The Teafaerie

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Hi! I'm the Teafaerie! Thank you so much for checking out my Patreon page! 

Being a psychedelic superhero is a full time job. I volunteer to do entheogenic emergence(y), and integration work at various festivals and events more or less continuously for like 9 months out of the year. I work with the Zendo Project, RGX Medical, DanceSafe and a few other truly incredible harm reduction/benefit enhancement collectives. None of which can afford to pay me a dime. 

I write a widely read column called Teatime, Psychedelic Musings from the Center of the Universe for the excellent psychoactive information site But they don't exactly pay me as such, either. 

I've also been working on some important (and totally legal) 5-MeO-DMT research in Mexico, but I'm just another space monkey who is only in it to win it.  It actually *costs* me to help advance evolution. 

I've been working on a couple of books, which is hopefully the longer-term answer to how I can keep on playing my character in the world and still stay alive. They still aren't quite ready yet, though, and I am running full speed ahead towards the edge of a cliff. I'm going to have to develop some sort of an interim strategy but quick or I'm going to have to hang up my cape and get a regular job. Which would mean that I would have to stop helping festival goers turn their psychedelic breakdowns into epically triumphant breakthroughs! But that's where my particular talents lie and it's what I most love to do... And when your gifts happen to line up with your passion then you're supposed to keep at it, right? 

If only I could somehow get sponsored or have a patron like artists sometimes had in the renaissance... Oh hey wait! What about that Patreon thing that everybody keeps telling me about? I used to make inspirational videos all the time! I made one every day for a year in like 2007. Some of them were pretty terrific, too! I almost have a million hits on my YouTube. Which isn't *a lot*, but I do have a whole bunch of followers. Or I used to. And I know that I could make even better videos now that I'm a whole decade more awesome. 

Come play my new game with me! I'll make you laugh and think and I will occasionally fill you with wonder, and you can help me to keep on being a superhero. You also get to vicariously help out hundreds of lost trippers at festivals and support some fairly promising psychedelic research. It's like an orgy of win! 


Please pass this on if you can think of anybody else who might want to participate! Thank you!
*bows, salutes, blows Teahorn*


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I'd like to make at least $500 per month. That would cover my most basic food and travel expenses.
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