Nobodies Watching Wrestling

Nobodies Watching Wrestling

is creating wrestling review YouTube videos

145

patrons

$604

per month
We're The Nobodies, three Brooklyn nightlife weirdos who stumbled into this great thing where we talk about professional wrestling and you all enjoy it for some reason. Making these deranged recap videos is genuinely a whole lot of fun, and we're thrilled that you guys are having fun with us. To keep generating high-quality content at a decent pace, we're working pretty hard (including the huge volunteer efforts put forth behind the scenes by awesome tech people). Since we don't want to charge for our content, this page is a way for us to get a little help, and to give back to the people who help us. To our patrons: you guys are making it possible for us to live out a dream we didn't even know we had. And to all our fans: we can't tell you how happy it makes us that there are people out there who want more of what we're putting out. Thanks to everyone who even read this far! xoxo, The Nobodies
Tiers
The People's Elbow
$1 or more per month
  • THANKS: We'll add your name to the credits of each of our videos.
Superfly Splash
$2 or more per month
  • WHATEVER: Once a month, we will send you something; could be a picture, a sound clip, a brief video, a random thought... it'll be a surprise to us both!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Knockout Punch
$5 or more per month
  • NOBODIES SECRET: access to monthly podcast minisode that will not be released publicly! More content (with less relevance to wrestling, probably) JUST FOR YOU!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Phoenix Splash
$10 or more per month
  • ASK A NOBODY: Submit a question that we will answer in the monthly podcast.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Yes Lock
$12 or more per month
  • HEY, NICE PATCH: After your first month's payment is processed, we'll send you an exclusive Nobodies Watching Wrestling patch! What you do with it is your business.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
Stone Cold Stunner
$15 or more per month
  • MAKE IT PERSONAL: The Nobodies will record an audio message of your choice! (Within reason. Happy birthday? Sure! Reading an entire audiobook or endorsing a political candidate? Probably not.)
  • Plus all previous rewards
Sweet Chin Music
$25 or more per month

 

  • JUDGE THAT WRESTLER: You can submit a wrestler to be reviewed, revamped, and revitalized on our weekly podcast! (Bear in mind that if lots of people sign up for this, we may form a backlog. We will get to yours as quickly as we can.)
  • Plus all previous rewards
Twisted Bliss
$35 or more per month
  • FONT SELECTION: Submit a topic for Ariel's "What The Font?!" series, and she will dedicate one episode of her weekly show to whatever you choose! 
  • Plus all previous rewards
DDT
$50 or more per month
  • REQUEST-A-MATCH: At this level, you can request a specific match for us to review during our weekly classic roundup. Remember: we're only doing one a week, so your submission will be added to a queue. We WILL get to it.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
Glam Slam
$60 or more per month
  • HEY, NICE T-SHIRT: At this level, you will be sent a t-shirt with an exclusive, Patreon-only design by @keishacedenoart. Everyone will want to know where you got it.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
Attitude Adjustment
$300 or more per month
  • QUEEN FOR A DAY: For this amount, we will put you in full drag. (Transportation not included, so redeeming this will have to wait until you're in NYC or we're wherever you are.)
  • Plus all previous rewards.
The Queen's Crossbow
$500 or more per month
  • SIT ON THE COUCH: That's right, for $500, you can be a special guest on an episode of Nobodies Watching Wrestling. Again, specifically sitting on the couch means that you have to get your ass to NYC yourself. But if you want to record yourself talking about a match, we can edit it into our banter somehow. We're creative. For this amount of money, we'll work it out.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
Goals
$604 of $1,000 per month
At this level, we'll begin releasing WEEKLY reviews of classic matches. Same delicious couch format, brand new material. (In that it will be even older material.)
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We're The Nobodies, three Brooklyn nightlife weirdos who stumbled into this great thing where we talk about professional wrestling and you all enjoy it for some reason. Making these deranged recap videos is genuinely a whole lot of fun, and we're thrilled that you guys are having fun with us. To keep generating high-quality content at a decent pace, we're working pretty hard (including the huge volunteer efforts put forth behind the scenes by awesome tech people). Since we don't want to charge for our content, this page is a way for us to get a little help, and to give back to the people who help us. To our patrons: you guys are making it possible for us to live out a dream we didn't even know we had. And to all our fans: we can't tell you how happy it makes us that there are people out there who want more of what we're putting out. Thanks to everyone who even read this far! xoxo, The Nobodies

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Tiers
The People's Elbow
$1 or more per month
  • THANKS: We'll add your name to the credits of each of our videos.
Superfly Splash
$2 or more per month
  • WHATEVER: Once a month, we will send you something; could be a picture, a sound clip, a brief video, a random thought... it'll be a surprise to us both!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Knockout Punch
$5 or more per month
  • NOBODIES SECRET: access to monthly podcast minisode that will not be released publicly! More content (with less relevance to wrestling, probably) JUST FOR YOU!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Phoenix Splash
$10 or more per month
  • ASK A NOBODY: Submit a question that we will answer in the monthly podcast.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Yes Lock
$12 or more per month
  • HEY, NICE PATCH: After your first month's payment is processed, we'll send you an exclusive Nobodies Watching Wrestling patch! What you do with it is your business.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
Stone Cold Stunner
$15 or more per month
  • MAKE IT PERSONAL: The Nobodies will record an audio message of your choice! (Within reason. Happy birthday? Sure! Reading an entire audiobook or endorsing a political candidate? Probably not.)
  • Plus all previous rewards
Sweet Chin Music
$25 or more per month

 

  • JUDGE THAT WRESTLER: You can submit a wrestler to be reviewed, revamped, and revitalized on our weekly podcast! (Bear in mind that if lots of people sign up for this, we may form a backlog. We will get to yours as quickly as we can.)
  • Plus all previous rewards
Twisted Bliss
$35 or more per month
  • FONT SELECTION: Submit a topic for Ariel's "What The Font?!" series, and she will dedicate one episode of her weekly show to whatever you choose! 
  • Plus all previous rewards
DDT
$50 or more per month
  • REQUEST-A-MATCH: At this level, you can request a specific match for us to review during our weekly classic roundup. Remember: we're only doing one a week, so your submission will be added to a queue. We WILL get to it.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
Glam Slam
$60 or more per month
  • HEY, NICE T-SHIRT: At this level, you will be sent a t-shirt with an exclusive, Patreon-only design by @keishacedenoart. Everyone will want to know where you got it.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
Attitude Adjustment
$300 or more per month
  • QUEEN FOR A DAY: For this amount, we will put you in full drag. (Transportation not included, so redeeming this will have to wait until you're in NYC or we're wherever you are.)
  • Plus all previous rewards.
The Queen's Crossbow
$500 or more per month
  • SIT ON THE COUCH: That's right, for $500, you can be a special guest on an episode of Nobodies Watching Wrestling. Again, specifically sitting on the couch means that you have to get your ass to NYC yourself. But if you want to record yourself talking about a match, we can edit it into our banter somehow. We're creative. For this amount of money, we'll work it out.
  • Plus all previous rewards.