Moosebane is creating The Inferno Online Alternative Gaming News Source
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Dear Patrons,

Providing readers with exceptional news coverage from around the gaming world, The Inferno Online is looking to become a key purveyor of alternative news for the discerning technophile. 

Let the major news outlets cover the usual sex, violence, and political scandal. The Inferno Online looks to provide great human interest stories from around the wholesome world of cyberspace. It's news you care about with a spin that will make you laugh, cry, and sometimes become aroused.

Any pledges you make will allow the Inferno Online to continue providing readers with a daily dose of video game shenanigans. Donations will go towards keeping the site running and feeding the mules that power the writer's hut.

Finally, thank you for your patronage. Every little bit helps, but your viewership and support is the greatest gift. If financial stressors like alimony or a secret family make donation difficult, then consider sharing the blog on social media, mentioning an article at your next family gathering, or browsing the site on your phone while on a date.

I enjoy being here for you. The Inferno Online doesn't exist for profit, but because real life is mostly horrible.

Lovingly yours,
Moosebane 
Tiers
Fireball
$1 or more per month
Thank you for becoming part of the community. Your support and viewership is what keeps the flame alive. Caffeine keeps the flame alive too.
Explosive Barrel
$5 or more per month
A contribution capable of incinerating a space marine! This tier unlocks the following bonus:


+Your name or online handle published on our Thank You page

Pyroblast
$10 or more per month
A terrifyingly sudden contribution for the low cost of 10 mana (and dollars)! This tier unlocks the following bonuses:


+ Your name or online handle published on our Thank You page.


+ Monthly Newsletter teasing upcoming stories and events sent to your inbox.



Flamethrower
$15 or more per month
An excellent contribution for dealing with enemy spies. This tier unlocks the following bonuses:


+ Your name or online handle published on our Thank You page.


+ Monthly Newsletter teasing upcoming stories and events sent to your inbox.


+ Entry into Bi-Monthly drawing to receive unqualified gaming tips, relationship advice, or financial planning to be featured in an article.



Summon: Ifrit
$30 or more per month only 30 left
The face melting sincerity of a fiery Aeon...Eidolon...Guardian Force? This tier unlocks the following bonuses:


+ Your name or online handle published on our Thank You page.


+ Monthly Newsletter teasing upcoming stories and events sent to your inbox.


+ Entry into Bi-Monthly drawing to receive unqualified gaming tips, relationship advice, or financial planning to be featured in an article.


+ Get a story you want covered with direct correspondence with the writer. Your input or story idea will be used in a monthly article featured on the site. 



A Boss Fight Against Satan
$50 or more per month only 12 left
It really doesn't get much hotter (or cliché) than this. This tier unlocks the following bonuses:


+ Your name or online handle published on our Thank You page.


+ Monthly Newsletter teasing upcoming stories and events sent to your inbox.


+ Entry into Bi-Monthly drawing to receive unqualified gaming tips, relationship advice, or financial planning to be featured in an article.


+ Get a story you want covered with direct correspondence with the writer. Your input or story idea will be used in a monthly article featured on the site. 


+ Be featured in an article about one of your own crazy gaming stories. This includes correspondence and voice chat with the writer and will be published on the site.



Goals
0 of 500 patrons
At 500 patrons the Bi-Monthly Inferno Online Podcast will be released, along with associated content. 
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Dear Patrons,

Providing readers with exceptional news coverage from around the gaming world, The Inferno Online is looking to become a key purveyor of alternative news for the discerning technophile. 

Let the major news outlets cover the usual sex, violence, and political scandal. The Inferno Online looks to provide great human interest stories from around the wholesome world of cyberspace. It's news you care about with a spin that will make you laugh, cry, and sometimes become aroused.

Any pledges you make will allow the Inferno Online to continue providing readers with a daily dose of video game shenanigans. Donations will go towards keeping the site running and feeding the mules that power the writer's hut.

Finally, thank you for your patronage. Every little bit helps, but your viewership and support is the greatest gift. If financial stressors like alimony or a secret family make donation difficult, then consider sharing the blog on social media, mentioning an article at your next family gathering, or browsing the site on your phone while on a date.

I enjoy being here for you. The Inferno Online doesn't exist for profit, but because real life is mostly horrible.

Lovingly yours,
Moosebane 

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Tiers
Fireball
$1 or more per month
Thank you for becoming part of the community. Your support and viewership is what keeps the flame alive. Caffeine keeps the flame alive too.
Explosive Barrel
$5 or more per month
A contribution capable of incinerating a space marine! This tier unlocks the following bonus:


+Your name or online handle published on our Thank You page

Pyroblast
$10 or more per month
A terrifyingly sudden contribution for the low cost of 10 mana (and dollars)! This tier unlocks the following bonuses:


+ Your name or online handle published on our Thank You page.


+ Monthly Newsletter teasing upcoming stories and events sent to your inbox.



Flamethrower
$15 or more per month
An excellent contribution for dealing with enemy spies. This tier unlocks the following bonuses:


+ Your name or online handle published on our Thank You page.


+ Monthly Newsletter teasing upcoming stories and events sent to your inbox.


+ Entry into Bi-Monthly drawing to receive unqualified gaming tips, relationship advice, or financial planning to be featured in an article.



Summon: Ifrit
$30 or more per month only 30 left
The face melting sincerity of a fiery Aeon...Eidolon...Guardian Force? This tier unlocks the following bonuses:


+ Your name or online handle published on our Thank You page.


+ Monthly Newsletter teasing upcoming stories and events sent to your inbox.


+ Entry into Bi-Monthly drawing to receive unqualified gaming tips, relationship advice, or financial planning to be featured in an article.


+ Get a story you want covered with direct correspondence with the writer. Your input or story idea will be used in a monthly article featured on the site. 



A Boss Fight Against Satan
$50 or more per month only 12 left
It really doesn't get much hotter (or cliché) than this. This tier unlocks the following bonuses:


+ Your name or online handle published on our Thank You page.


+ Monthly Newsletter teasing upcoming stories and events sent to your inbox.


+ Entry into Bi-Monthly drawing to receive unqualified gaming tips, relationship advice, or financial planning to be featured in an article.


+ Get a story you want covered with direct correspondence with the writer. Your input or story idea will be used in a monthly article featured on the site. 


+ Be featured in an article about one of your own crazy gaming stories. This includes correspondence and voice chat with the writer and will be published on the site.