better equipment, better time investiment, better local, and above it all, I'll show you how I do to paint so bad. But we won't be reaching it boi.
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So, I'll try to keep it short. My name is Jonathan Cantalice, I'm from Brazil, but my family is from Italy[to explain the last name]. At the moment I don't have a job, and to be completely honest, I don't think I'm going to find one so soon, since the economy in my country is fucking shite. I love my country by the way. Right now I'm doing a lot of things to keep myself productive while looking for a job, and I have some hobbies that looks descent enough. Here's my pitch, mate, I'll be creating art, mostly oil paintings, if you become a patreon, every month I'll be sending a painting to you, or some art project super hipster bazinga tier stuff. I promise it won't be a good profit for you, but would help me out a lot. Well, eventually I'll make this more clear and show what a patreon can gain here, what is mostly likely a ugly painting a month. Thanks, lovelies.


Ps. If any of the lovelies didn't understand, the name of the patreon page is ironic, so is everything else in this patreon. But it's good shit, Papa Bless. :)

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Tiers
Owner of some dude oil painting
$5 or more per month only 10 left
Cool guys club, only the manliest cool guys allowed. And the girls too, I fucking love women.
Super cool, dood
$10 or more per month
This is truly, unexpected. You realize you are giving me 10 bucks for shit looking paintings? Wooah that's total rad!