The NOPE Channel

The NOPE Channel

is creating Satirical Commentaries on The World's Idiots

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Hey Freinds!
Thanks for taking a look at the Patreon page. As we head into season three of NOPE, we're asking for your help. We love working on this channel, but as you have probably noticed, we can't keep it up all year round right now; we have to do other jobs to pay rent and put gas in the car and afford hamster food. You can help, though! If enough of you pledge here, we can drop some of our other jobs and focus on producing NOPE full time. 
Thanks,
j & b
Tiers
Jick
$2 or more per month
You probably wouldn't bend down to pick two dollars up off the street, but okay. We'll take it. 
Freind
$5 or more per month
Freinds receive a monthly e-newsletter detailing all the shenanigans the Bobby and Jordanne- Who am I kidding, we all know it's me (Jordanne) typing this. I'm sending out a monthly newsletter that  covers the production of all of our videos, including BTS photos and any stuff we want to announce.
Super Freind
$10 or more per month
Super Freinds have access to live BTS photos on the Patreon page in addition to episode art posted when the video is uploaded. The art is done by none other than moi (Again, Jordanne). I'm good. You'll be happy.
Meme Team
$20 or more per month
Meme Team members have access to an exclusive feed where you can throw out ideas for episodes, critique past uploads, and tell us what you think we should do for NOPE's future. Also, you can send us dank memes. 
Meme Team Executive
$30 or more per month
Execs get access to an exclusive monthly live stream, the date & time of which is announced at the beginning of each month. It is NOT the same stream that Bobby Burns patrons participate in- meme team executives only. 
Coffee Freind
$50 or more per month
Coffee Freinds have exclusive access to episode notes... but that's not all; to prove to you how caffeinated I have to be at almost all times, I'll share a photo of every coffee beverage I consume with my Coffee Freinds. You can also recommend different coffees for me to try, if you feel so inclined. 
Hamster Freind
$100 or more per month
**NO ANIMALS WILL BE HARMED IN THE REDEMPTION OF THIS REWARD**


Hamster Freinds will have access to images taken during a NOPE hamster photoshoot. The images will be adorable, but you can't see 'em unless you pledge. If you'd like hard copies, let me know. I can see how that would be appealing to a Hamster Freind. 

Hair Freind
$250 or more per month only 20 left
You get a baggy with some of our hair in it. You can only have it from one of us, so be sure to let us know whose hair you want. We'll sign and date the bag. Also, you're a fucking weirdo and I love you. 
Idiot
$1,000 or more per month
Go fuq yourself...

With our blessing, of course. 

Goals
$0 of $500 per month
This would mean WE CAN STILL EAT FOOD AND MAKE VIDEOS AT THE SAME TIME!!! YAYYY!!!
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Hey Freinds!
Thanks for taking a look at the Patreon page. As we head into season three of NOPE, we're asking for your help. We love working on this channel, but as you have probably noticed, we can't keep it up all year round right now; we have to do other jobs to pay rent and put gas in the car and afford hamster food. You can help, though! If enough of you pledge here, we can drop some of our other jobs and focus on producing NOPE full time. 
Thanks,
j & b

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Tiers
Jick
$2 or more per month
You probably wouldn't bend down to pick two dollars up off the street, but okay. We'll take it. 
Freind
$5 or more per month
Freinds receive a monthly e-newsletter detailing all the shenanigans the Bobby and Jordanne- Who am I kidding, we all know it's me (Jordanne) typing this. I'm sending out a monthly newsletter that  covers the production of all of our videos, including BTS photos and any stuff we want to announce.
Super Freind
$10 or more per month
Super Freinds have access to live BTS photos on the Patreon page in addition to episode art posted when the video is uploaded. The art is done by none other than moi (Again, Jordanne). I'm good. You'll be happy.
Meme Team
$20 or more per month
Meme Team members have access to an exclusive feed where you can throw out ideas for episodes, critique past uploads, and tell us what you think we should do for NOPE's future. Also, you can send us dank memes. 
Meme Team Executive
$30 or more per month
Execs get access to an exclusive monthly live stream, the date & time of which is announced at the beginning of each month. It is NOT the same stream that Bobby Burns patrons participate in- meme team executives only. 
Coffee Freind
$50 or more per month
Coffee Freinds have exclusive access to episode notes... but that's not all; to prove to you how caffeinated I have to be at almost all times, I'll share a photo of every coffee beverage I consume with my Coffee Freinds. You can also recommend different coffees for me to try, if you feel so inclined. 
Hamster Freind
$100 or more per month
**NO ANIMALS WILL BE HARMED IN THE REDEMPTION OF THIS REWARD**


Hamster Freinds will have access to images taken during a NOPE hamster photoshoot. The images will be adorable, but you can't see 'em unless you pledge. If you'd like hard copies, let me know. I can see how that would be appealing to a Hamster Freind. 

Hair Freind
$250 or more per month only 20 left
You get a baggy with some of our hair in it. You can only have it from one of us, so be sure to let us know whose hair you want. We'll sign and date the bag. Also, you're a fucking weirdo and I love you. 
Idiot
$1,000 or more per month
Go fuq yourself...

With our blessing, of course.