The Grumpy Munchkins

The Grumpy Munchkins

are creating Comedy & Gaming Videos

8

patrons

$26

per month
Who are the Grumpy Munchkins:
The Grumpy Munchkins are an eccentric trio of carefree, unruly puppets, who star in an adult-oriented comedy series on YouTube that features variety-sketches and video games. Their quirky offbeat personalities and misadventures in New York City are often compared to shows like South Park, Tosh.o, and the Muppets (on crack).

The three little puppet bastards, Grumpy (Pineapple), Jazz, and Reggie, have but one goal: to rid the world of depression, one video and one laugh at a time. But as of late, the Grumpy Munchkins' dream has been put in jeopardy, and they desperately need your help.

Houston, We Have a Problem:
It is an unfortunate reality, but due to today’s politically correct climate, edgy comedy like the Grumpy Munchkins is being censored and ostracized at every turn. YouTube has continuously demonetized my videos, and as of today, even though my channel has nearly a quarter of a million views, I have yet to receive one red cent via YouTube ads.

The harsh reality is that the Grumpy Munchkins CANNOT and WILL NOT survive without support from viewers like you. If you like my videos and see the value in my brand of comedy, please consider donating whatever you can; every dollar counts!

Rewards 'n' Stuff
As soon as you become a patron, you will instantly gain access to a smorgasbord of rewards (See the one and only Tier for reward details). I do not believe in blocking content from anyone who is kind enough to give, so no matter how much you decide to donate, ALL the rewards will be available to you; however, there are incentives for patrons who donate more. For instance, giving more increases your chances of winning promotional giveaways. Also, those who chip in more will be given priority status when it comes to things like being featured in one of my videos or playing a video game with me during a multiplayer livestream. In the future, many more advantages will surely apply to those with priority status.

Symbiotic Beneficiality:

By becoming a patron, you guarantee that the Grumpy Munchkins will persevere and continue to entertain you well into the future; furthermore, as time progresses, the additional funds will allow me to increase the channel's overall production quality by purchasing some much needed equipment upgrades, such as a new computer, better camera gear, software, special effects and lighting equipment, materials to create new puppets, and video games to review. 

YouTube is obviously not my fulltime job, and although quitting my day job to create content for you exclusively is a pipe dream, with your help, I may be able to make it a reality someday. Imagine how many videos I could make for your enjoyment!

Exudin' Gratitude-in':
Thank you for reading up to this point, and whether you become a patron or not, I appreciate you taking the time to check out my Patreon page. Also, remember, it is okay if you cannot afford to give. It is not an obligation, but if you are strapped for cash, perhaps consider giving in another way like sharing my YouTube channel with people you know, who have a (warped) sense of humor. That alone is worth more than you can imagine! 

Thanks again, and I hope to make you laugh, cry, and lose faith in humanity far into the future! Longue vie à la Grumpy Munchkins!
Tiers
Are You Not Entertained?!
$1 or more per month
NO MICROTRANSACTION-LIKE TIERS HERE! Give what you can, and all the rewards below are yours as long as you are a patron; although, it is important to note that there are incentives for donating more than just the minimum. See the "Rewards 'n' Stuff" and "Symbiotic Beneficiality" sections for details.


TIER REWARDS

  • Early Access to New Content
  • Patron-only Content, Blogs & Livestreams
  • Access to the GMs Private Discord Server
  • Sneak Peek Pics & Clips of Upcoming Releases
  • Immortalize Your Name & Be in My Patreon Video Specials
  • Monthly Coupon Codes & Discounts for GMs Merchandise
  • Patron-only Polls That Will Affect My Channel's Future Videos & Direction
  • Priority to Be Featured in Future Videos & Multiplayer Game Livestreams
  • Access to Uncensored Videos When I Have to Censor Them Due to YouTube's Community Guidelines
  • Potential to Receive Random Gifts & Props From My Channel & Videos (Subject to Availability)
Goals
$26 of $500 per month
I will design and release Grumpy Munchkin plushies.
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Who are the Grumpy Munchkins:
The Grumpy Munchkins are an eccentric trio of carefree, unruly puppets, who star in an adult-oriented comedy series on YouTube that features variety-sketches and video games. Their quirky offbeat personalities and misadventures in New York City are often compared to shows like South Park, Tosh.o, and the Muppets (on crack).

