Jeni Burns

Jeni Burns

is creating Spilled Cereal and Empty Sip Cups, the Book

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I'm just one mom. An exhausted mom with kids who are amazing. Right? What mom doesn't say that?

So, do I need a whole book to do that? Meh, probably not. But, I'm here. And my goal is to write essays about something funny that happened with my kids. 

Because you (the collective you) have been telling me for years to write this stuff down because it would make an amazing book. 

So, here I am. This is me writing. I hope you enjoy it.
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Official patron status. This means you'll get access to my patron-only feed AND my endless appreciation for joining my team.
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Want to weigh in on my work? Your comments on my posts may be picked as the subject of my next piece of content, plus all previous rewards.
Friends with even BETTER Benefits!
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Get your very own postcard from us in the mail!, plus all previous rewards.
Postcards and Chill
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Every month, we'll have a patron-only live stream just for us, plus all previous rewards.
Customize Your Monthly Postcard
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Swag is on the way! At this level, you'll get a patron-only shirt (one time only), plus all previous rewards. This time, you get to customize what I put on your postcard (within reason, haha)
BFF's
$100 or more per month only 3 left
I hope you like surprises, because I'll be sending you a surprise gift box filled with merch and things I picked out for you, plus all previous rewards.
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This is a minor goal, helping ensure that I definitely sit down and write at least 3 essays per week!
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I'm just one mom. An exhausted mom with kids who are amazing. Right? What mom doesn't say that?

So, do I need a whole book to do that? Meh, probably not. But, I'm here. And my goal is to write essays about something funny that happened with my kids. 

Because you (the collective you) have been telling me for years to write this stuff down because it would make an amazing book. 

So, here I am. This is me writing. I hope you enjoy it.

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Super Rad Friend Status
$1 or more per month
Official patron status. This means you'll get access to my patron-only feed AND my endless appreciation for joining my team.
Friends with Benefits!
$3 or more per month
Want to weigh in on my work? Your comments on my posts may be picked as the subject of my next piece of content, plus all previous rewards.
Friends with even BETTER Benefits!
$5 or more per month
Get your very own postcard from us in the mail!, plus all previous rewards.
Postcards and Chill
$10 or more per month
Every month, we'll have a patron-only live stream just for us, plus all previous rewards.
Customize Your Monthly Postcard
$20 or more per month
Swag is on the way! At this level, you'll get a patron-only shirt (one time only), plus all previous rewards. This time, you get to customize what I put on your postcard (within reason, haha)
BFF's
$100 or more per month only 3 left
I hope you like surprises, because I'll be sending you a surprise gift box filled with merch and things I picked out for you, plus all previous rewards.