staci stak

staci stak

is creating podcasts with no more prank calls 4 charity

3

patrons

$12

per month
what's up i'm staci stak and i used to do a show called the FUN show for phonelosers dot org

now that my fans have bothered me enough i decided to start a patreon and donate the money to charity!

i'm known for:

prank callz
"listen lady"
eating on the show
having a terrible voice
complaining
previously having a website and naming everything after it and then not having it anymore

my show is mostly just me talking about bullshit or me interviewing someone funnier than me. you may or may not enjoy it. and i don't really care. i just want people to stop bothering me to make a show so i am releasing the shittiest podcasts called the FU show, because fuck you

every month i'm gonna donate to a totally SJW cause or charity. i might even give directly to someone that needs it. but it will definitely be a SJW thing relating to LGBT+, immigrants, POC, womens health, etc. but you won't know til the end of the month! so if you are a racist, sexist, xenophobe, transphobe, homophobe, or just dont like helping people then don't subscribe!!!
Tiers
thanks!
$1 or more per month
i'm just glad you're a patron. you don't get anything but a thank you. so here it is: THANKS!!


this is also the minimum you'll need to pay to get:

if i don't want to put a show on youtube for everyone, you'll have access!!

bag of chips
$3 or more per month only 9 left
you'll get a thank you: THANKS!!!

if i don't want to put a show on youtube for everyone, you'll have access!!


and also you will be paying for 1 bag of chips that i'll eat on air.


each show will have chip sponsorships announced *however* if i do not do a show that month you won't be mentioned.


* due to my health issues i might only be able to handle 1 bag of chips per show, but i'll still make sure every patron at this level is mentioned somewhere during the month during some show, chips or not.

LISTEN LADY
$5 or more per month only 7 left
you'll get a thank you: THANKS!!!

if i don't want to put a show on youtube for everyone, you'll have access!!


each month i will send you a message. you can give me a prank call idea or just complain to me and i have to listen to you, lady. you'll get credit if i use your idea so let me know the name or handle you'd like me to say!

please be aware if you complain at me, i might use your complaint in future shows. i could actually read it on air! but i'll always ask your permission first, because i'm nice.

YOU'VE GOT MAIL
$10 or more per month only 10 left
you'll get a thank you: THANKS!!!

if i don't want to put a show on youtube for everyone, you'll have access!!

I'll also send you a postcard every month or a letter. It could be a mean postcard or a nice one. If I send a letter it'll be because i'm sending you something lame like stickers or something else small enough for a regular envelope but not postcard-able.


please make sure to have an address for me to send to!

Clippy!
$20 or more per month only 5 left
you get everything on the "YOU'VE GOT MAIL" tier PLUS you can send me a clip of up to 3 minutes of whatever you want me to play on ONE of my shows PER month. I have the right to reject the clip and ask for another one if it involves anything gross or weird. I'm the only one allowed to be gross or weird on the show. Please let me know the name or handle you want to go by so I can mention you.


If you don't feel like submitting a sound clip, I can just mention you on the show and play something of MY choice for 3 minutes.

You're INSANE!!
$30 or more per month only 5 left
you get everything on the "YOU'VE GOT MAIL" tier PLUS you have the option of being on one of my shows for at least 5 minutes to talk about whatever you want within reason.
this is also an incredibly dumb amount to pay, but it's for charity.

If you aren't available to talk about something for five minutes, I'll just call someone else and talk to them for five minutes and mention that you sponsored that call.

what a weirdo!
$50 or more per month
you get everything at the $1 tier, plus I'll talk about you on the show and tell people you're a total weirdo at least once a month. I might go at length on the topic if i think you're a particularly weird weirdo, or I might just say you're weird and leave it at that. I don't know. But you should only get this tier if you have $50 to give to charity and you don't really care what I say about you.
BFFs
$100 or more per month
you get everything at the $1 tier, plus i'll tell everyone what great friends OR enemies we are, depending on my mood at the moment. I'll make up some story or say something OUTRAGEOUS about "the last time we hung out." if i'm not feeling outrageous, it'll be lame, but it's for charity so you can't have any expectations here.
Goals
$12 of $10,000 per month
i'll quit my job and just make shows all day every day!
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what's up i'm staci stak and i used to do a show called the FUN show for phonelosers dot org

now that my fans have bothered me enough i decided to start a patreon and donate the money to charity!

