Squire

is creating "Regular" Comedy Sketches

141

patrons

$489

per month
Gentlemen, 

Congratulations, you've made your way to our Patreon page. Here for the price of a cup of tea, you can support our work, and allow us to continue creating our sketches. Now I hear you asking:

Why the blazes should I give you my money? 

Fair question. Our rather niche channel has only made it this far because of fans like you. Your generosity makes up for a large chuck of the channels income, especially with the hit and miss advertising revenue that YouTube deals us. Every dollar you decide to throw our way will be immediately invested back into the channel, allowing us to spend more time writing, traveling to film locations, editing and acting very badly. With your support, hopefully in the future we can solely rely on our sketches for our income, allowing us to spend every waking moment undertaking the aforementioned tasks. 

What if I don't want to? 

That's absolutely fine. All our sketches will remain on Youtube for free, forever. Just by sticking with us and watching our content, you're helping to keep things going. 


Tiers
Peasent
$1 or more per month

For a single dollar per month, you'll receive: 


- Access to early, detailed updates about upcoming sketches and videos, here on Patreon. This'll usually take the form of compromising photographs. 


- A special role on our Discord server, marking you out as a class above the rest. This also comes with access to private chat rooms, where on occasion, you'll get the chance to exchange mustache grooming tips with Bill and I. (Note: You may have to message one of the Admins to receive the role).


- Instantly gain the ability to tell people that without your efforts, Squire wouldn't be where he is today. Also, he'd have no budget for tea.

Includes Discord rewards
Squire
$5 or more per month


- All the previous rewards from lower tiers. 


- Special access to our sketches 48 hours earlier than everybody else. This gives you two days to think of a witty comment to post below a video. 


- After every couple of sketches, gain access to a brilliantly funny private outtakes video. This'll be a mashup of moments that went wrong whilst filming. I'm confident in promising this reward, as quite a lot usually goes wrong. 

Includes Discord rewards
Knight
$10 or more per month

 - All the previous rewards from lower tiers.  


-  You will be credited at the end of our sketches for each month that you remain a patron on this tier! This includes a graphic credit during the outro, and a credit in the video's description. 


- Receive an invite to a monthly Discord voice chat, where you can ask us about anything. Be aware, most conversations will be revolving around tea, battle and mustaches. 




Includes Discord rewards
Noble
$20 or more per month

- All the previous rewards from lower tiers.  


-  One Patron at this tier will be individually thanked at the beginning of each sketch. This includes a graphic credit during the intro and a credit in the video's description. 


- Receive a shout out at the end of every outtakes video, for every month you remain a patron at this tier. 

Includes Discord rewards
King
$50 or more per month only 8 left

- All the previous rewards from lower tiers.  


-  Each month, a prop from one of our sketches will be dispatched, to a supporter at this tier. You can request to have the prop signed, but I fear that'll only devalue it further. 


- Request a personalized video message from us, every month. This can be anything you like. Want us to wish you a happy birthday? Or tell somebody they're rubbish? Well this is an expensive way of doing it. Just message us over Patreon or Discord, and we'll get to work! 

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$489 of $1,500 per month
With this much cash, we can afford a lot of tea. 20,000 bags, to be precise. Also, we'll be able to reliably buy props for videos, and rent locations to film in. 
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Gentlemen, 

Congratulations, you've made your way to our Patreon page. Here for the price of a cup of tea, you can support our work, and allow us to continue creating our sketches. Now I hear you asking:

Why the blazes should I give you my money? 

Fair question. Our rather niche channel has only made it this far because of fans like you. Your generosity makes up for a large chuck of the channels income, especially with the hit and miss advertising revenue that YouTube deals us. Every dollar you decide to throw our way will be immediately invested back into the channel, allowing us to spend more time writing, traveling to film locations, editing and acting very badly. With your support, hopefully in the future we can solely rely on our sketches for our income, allowing us to spend every waking moment undertaking the aforementioned tasks. 

What if I don't want to? 

That's absolutely fine. All our sketches will remain on Youtube for free, forever. Just by sticking with us and watching our content, you're helping to keep things going. 


Recent posts by Squire

Tiers
Peasent
$1 or more per month

For a single dollar per month, you'll receive: 


- Access to early, detailed updates about upcoming sketches and videos, here on Patreon. This'll usually take the form of compromising photographs. 


- A special role on our Discord server, marking you out as a class above the rest. This also comes with access to private chat rooms, where on occasion, you'll get the chance to exchange mustache grooming tips with Bill and I. (Note: You may have to message one of the Admins to receive the role).


- Instantly gain the ability to tell people that without your efforts, Squire wouldn't be where he is today. Also, he'd have no budget for tea.

Includes Discord rewards
Squire
$5 or more per month


- All the previous rewards from lower tiers. 


- Special access to our sketches 48 hours earlier than everybody else. This gives you two days to think of a witty comment to post below a video. 


- After every couple of sketches, gain access to a brilliantly funny private outtakes video. This'll be a mashup of moments that went wrong whilst filming. I'm confident in promising this reward, as quite a lot usually goes wrong. 

Includes Discord rewards
Knight
$10 or more per month

 - All the previous rewards from lower tiers.  


-  You will be credited at the end of our sketches for each month that you remain a patron on this tier! This includes a graphic credit during the outro, and a credit in the video's description. 


- Receive an invite to a monthly Discord voice chat, where you can ask us about anything. Be aware, most conversations will be revolving around tea, battle and mustaches. 




Includes Discord rewards
Noble
$20 or more per month

- All the previous rewards from lower tiers.  


-  One Patron at this tier will be individually thanked at the beginning of each sketch. This includes a graphic credit during the intro and a credit in the video's description. 


- Receive a shout out at the end of every outtakes video, for every month you remain a patron at this tier. 

Includes Discord rewards
King
$50 or more per month only 8 left

- All the previous rewards from lower tiers.  


-  Each month, a prop from one of our sketches will be dispatched, to a supporter at this tier. You can request to have the prop signed, but I fear that'll only devalue it further. 


- Request a personalized video message from us, every month. This can be anything you like. Want us to wish you a happy birthday? Or tell somebody they're rubbish? Well this is an expensive way of doing it. Just message us over Patreon or Discord, and we'll get to work! 

Includes Discord rewards