The Cuntsultant

is creating Body Literacy & Vaginal Enthusiasm

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You know the difference between the vagina and the vulva and you aren't shy about telling everyone! Your support of vulvovaginal knowledge is much appreciated. At this tier you'll receive:
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  • The Cuntsultant Clam Jam replays (coming soon!)
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Cunts United
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Solidarity is everything! You stand with cunts everywhere and I like that about you. In addition to all the benefits from Vulvateer, you'll also receive:
  • Free access to any donation based webinar
  • Live Q&A sessions and AMAs
  • My deepest gratitude
Clitoral Hood Gang
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Rule #1 of the Clitoral Hood Gang: pleasure! Not only do you know how to find the good spot, you show others the way.
In addition to all the benefits from Cunts United, you'll receive:
  • Access to Cunt Chats Monthly, a monthly group chat with a vaginal focus
  • Digital handouts as they become available
  • Access to webinar replays past 48-hrs




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The Cuntsultant is your vagina's consultant. Looking for nuanced, holistic advice on all things vagina related? Got a question that Google can't satisfy? The Cuntsultant is at your cervix! Whether you're trying to stop an itch, assessing birth control options, or desiring a better relationship with your period, The Cuntsultant is here to talk you through it. The Cuntsultant provides one-on-one "cuntsultations" on all topics vulvovagina-related - the physical, emotional, and spiritual - for vagina-havers and vagina-lovers. Additionally, The Cuntsultant offers educational classes and workshops online and in person.

The Cuntsultant is also a community network - building on shared knowledge and connecting you to other practitioners on your body literacy journey. Our reproductive and sexual health needs are so vast and varied it is vital to source to a variety of vagina helpers!

So what does your support do? By becoming a Cuntsultant Patreon you are investing in women's health in women's hands (which is one way of saying care from people with a shared experience) - in demystifying the female body, in providing individual focused care, in delving deeper into what's going on between your legs at all times, no just when something's amiss (our bodies deserve attention even in health!). You are contributing to community funded care, reclaiming our body's knowledge outside of a capitalist model. Your monthly support goes to providing free and low-cost Cuntsultations and education in a time when caring for ourselves as female bodied people is still seen as radical. Check out our Goals for more on what the Cuntsultant is planning to achieve!

The Cuntsultant is sex-positive, pro-choice, and downright enthusiastic about all forms of gender and sexual expression!

  • The Cuntsultant Mission Statement: To educate women, girls, and people with menstrual cycles on the importance of their menstrual cycles to their whole health, from menarche to menopause, regardless of age, ability, sexual orientation, race, or gender. To dispel myths that the female reproductive system is unknowable and inherently dysfunctional. To empower women, girls, and uterus having people to heal themselves and love their bodies. To build a diverse community of practitioners with the goal of helping and healing all female forms, inspiring an attitude of collaboration for the good of all.

Who is The Cuntsultant?

Vienna Farlow is a Holistic Reproductive Health Practitioner in training and the founder of The Cuntsultant, Your Vagina’s Consultant. She is currently studying at Justisse College and is a member of the Association of Fertility Awareness Professionals. Her work is focused on demystifying the female body and teaching women and people with vaginas ways to connect with their bodies.The Cuntsultant is the culmination of her lifelong pursuit to learn as much as possible about the vagina and the people who have them -- physically, emotionally, and spiritually. She believes that all female bodied people should be empowered to know more about their bodies and the way they work. She is passionate about reproductive justice, LGBTQ+ inclusion, full spectrum care, abortion access and provocation in the name of education.

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At $500, I can offer 1 day per month of name-your-price Cuntsultations for everyone!
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