The Red Rainbow

The Red Rainbow

is creating .

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Listen,
we are doing something in your days
that you would never believe,
even if someone told you.

Read about it here: therainbow.red

Tiers
Acquaintance
$1 or more per month
Small talk isn't our strong suit, but we'll think of you fondly from time to time.
Friend
$5 or more per month
We are so far above top secret that we've come full circle and are now back at the bottom. To our friends we cryptically say, "Secrets? Where we're going we don't need secrets."
VIP
$10 or more per month
This means you are a person, and that we consider you to be verifiably insane. Which is great, because we are too. If you become a VIP, you can request to be put on The List. If you don't know what that is, then you probably have no business being on it. 
Special Unicorn Council of Knowledge
$20 or more per month
Also known as S.U.C.K.

We should really come up with a better acronym. But, on the plus side you'll be able to know things before anyone else knows. (don't tell our friends)

That's Rich
$50 or more per month
In the future, (meaning soon) anyone crazy enough to do this will receive what we call The Thing of Our Choice. In other words, when we make something exclusive to The 2027 Club, you'll get it for free. That way you can easily become a walking billboard for us at any given time.  
Listen,
we are doing something in your days
that you would never believe,
even if someone told you.

Read about it here: therainbow.red

Recent posts by The Red Rainbow

Tiers
Acquaintance
$1 or more per month
Small talk isn't our strong suit, but we'll think of you fondly from time to time.
Friend
$5 or more per month
We are so far above top secret that we've come full circle and are now back at the bottom. To our friends we cryptically say, "Secrets? Where we're going we don't need secrets."
VIP
$10 or more per month
This means you are a person, and that we consider you to be verifiably insane. Which is great, because we are too. If you become a VIP, you can request to be put on The List. If you don't know what that is, then you probably have no business being on it. 
Special Unicorn Council of Knowledge
$20 or more per month
Also known as S.U.C.K.

We should really come up with a better acronym. But, on the plus side you'll be able to know things before anyone else knows. (don't tell our friends)

That's Rich
$50 or more per month
In the future, (meaning soon) anyone crazy enough to do this will receive what we call The Thing of Our Choice. In other words, when we make something exclusive to The 2027 Club, you'll get it for free. That way you can easily become a walking billboard for us at any given time.