Joy is creating epic pun based werewolf romances and questionable life choices
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Hi, hello, yes my name is Joy, but most of you likely know me as the vampire nipple erotica editor who just wants to rest. Procrastinator by day and anguished writer at 3am before the morning of the deadline, tumblr somehow managed to trick me into becoming a professional author. So far it seems to be working, thanks entirely to you! My Patreon supporters!

Originally when I set this page up, I really did not think it would work. I anticipated maybe five or six people would subscribe. What I did not anticipate was the very real need and thirst for wholesome vampire-werewolf romance, or that in the two years since I set this page up I'd not only be able to cut down on the insane hours I was pulling off to make ends meet as an editor, but also that I'd sell over 4000 pre-orders and rising for my first debut novel through Patreon alone.That's an insane amount of numbers! Thank you!!!

It's been a long process, and far harder than it should have been thanks to all my health issues* but I can proudly tell you now that the full release for Hunger Pangs is imminent, and that the only reason I don't have a firm date yet is because I'm in the absolute last stretch of editing out some last minute typos we found, and also finalizing a paperback publisher that isn't Amazon and who don't object to adult romances. Our mutual dislike as a community for Amazon stands, and while Amazon will be a global distributor, I'm happy to say I will be selling from a diverse range of platforms and that Amazon get zilch from my royalties. Take that "pay per pages read" kindle payouts!

So what is this Patreon for? That's an incredibly good question! If you've been here since the beginning, you'll know it's been largely used as a place to fund the shenanigans over on my blog and pre-ordering my book (and also generally keeping me alive, thank you), but with my health rapidly improving (*knock on wood*) and my energy levels with it, Patreon supporters can look forward to a lot more in 2019, ranging from regular prompt writing streams over on my twitch where I start with an empty document and make a story from the words you throw at me via the chat, ask me anything style sessions about writing and editing, exclusive art content, advance sneak previews of works in progress, the occasional recipe post, and also some collaborative works that are currently in the process of being finalized between myself and other Patreon creators, which I am particularly excited about. You'll also have early access to any reviews and articles I write before they are made available to a public audience, and the occasional possible gaming stream if and when the mood takes me.

There will also be merch available soon, which even as I say that it feels weird to say, but this is apparently the direction my life is going in and frankly while I never could have imagined any of this in my wildest dreams, I honestly believe I am living the best version of my life right now. And I owe that to all of you.

Thank you for supporting me. You made something I thought could never happen into a reality, and for that you have my eternal and undying gratitude. Quite literally, I've immortalized some of you as vampires.

So even while I'm asking "Siri, how does tumblr keep tricking me into writing vampire novels?"


Please know that I am extremely grateful and I am giving this one in a million chance my absolute heart and soul to bring you the weird and wonderful content you desire.

That said, if you have any requests or things you'd like to see me do? Drop me a line! I'm happy to accommodate requests where I can! :)

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:*

*Hi! If you're new here and don't know me, my name is Joy and I live with multiple chronic health conditions that impact my daily life. As a result I am occasionally (often) unable to work due to extreme illness and fatigue. I'm still pursuing diagnosis and treatment at this moment in time, and while I am largely managing my symptoms well, patience for my limitations is greatly appreciated.
I am after all but a humble smut peddler, peddling my weres. And yes, that was a pun. Thanks for noticing <3

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:*
Joy is a Scottish born author, editor, social activist and chronic illness advocate currently manifesting in the American Midwest with her Mothman husband and their large adopted Internet family. When not collapsed in a heap of glitter and defiant despair, Joy can generally be found dicking around on the Internet, and would greatly love if you would come and join her.

TwitterTwitchFacebook

You can also contact her by email at: info @ joydemorra.com
For editing rates and inquiries: editing @ joydemorra.com

You can also send letters, books and miscellaneous oddities to:

Joy Demorra
#250
2038 Ford Parkway
Saint Paul
MN 5511616

But please no paper manuscripts :)
Tiers
Support My Blog!
$1 or more per month
 Thank you! Every dollar helps and the more support I get the more content I can keep putting out for you to enjoy each month. This will also grant you access to all my basic patreon posts :)
Insta-snappy-frappuccino
$3 or more per month
Buy me a coffee as I snapchat my way through liveblogging the awful books you send me and come join me on Instagram for sneak peaks at my upcoming recipe posts and other projects I'm working on.


Come watch my soul leave my body in real time, it'll be fun!

{Note} I've been remiss on not updating these items as much, primarily because I've been inactive due to illness, but I will still be updating!


