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Hey!

My name's Adam and my totally original alter-ego is TheRetroCritic (or sometimes Cablogula), I have been writing reviews of bad (or not-so-bad) movies and games, plus making videos for many years now but this has always been a "when I have the time" sort of hobby.

I love it but I would like to be able to do more as I have a lot of ideas that I haven't been able to make happen due to either a lack of time, funds or half-decent equipment. 

Anything you contribute will go into producing better, higher quality content more often.

Along with reviewing things, I enjoy talking movies on my podcast  The Big Rewind, which I would very much like to turn into a proper weekly show. With, like, a schedule and music and special guests and everything.

Oh and sound that doesn't sound ass.

Some of what I do, like unscripted Vlogs where I talk at length about a movie or a TV show, is relatively inexpensive to produce so I would like to keep doing those and get you guys to request things for me to watch and talk about.

I've started a few different shows you might have noticed on my YouTube channel ( Worst Line EverTrailerwatchAgent Of F.I.L.M. etc.) and it would be cool to dedicate more time to those. They are definitely the toughest videos to put together but also the most rewarding, I find (along with the video reviews), so I'd love to see those get more episodes released more often.

I enjoy compiling silly Top 10's and these happen to be the most popular content on my channel. They're pretty easy to make but I would like to give those a bit of a makeover, plus these tend to get copyright strikes which are... poo, as we all know. Let's make 'em look all slick and professional and not all copyrighty because, right now, it's like a racoon did them.

And not that cool space racoon that talks. The other ones.

I enjoy doing Let's Plays (or Rant N' Plays) but it's a nightmare to capture game footage with my current setup so any help on that front would boost my gaming content by, if my calculations are correct, at least 1000%. I've got so many cool, obscure video games I wanna show ya but it's like squeezing milk out of a jalapeño (I have better jokes, promise (I know this is bad just bear with me ok pls pls pls)).

Who knows? Maybe one day I'll actually be able to live stream like a normal person!! 

I'd like to work on more podcasts with different co-hosts, try some random stuff like parodies, music videos, maybe a comic book review show....

ANYWAY

All this to say: I wanna make stuff! Good stuff. And I wanna make it for YOU!

Thank you for reading if you've made it this far. It really means a lot that you're at least willing to give me your eyeballs for like a few minutes. 

Again, anything you can contribute will help a great deal.

LET'S MAKE SOME AWESOME SH*****T ! ! ! !
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Personalized Written Reviews
$2 or more per month

I will write a review for a film of your choosing every month on my blog. You get a credit.

Personalized Movie Vlogs
$5 or more per month

Choose a movie every month and I'll record a Vlog reviewing it. You get a credit in the video.

Personalized Rant N' Play
$10 or more per month

I will record a Rant N' Play (my version of a Let's Play) for a game of your choosing every month. You get a credit in the video.

Personalized Tastin' Episodes
$15 or more per month

I will record a Tastin' video in which I taste a particular food or drink of your choice every month. You get a credit in the video.

Personalized Parody Song
$20 or more per month

I will write a parody song based on the film, game, actor or actress of your choosing and perform it on camera every month. Don't expect a full MTV production and for me to play and sing well. In fact, expect the opposite. It'll be fun, though. You get the full blame, I mean... a credit, in the video.

Personalized Video Review
$30 or more per month

I will put together a full video review of the film or game of your choosing. You will have early access to the video and a credit at the end of it.

Personalized Podcast Episode
$50 or more per month

A personalized podcast episode where we build the whole show around your topics and questions. Whatever you want us to talk about, we'll talk about. You get a shout-out and a free audio ad for whatever website/blog/podcast you want us to promote on the show.

Bonus Content
$100 or more per month

You will have access to a variety of bonus content from outtakes to extended episodes and commentaries related to TheRetroCritic and affiliated sites. This includes a personalized thank you message.

