talia jane

talia jane

is creating words

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patrons
i'm a widely reviled millennial writer/dish washer. i dipped my toes in the muddy news/hot take waters but that general rat race doesn't jive with me (unless you're hiring!). i've written for Mic, Cracked, Vice, Fusion, the NY Post, and a slurry of other spots. i've spoken at xoxo fest and for some reason also on podcasts. you can find all that stuff on my site.

i want to make fun, thoughtful, unique stuff via words and this patreon is designed to help me do exactly that. or at least try to do something sort of resembling that.

i figure: if a monster like milo can get a book deal, i can get a patreon, ya know?

love,
talia
Tiers
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
$1 or more per creation
This is for those who would like to support me as a person but don't really want to read my dumb words. Understandable!


Worth noting: Sometimes you'll get to see my dumb words regardless! Woo hoo!

It's the second tier!
$5 or more per creation
Chapter by Chapter

A literary agent told me memoirs aren't sellable unless you're a massive celebrity, which I'm not. So I'm disrupting the system (as I seem to have a proclivity for doing)!

You get exclusive access to each chapter of my wonky lil memoir-type book, whenever I get around to those, and any other writings/musings/sketches/poems? I don't have the guts to share publicly but that I think may be, at the very least, vaguely amusing to you.
Chop & 'Shop
$15 or more per creation
College admissions essays, already in college essays, late night writing packets, specs, sketches, articles, columns - you get the picture - ya girl (me) has edited (chop) and provided notes (work(shop)ed) em all. And for $15, I'll be on call to edit and workshop any writing thing your beautiful heart creates. I'm a big goof with my words, but I handle other people's with absolute care and professionalism.

  • Essays max. 3000 words.
  • Packets/pilots/specs max. 35 pages.
  • Manuscripts max. 15 pages.
I will shut up!
$100 or more per creation
I will not post anything anywhere for 24 hours. What blissfulness awaits!
I'll clean your damn house *NYC ONLY*
$200 or more per creation
NYC residents can enjoy the delightful schadenfreude of watching *the* lazy whiny millennial expertly clean your home.

I'm really good at cleaning and organizing but some cleaning supplies will be required.
I will shut up for a week!
$1,000 or more per creation
Total silence across the board for a whole week!*

*This requires one initial post to inform everyone I'm not dead because otherwise folks get really anxious.
Goals
33% complete
I've got a weekly video series in my back pocket. At this goal, I'd be able to get the equipment (aka, a camera or other low-cost recording device with clear picture & audio). After a few videos, I plan to work with other video-type folks to develop the series into something professional and cool, as well as dragging guests into my mess.
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i'm a widely reviled millennial writer/dish washer. i dipped my toes in the muddy news/hot take waters but that general rat race doesn't jive with me (unless you're hiring!). i've written for Mic, Cracked, Vice, Fusion, the NY Post, and a slurry of other spots. i've spoken at xoxo fest and for some reason also on podcasts. you can find all that stuff on my site.

i want to make fun, thoughtful, unique stuff via words and this patreon is designed to help me do exactly that. or at least try to do something sort of resembling that.

i figure: if a monster like milo can get a book deal, i can get a patreon, ya know?

love,
talia

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Tiers
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
$1 or more per creation
This is for those who would like to support me as a person but don't really want to read my dumb words. Understandable!


Worth noting: Sometimes you'll get to see my dumb words regardless! Woo hoo!

It's the second tier!
$5 or more per creation
Chapter by Chapter

A literary agent told me memoirs aren't sellable unless you're a massive celebrity, which I'm not. So I'm disrupting the system (as I seem to have a proclivity for doing)!

You get exclusive access to each chapter of my wonky lil memoir-type book, whenever I get around to those, and any other writings/musings/sketches/poems? I don't have the guts to share publicly but that I think may be, at the very least, vaguely amusing to you.
Chop & 'Shop
$15 or more per creation
College admissions essays, already in college essays, late night writing packets, specs, sketches, articles, columns - you get the picture - ya girl (me) has edited (chop) and provided notes (work(shop)ed) em all. And for $15, I'll be on call to edit and workshop any writing thing your beautiful heart creates. I'm a big goof with my words, but I handle other people's with absolute care and professionalism.

  • Essays max. 3000 words.
  • Packets/pilots/specs max. 35 pages.
  • Manuscripts max. 15 pages.
I will shut up!
$100 or more per creation
I will not post anything anywhere for 24 hours. What blissfulness awaits!
I'll clean your damn house *NYC ONLY*
$200 or more per creation
NYC residents can enjoy the delightful schadenfreude of watching *the* lazy whiny millennial expertly clean your home.

I'm really good at cleaning and organizing but some cleaning supplies will be required.
I will shut up for a week!
$1,000 or more per creation
Total silence across the board for a whole week!*

*This requires one initial post to inform everyone I'm not dead because otherwise folks get really anxious.