(All previous rewards included)

Hunger Pangs (Digital Release)
$5 or more per month
My eternal thanks and a digital copy of my upcoming poly-queer-paranormal romance novel, Hunger Pangs (Book1). 


If you'd prefer the non smutty version of this novel, let me know and I'll gladly swap this reward tier out for you for the fluff and fangs version :)


Artwork by umicorms on tumblr!
(All previous rewards included)

Hunger Pangs (digital) Signed
$10 or more per month
 My eternal thanks and a digital SIGNED copy of my upcoming poly-queer-paranormal romance novel, Hunger Pangs (Book1). 


If you'd prefer the non smutty version of this novel, let me know and I'll gladly swap this reward tier out for you for the fluff and fangs version :)


Artwork by umicorms on tumblr! 


(All previous rewards included) 

TeamNathan
$25 or more per month
 SOLD OUT as of 12/28/2017 


Become a named member of the supporting cast of my Paranormal Romance Series: HUNGER PANGS (Book1)—Werewolf edition! 


Because who doesn't want to rip all their clothes off and run naked through the streets on a full moon?
Includes one digital signed copy of the first book and all other previous rewards.

TeamVlad
$25 or more per month (sold out!)
SOLD OUT as of 12/28/2017


Become a named member of the supporting cast of my Paranormal Romance Series: HUNGER PANGS (Book1)—Vampire edition: Because the day star burns and brooding in black is where it's at.
Includes one digital signed copy of the first book.


Includes one digital signed copy of the first book and all other previous rewards. 

Team-"Don't Make Me Pick A Side!"
$50 or more per month (sold out!)
 SOLD OUT as of 12/18/2018


Have your name mentioned in the forward with my heartfelt thanks and become a named member of the supporting cast of my Paranormal Romance Series: HUNGER PANGS (Book1).


You can either choose to be a vampire, werewolf or select "other" which means you allow me to pick a character for you and roll with it. (Final character draft will be approved by you)


Includes digital signed copy of the first book and a second to gift where you please!

If you'd prefer the non smutty version of this novel, let me know and I'll gladly swap this reward tier out for you for the fluff and fangs version :)


Artwork by umicorms on tumblr! 

(All previous rewards included) 

Up Close and Physical
$75 or more per month
Congratulations you now own a signed PHYSICAL hardback copy of my book HUNGER PANGS (Books1) with dedication of your choice, as well as a signed digital copy to do with as you please.


(for the digital copy you can request the fluff and fangs version if you prefer!) 


This will be a limited edition run. I was planning on only ordering a 100 of these but we've already reached 185 so there's only 15 left! There's also a sneaky surprise art gift included in your bundle ;)

Benjamin Franklin Was A Vampire
$100 or more per month
Congratulations you just made me happy cry and now own a signed hardback copy of my book HUNGER PANGS (Book 1) with dedication of your choice, as well as both versions of the e-book and a signed copy of the paperback of your choice. 


You'll also get a personal letter of thanks written in my illegible scrawl along with some other surprise goodies.


(Character name insert included in this reward.)

Pledge $200 or more per month
Uh...I'll bake you a cake for your birthday?
Pledge $300 or more per month
I will show up on your birthday inside a giant cake.*

*May or may not show up on your birthday inside a giant cake.
Pledge $400 or more per month
Oh god please no one pick the $300 one I'm claustrphobic.
Reverse Fae
$500 or more per month
I will give you my first born. 


Years from now when you least expect it and you have forgotten all about this, you will hear a knock at your front door. It's late, a storm howls outside and you wonder who could possibly be outside on a night like this. 


You open the door and there is no one there save for a basket on the doorstep. 


Inside a small infant snuffles into their blankets for warmth. You reach down and as your fingers close around the child a voice that is not a voice echoes inside your skull like the end of days. 


"The bargain has been fulfilled."

Congratulations, you are now a parent.

Pledge $1,000 or more per month
Hahaha, please no one click this. But if you do I will help you hide a body*, no questions asked.

*no actual bodies moved but I may name the first born I'm about to give away after you.
Goals
84% complete
If you've been following along with my blog you know I have a lot of medical costs to try and cover, as well as a whole host of allergies that make eating food on a daily basis a complex issue.

$400 a month would be just enough to cover the cost of my monthly medication, and for me to be able to afford the extremely strict and limited diet I can live on without inducing further health complications.