Goals
$0 of $500 per month
This goal will allow me to upgrade to a proper website where you'll be able to find both my written and video content easier.
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Hey!

My name's Adam and my totally original alter-ego is TheRetroCritic (or sometimes Cablogula), I have been writing reviews of bad (or not-so-bad) movies and games, plus making videos for many years now but this has always been a "when I have the time" sort of hobby.

I love it but I would like to be able to do more as I have a lot of ideas that I haven't been able to make happen due to either a lack of time, funds or half-decent equipment. 

Anything you contribute will go into producing better, higher quality content more often.

Along with reviewing things, I enjoy talking movies on my podcast  The Big Rewind, which I would very much like to turn into a proper weekly show. With, like, a schedule and music and special guests and everything.

Oh and sound that doesn't sound ass.

Some of what I do, like unscripted Vlogs where I talk at length about a movie or a TV show, is relatively inexpensive to produce so I would like to keep doing those and get you guys to request things for me to watch and talk about.

I've started a few different shows you might have noticed on my YouTube channel ( Worst Line EverTrailerwatchAgent Of F.I.L.M. etc.) and it would be cool to dedicate more time to those. They are definitely the toughest videos to put together but also the most rewarding, I find (along with the video reviews), so I'd love to see those get more episodes released more often.

I enjoy compiling silly Top 10's and these happen to be the most popular content on my channel. They're pretty easy to make but I would like to give those a bit of a makeover, plus these tend to get copyright strikes which are... poo, as we all know. Let's make 'em look all slick and professional and not all copyrighty because, right now, it's like a racoon did them.

And not that cool space racoon that talks. The other ones.

I enjoy doing Let's Plays (or Rant N' Plays) but it's a nightmare to capture game footage with my current setup so any help on that front would boost my gaming content by, if my calculations are correct, at least 1000%. I've got so many cool, obscure video games I wanna show ya but it's like squeezing milk out of a jalapeño (I have better jokes, promise (I know this is bad just bear with me ok pls pls pls)).

Who knows? Maybe one day I'll actually be able to live stream like a normal person!! 

I'd like to work on more podcasts with different co-hosts, try some random stuff like parodies, music videos, maybe a comic book review show....

ANYWAY

All this to say: I wanna make stuff! Good stuff. And I wanna make it for YOU!

Thank you for reading if you've made it this far. It really means a lot that you're at least willing to give me your eyeballs for like a few minutes. 

Again, anything you can contribute will help a great deal.

LET'S MAKE SOME AWESOME SH*****T ! ! ! !

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Tiers
Personalized Written Reviews
$2 or more per month

I will write a review for a film of your choosing every month on my blog. You get a credit.

Personalized Movie Vlogs
$5 or more per month

Choose a movie every month and I'll record a Vlog reviewing it. You get a credit in the video.

Personalized Rant N' Play
$10 or more per month

I will record a Rant N' Play (my version of a Let's Play) for a game of your choosing every month. You get a credit in the video.

Personalized Tastin' Episodes
$15 or more per month

I will record a Tastin' video in which I taste a particular food or drink of your choice every month. You get a credit in the video.

Personalized Parody Song
$20 or more per month

I will write a parody song based on the film, game, actor or actress of your choosing and perform it on camera every month. Don't expect a full MTV production and for me to play and sing well. In fact, expect the opposite. It'll be fun, though. You get the full blame, I mean... a credit, in the video.

Personalized Video Review
$30 or more per month

I will put together a full video review of the film or game of your choosing. You will have early access to the video and a credit at the end of it.

Personalized Podcast Episode
$50 or more per month

A personalized podcast episode where we build the whole show around your topics and questions. Whatever you want us to talk about, we'll talk about. You get a shout-out and a free audio ad for whatever website/blog/podcast you want us to promote on the show.

Bonus Content
$100 or more per month

You will have access to a variety of bonus content from outtakes to extended episodes and commentaries related to TheRetroCritic and affiliated sites. This includes a personalized thank you message.