i'm known for:

prank callz
"listen lady"
eating on the show
having a terrible voice
complaining
previously having a website and naming everything after it and then not having it anymore

my show is mostly just me talking about bullshit or me interviewing someone funnier than me. you may or may not enjoy it. and i don't really care. i just want people to stop bothering me to make a show so i am releasing the shittiest podcasts called the FU show, because fuck you

every month i'm gonna donate to a totally SJW cause or charity. i might even give directly to someone that needs it. but it will definitely be a SJW thing relating to LGBT+, immigrants, POC, womens health, etc. but you won't know til the end of the month! so if you are a racist, sexist, xenophobe, transphobe, homophobe, or just dont like helping people then don't subscribe!!!

Recent posts by staci stak

Tiers
thanks!
$1 or more per month
i'm just glad you're a patron. you don't get anything but a thank you. so here it is: THANKS!!


this is also the minimum you'll need to pay to get:

if i don't want to put a show on youtube for everyone, you'll have access!!

bag of chips
$3 or more per month only 9 left
you'll get a thank you: THANKS!!!

if i don't want to put a show on youtube for everyone, you'll have access!!


and also you will be paying for 1 bag of chips that i'll eat on air.


each show will have chip sponsorships announced *however* if i do not do a show that month you won't be mentioned.


* due to my health issues i might only be able to handle 1 bag of chips per show, but i'll still make sure every patron at this level is mentioned somewhere during the month during some show, chips or not.

LISTEN LADY
$5 or more per month only 7 left
you'll get a thank you: THANKS!!!

if i don't want to put a show on youtube for everyone, you'll have access!!


each month i will send you a message. you can give me a prank call idea or just complain to me and i have to listen to you, lady. you'll get credit if i use your idea so let me know the name or handle you'd like me to say!

please be aware if you complain at me, i might use your complaint in future shows. i could actually read it on air! but i'll always ask your permission first, because i'm nice.

YOU'VE GOT MAIL
$10 or more per month only 10 left
you'll get a thank you: THANKS!!!

if i don't want to put a show on youtube for everyone, you'll have access!!

I'll also send you a postcard every month or a letter. It could be a mean postcard or a nice one. If I send a letter it'll be because i'm sending you something lame like stickers or something else small enough for a regular envelope but not postcard-able.


please make sure to have an address for me to send to!

Clippy!
$20 or more per month only 5 left
you get everything on the "YOU'VE GOT MAIL" tier PLUS you can send me a clip of up to 3 minutes of whatever you want me to play on ONE of my shows PER month. I have the right to reject the clip and ask for another one if it involves anything gross or weird. I'm the only one allowed to be gross or weird on the show. Please let me know the name or handle you want to go by so I can mention you.


If you don't feel like submitting a sound clip, I can just mention you on the show and play something of MY choice for 3 minutes.

You're INSANE!!
$30 or more per month only 5 left
you get everything on the "YOU'VE GOT MAIL" tier PLUS you have the option of being on one of my shows for at least 5 minutes to talk about whatever you want within reason.
this is also an incredibly dumb amount to pay, but it's for charity.

If you aren't available to talk about something for five minutes, I'll just call someone else and talk to them for five minutes and mention that you sponsored that call.

what a weirdo!
$50 or more per month
you get everything at the $1 tier, plus I'll talk about you on the show and tell people you're a total weirdo at least once a month. I might go at length on the topic if i think you're a particularly weird weirdo, or I might just say you're weird and leave it at that. I don't know. But you should only get this tier if you have $50 to give to charity and you don't really care what I say about you.
BFFs
$100 or more per month
you get everything at the $1 tier, plus i'll tell everyone what great friends OR enemies we are, depending on my mood at the moment. I'll make up some story or say something OUTRAGEOUS about "the last time we hung out." if i'm not feeling outrageous, it'll be lame, but it's for charity so you can't have any expectations here.