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Sometimes when I'm home alone I sit on my balcony and imagine fathers are sitting at home watching some sorts of sport or maybe standing at the BBQ, all the while their little girl is just getting absolutely drilled by the man she calls "Daddy".


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To be making $100 a month would be proof that this is something I should pursue. In all honesty I've always doubted this as a possibility. So thank you. Nerds.
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