Bryce Lynch

is creating RPG Adventure Reviews

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patrons
I'm supposed to use this section to paint a compelling picture of how YOU can "join me on this journey." I choose to do so with two quotes:

"[this adventure] is a dark fantasy story presented in the form of a Dungeons & Dragons adventure." - Crimson Harvest

"4. Trophy Room. This room once contained trophies of war. Swords, spears, and armor of all kinds were dedicated here to the everlasting glory of the fallen orc leaders. Centuries ago, the walls were draped with elven banners, dwarves sigils, gnome heraldry, and the flags and standards of men, goblins, and various orc tribes. The moonorc leaders have stripped the room of anything useful in order to outfit the tribe. The weapons and armor were quickly divided among the warriors, while the flags and banners were torn down and used for blankets or ripped apart and resewn into bags, sacks, and clothing. The room now contains only refuse and rusty, unusable equipment.” - Dungeon Magazine #25, Of Kings Unknown

You know the tagline already: I buy this stuff and review it so you don't have to. 


Also, yeah, there are private posts. But it's just banal ruminations on things you probabaly don't care about. 





Tiers
Spell-checking, ever hear of it?
$3 or more per month

Spelling? Grammar? For all those souls who lament the complete lack of care I out in to my reviews, 

Lowest Common Denominator
$7 or more per month

Well, I mean, if you LIKE mediocre stuff, then, I guess this is for you ...

No Regerts!
$12 or more per month

Is this level for you?

  • Do you enjoy "contemporary" furniture?
  • Do network sitcoms bring you joy?
  • Have you ever said "Applebees is great!"?
  • Do you read adventures for inspiration?

Then you've found your home away from home! 

For about the price of one good adventure a year you get to support Tenfootpole! Remember, I buy this shit and read it so YOU don't have to!

"Acceptable"
$25 or more per month

The Pretty Girl and I went out to eat. The waiter came by and asked how the food was. I answered "Acceptable." The waiter was clearly crestfallen. The Pretty Girl quickly responded "Oh no! You don't understand what a compliment that was!" Can you imagine what it's like to live with someone who thinks a masterpiece is the only acceptable level of quality?

Dystopians often feature MegaCorps, and it sometimes seems like we're drifting that way in real life. How far away is Jennifer Government? Looking at things like Patreon and the gig economy brights life up a little. I like the concept of paying people directly for things you like. Now, about that middleman ...

Bright Light, Dark Room
$60 or more per month

You Create Your Own Brave New World

My kitchen has a small glass-front beverage fridge; my main food fridge. It is mostly empty. I have an induction hot plate, a small convection countertop, and an icemaker. FOCUS. 

Consumption may have been standardized for your convenience, but you don't have to buy in to that. 


Also, good Single Malts are not inexpensive.


Also, your frivolity with money rivals my own. Congrats!



I'm supposed to use this section to paint a compelling picture of how YOU can "join me on this journey." I choose to do so with two quotes:

"[this adventure] is a dark fantasy story presented in the form of a Dungeons & Dragons adventure." - Crimson Harvest

"4. Trophy Room. This room once contained trophies of war. Swords, spears, and armor of all kinds were dedicated here to the everlasting glory of the fallen orc leaders. Centuries ago, the walls were draped with elven banners, dwarves sigils, gnome heraldry, and the flags and standards of men, goblins, and various orc tribes. The moonorc leaders have stripped the room of anything useful in order to outfit the tribe. The weapons and armor were quickly divided among the warriors, while the flags and banners were torn down and used for blankets or ripped apart and resewn into bags, sacks, and clothing. The room now contains only refuse and rusty, unusable equipment.” - Dungeon Magazine #25, Of Kings Unknown

You know the tagline already: I buy this stuff and review it so you don't have to. 


Also, yeah, there are private posts. But it's just banal ruminations on things you probabaly don't care about. 





Recent posts by Bryce Lynch

Tiers
Spell-checking, ever hear of it?
$3 or more per month

Spelling? Grammar? For all those souls who lament the complete lack of care I out in to my reviews, 

Lowest Common Denominator
$7 or more per month

Well, I mean, if you LIKE mediocre stuff, then, I guess this is for you ...

No Regerts!
$12 or more per month

Is this level for you?

  • Do you enjoy "contemporary" furniture?
  • Do network sitcoms bring you joy?
  • Have you ever said "Applebees is great!"?
  • Do you read adventures for inspiration?

Then you've found your home away from home! 

For about the price of one good adventure a year you get to support Tenfootpole! Remember, I buy this shit and read it so YOU don't have to!

"Acceptable"
$25 or more per month

The Pretty Girl and I went out to eat. The waiter came by and asked how the food was. I answered "Acceptable." The waiter was clearly crestfallen. The Pretty Girl quickly responded "Oh no! You don't understand what a compliment that was!" Can you imagine what it's like to live with someone who thinks a masterpiece is the only acceptable level of quality?

Dystopians often feature MegaCorps, and it sometimes seems like we're drifting that way in real life. How far away is Jennifer Government? Looking at things like Patreon and the gig economy brights life up a little. I like the concept of paying people directly for things you like. Now, about that middleman ...

Bright Light, Dark Room
$60 or more per month

You Create Your Own Brave New World

My kitchen has a small glass-front beverage fridge; my main food fridge. It is mostly empty. I have an induction hot plate, a small convection countertop, and an icemaker. FOCUS. 

Consumption may have been standardized for your convenience, but you don't have to buy in to that. 


Also, good Single Malts are not inexpensive.


Also, your frivolity with money rivals my own. Congrats!