The three little puppet bastards, Grumpy (Pineapple), Jazz, and Reggie, have but one goal: to rid the world of depression, one video and one laugh at a time. But as of late, the Grumpy Munchkins' dream has been put in jeopardy, and they desperately need your help.

Houston, We Have a Problem:
It is an unfortunate reality, but due to today’s politically correct climate, edgy comedy like the Grumpy Munchkins is being censored and ostracized at every turn. YouTube has continuously demonetized my videos, and as of today, even though my channel has nearly a quarter of a million views, I have yet to receive one red cent via YouTube ads.

The harsh reality is that the Grumpy Munchkins CANNOT and WILL NOT survive without support from viewers like you. If you like my videos and see the value in my brand of comedy, please consider donating whatever you can; every dollar counts!

Rewards 'n' Stuff
As soon as you become a patron, you will instantly gain access to a smorgasbord of rewards (See the one and only Tier for reward details). I do not believe in blocking content from anyone who is kind enough to give, so no matter how much you decide to donate, ALL the rewards will be available to you; however, there are incentives for patrons who donate more. For instance, giving more increases your chances of winning promotional giveaways. Also, those who chip in more will be given priority status when it comes to things like being featured in one of my videos or playing a video game with me during a multiplayer livestream. In the future, many more advantages will surely apply to those with priority status.

Symbiotic Beneficiality:

By becoming a patron, you guarantee that the Grumpy Munchkins will persevere and continue to entertain you well into the future; furthermore, as time progresses, the additional funds will allow me to increase the channel's overall production quality by purchasing some much needed equipment upgrades, such as a new computer, better camera gear, software, special effects and lighting equipment, materials to create new puppets, and video games to review. 

YouTube is obviously not my fulltime job, and although quitting my day job to create content for you exclusively is a pipe dream, with your help, I may be able to make it a reality someday. Imagine how many videos I could make for your enjoyment!

Exudin' Gratitude-in':
Thank you for reading up to this point, and whether you become a patron or not, I appreciate you taking the time to check out my Patreon page. Also, remember, it is okay if you cannot afford to give. It is not an obligation, but if you are strapped for cash, perhaps consider giving in another way like sharing my YouTube channel with people you know, who have a (warped) sense of humor. That alone is worth more than you can imagine! 

Thanks again, and I hope to make you laugh, cry, and lose faith in humanity far into the future! Longue vie à la Grumpy Munchkins!

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Tiers
Are You Not Entertained?!
$1 or more per month
NO MICROTRANSACTION-LIKE TIERS HERE! Give what you can, and all the rewards below are yours as long as you are a patron; although, it is important to note that there are incentives for donating more than just the minimum. See the "Rewards 'n' Stuff" and "Symbiotic Beneficiality" sections for details.


TIER REWARDS

  • Early Access to New Content
  • Patron-only Content, Blogs & Livestreams
  • Access to the GMs Private Discord Server
  • Sneak Peek Pics & Clips of Upcoming Releases
  • Immortalize Your Name & Be in My Patreon Video Specials
  • Monthly Coupon Codes & Discounts for GMs Merchandise
  • Patron-only Polls That Will Affect My Channel's Future Videos & Direction
  • Priority to Be Featured in Future Videos & Multiplayer Game Livestreams
  • Access to Uncensored Videos When I Have to Censor Them Due to YouTube's Community Guidelines
  • Potential to Receive Random Gifts & Props From My Channel & Videos (Subject to Availability)