Tin Foil Hat Podcastis creating The Mother Of All Truth Bombs!
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Our mission is to manipulate the minds of the talking primates known as humans through engaging and interesting digitally recorded conversations infused with hypnotic subliminal messages and misinformation distributed via the internet.
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