$900 a month would not only enable me to afford food and my medication, but also allow for me to pursue pain treatment management not covered by my insurance, but is vital to my recovery and overall well being. The more physio I can get to, the more I can write, and create awful, weird content for all of you <3

$2500, even for just one month would let me put down the deposit on the last of my dental surgery and start to put my jaw back into the correct position, which I can't even begin to tell you what a huge step forward that would be for me. It's a 3 year procedure but even just being able to start the last of the surgery to prepare for it would be such a relief. Plus I'd be in a lot less pain and as we know less pain = more vampires. Everyone wins. In the long term it would allow me to have something resembling minimum wage income from my writing, which also means more vampires. Basically vampires.

As ever I truly, deeply appreciate the support that has been shown to me over these last few months, thank you so much. Every dollar here is another dollar I don't need to take away from claiming back my health.
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Hi, hello, yes my name is Joy, but most of you likely know me as the vampire nipple erotica editor who just wants to rest. Procrastinator by day and anguished writer at 3am before the morning of the deadline, tumblr somehow managed to trick me into becoming a professional author. So far it seems to be working, thanks entirely to you! My Patreon supporters!

Originally when I set this page up, I really did not think it would work. I anticipated maybe five or six people would subscribe. What I did not anticipate was the very real need and thirst for wholesome vampire-werewolf romance, or that in the two years since I set this page up I'd not only be able to cut down on the insane hours I was pulling off to make ends meet as an editor, but also that I'd sell over 4000 pre-orders and rising for my first debut novel through Patreon alone.That's an insane amount of numbers! Thank you!!!

It's been a long process, and far harder than it should have been thanks to all my health issues* but I can proudly tell you now that the full release for Hunger Pangs is imminent, and that the only reason I don't have a firm date yet is because I'm in the absolute last stretch of editing out some last minute typos we found, and also finalizing a paperback publisher that isn't Amazon and who don't object to adult romances. Our mutual dislike as a community for Amazon stands, and while Amazon will be a global distributor, I'm happy to say I will be selling from a diverse range of platforms and that Amazon get zilch from my royalties. Take that "pay per pages read" kindle payouts!

So what is this Patreon for? That's an incredibly good question! If you've been here since the beginning, you'll know it's been largely used as a place to fund the shenanigans over on my blog and pre-ordering my book (and also generally keeping me alive, thank you), but with my health rapidly improving (*knock on wood*) and my energy levels with it, Patreon supporters can look forward to a lot more in 2019, ranging from regular prompt writing streams over on my twitch where I start with an empty document and make a story from the words you throw at me via the chat, ask me anything style sessions about writing and editing, exclusive art content, advance sneak previews of works in progress, the occasional recipe post, and also some collaborative works that are currently in the process of being finalized between myself and other Patreon creators, which I am particularly excited about. You'll also have early access to any reviews and articles I write before they are made available to a public audience, and the occasional possible gaming stream if and when the mood takes me.

There will also be merch available soon, which even as I say that it feels weird to say, but this is apparently the direction my life is going in and frankly while I never could have imagined any of this in my wildest dreams, I honestly believe I am living the best version of my life right now. And I owe that to all of you.

Thank you for supporting me. You made something I thought could never happen into a reality, and for that you have my eternal and undying gratitude. Quite literally, I've immortalized some of you as vampires.

So even while I'm asking "Siri, how does tumblr keep tricking me into writing vampire novels?"


Please know that I am extremely grateful and I am giving this one in a million chance my absolute heart and soul to bring you the weird and wonderful content you desire.

That said, if you have any requests or things you'd like to see me do? Drop me a line! I'm happy to accommodate requests where I can! :)

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:*

*Hi! If you're new here and don't know me, my name is Joy and I live with multiple chronic health conditions that impact my daily life. As a result I am occasionally (often) unable to work due to extreme illness and fatigue. I'm still pursuing diagnosis and treatment at this moment in time, and while I am largely managing my symptoms well, patience for my limitations is greatly appreciated.
I am after all but a humble smut peddler, peddling my weres. And yes, that was a pun. Thanks for noticing <3

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:*
Joy is a Scottish born author, editor, social activist and chronic illness advocate currently manifesting in the American Midwest with her Mothman husband and their large adopted Internet family. When not collapsed in a heap of glitter and defiant despair, Joy can generally be found dicking around on the Internet, and would greatly love if you would come and join her.

TwitterTwitchFacebook

You can also contact her by email at: info @ joydemorra.com
For editing rates and inquiries: editing @ joydemorra.com

You can also send letters, books and miscellaneous oddities to:

Joy Demorra
#250
2038 Ford Parkway
Saint Paul
MN 5511616

But please no paper manuscripts :)

Recent posts by Joy

Tiers
Support My Blog!
$1 or more per month
 Thank you! Every dollar helps and the more support I get the more content I can keep putting out for you to enjoy each month. This will also grant you access to all my basic patreon posts :)
Insta-snappy-frappuccino
$3 or more per month
Buy me a coffee as I snapchat my way through liveblogging the awful books you send me and come join me on Instagram for sneak peaks at my upcoming recipe posts and other projects I'm working on.


