Transparent Eyeball

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About Transparent Eyeball

Hello and welcome. You have now reached the lowest effort Patreon page in existence. I am the transparent eyeball. I create nothing. I provide nothing. To quote Emerson: "Standing on the bare ground,—my head bathed by the blithe air, and uplifted into infinite space,—all mean egotism vanishes. I become a transparent eye-ball; I am nothing; I see all; the currents of the Universal Being circulate through me; I am part or particle of God." Contributing nothing, producing nothing, supporting nothing, I AM.
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When I reach really any amount per month, I won't start a podcast where I interview any patrons. I believe that goals are important to have, unless your goal is to be absolutely nothing.
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