The Messy Cooker

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You're the cheese! Thank you for donating $1 to help me pay for cooking supplies and give me the sheer motivation to write more blog posts.

For a mere dollar, you get the benefit of including a food pun in one of The Messy Cooker's blog posts!
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Going back and forth between $1 and $10? Here's an option for you nuts out of there. (I, too, am a nut).

By contributing $5 per creation, you'll receive an exclusive shout-out by The Messy Cooker herself. GO NUTS!

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Hey there big spender ... your donation of $10 will go to the creation of possibly delicious, but also possibly disastrous food recipes.

You'll also get the benefit of featuring one of your OWN favorite recipes on The Messy Cooker blog.




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So, I'm a messy cooker....

People aren’t perfect, which means that cooking sure as hell isn’t either.

You won’t find flawless pictures of food on my blog. Instead, you’ll find surprising successes. Unfortunate accidents. Original recipes. Delicious new ingredients. Discussions on the basics. How do you make scrambled eggs anyway?

Here’s my challenge to you: recklessly abandon your urge to make “the perfect dish.”

Join me on my voyages to explore strange new spices, seek out new leeks and new cinnamon creations, to boldly go where no messy cooker has gone before.

The Messy Cooker
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When I reach $100 per month, I'll purchase equipment to film The Messy Cooker videos for Instagram and Facebook. 
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