Come watch my soul leave my body in real time, it'll be fun!

{Note} I've been remiss on not updating these items as much, primarily because I've been inactive due to illness, but I will still be updating!


(All previous rewards included)

Hunger Pangs (Digital Release)
$5 or more per month
My eternal thanks and a digital copy of my upcoming poly-queer-paranormal romance novel, Hunger Pangs (Book1). 


If you'd prefer the non smutty version of this novel, let me know and I'll gladly swap this reward tier out for you for the fluff and fangs version :)


Artwork by umicorms on tumblr!
(All previous rewards included)

Hunger Pangs (digital) Signed
$10 or more per month
 My eternal thanks and a digital SIGNED copy of my upcoming poly-queer-paranormal romance novel, Hunger Pangs (Book1). 


If you'd prefer the non smutty version of this novel, let me know and I'll gladly swap this reward tier out for you for the fluff and fangs version :)


Artwork by umicorms on tumblr! 


(All previous rewards included) 

TeamNathan
$25 or more per month
 SOLD OUT as of 12/28/2017 


Become a named member of the supporting cast of my Paranormal Romance Series: HUNGER PANGS (Book1)—Werewolf edition! 


Because who doesn't want to rip all their clothes off and run naked through the streets on a full moon?
Includes one digital signed copy of the first book and all other previous rewards.

TeamVlad
$25 or more per month (sold out!)
SOLD OUT as of 12/28/2017


Become a named member of the supporting cast of my Paranormal Romance Series: HUNGER PANGS (Book1)—Vampire edition: Because the day star burns and brooding in black is where it's at.
Includes one digital signed copy of the first book.


Includes one digital signed copy of the first book and all other previous rewards. 

Team-"Don't Make Me Pick A Side!"
$50 or more per month (sold out!)
 SOLD OUT as of 12/18/2018


Have your name mentioned in the forward with my heartfelt thanks and become a named member of the supporting cast of my Paranormal Romance Series: HUNGER PANGS (Book1).


You can either choose to be a vampire, werewolf or select "other" which means you allow me to pick a character for you and roll with it. (Final character draft will be approved by you)


Includes digital signed copy of the first book and a second to gift where you please!

If you'd prefer the non smutty version of this novel, let me know and I'll gladly swap this reward tier out for you for the fluff and fangs version :)


Artwork by umicorms on tumblr! 

(All previous rewards included) 

Up Close and Physical
$75 or more per month
Congratulations you now own a signed PHYSICAL hardback copy of my book HUNGER PANGS (Books1) with dedication of your choice, as well as a signed digital copy to do with as you please.


(for the digital copy you can request the fluff and fangs version if you prefer!) 


This will be a limited edition run. I was planning on only ordering a 100 of these but we've already reached 185 so there's only 15 left! There's also a sneaky surprise art gift included in your bundle ;)

Benjamin Franklin Was A Vampire
$100 or more per month
Congratulations you just made me happy cry and now own a signed hardback copy of my book HUNGER PANGS (Book 1) with dedication of your choice, as well as both versions of the e-book and a signed copy of the paperback of your choice. 


You'll also get a personal letter of thanks written in my illegible scrawl along with some other surprise goodies.


(Character name insert included in this reward.)

Pledge $200 or more per month
Uh...I'll bake you a cake for your birthday?
Pledge $300 or more per month
I will show up on your birthday inside a giant cake.*

*May or may not show up on your birthday inside a giant cake.
Pledge $400 or more per month
Oh god please no one pick the $300 one I'm claustrphobic.
Reverse Fae
$500 or more per month
I will give you my first born. 


Years from now when you least expect it and you have forgotten all about this, you will hear a knock at your front door. It's late, a storm howls outside and you wonder who could possibly be outside on a night like this. 


You open the door and there is no one there save for a basket on the doorstep. 


Inside a small infant snuffles into their blankets for warmth. You reach down and as your fingers close around the child a voice that is not a voice echoes inside your skull like the end of days. 


"The bargain has been fulfilled."

Congratulations, you are now a parent.

Pledge $1,000 or more per month
Hahaha, please no one click this. But if you do I will help you hide a body*, no questions asked.

*no actual bodies moved but I may name the first born I'm about to give away after you.